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(MSN)   NYC mayor: "Kansas doesn't have a brand." Kansas conservative: "We go in the toilets." Kansas' brand now apparently Charmin   (msn.com) divider line
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2022-09-29 8:10:45 AM  
Kerry Livgren said to be past the point of know return over this.
 
2022-09-29 8:46:11 AM  
In the readlit thread from the other day, I was wondering,

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Which part of Genesis mentions guns?


\ wipes his gun, he's forgotten what he did ... on Broadway
 
2022-09-29 9:13:21 AM  
If, as Republicans claim, there are litter boxes in every school students are using to poop and virtually every student has some kind of phone with a camera, one would assume photos of said litter boxes would be everywhere, and yet, somehow, this is all just pearl-clutching, monocle-popping Trumpers screeching about Woke ANTIFA Sorosbots teaching our kids George Washington had wooden teeth because he wore his old ones away sucking dicks.

See also: "illegals committing voter fraud at my polling place" and "welfare queen uses food stamps to buy lobsters before driving away in Escalade" and every other pile of "be afraid" bullshiat the GOP spews.
 
2022-09-29 9:39:27 AM  
I've read that twice and still have no idea what the hell was going on there.
 
2022-09-29 9:57:13 AM  
That's like the guy I saw on the subway platform screaming about how King George was forming a walrus army to takeover Greenland, then he asked for an ice cream sandwich.
 
2022-09-29 10:37:59 AM  
I'm from Kansas. The Kansas brand is when I tell people from Kansas while I'm not within the boarders of Kansas they are 95% likely to inform me that I'm "not in Kansas anymore!".

I hate the Kansas brand.
 
2022-09-29 10:38:28 AM  

wademh: In the readlit thread from the other day, I was wondering,

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Which part of Genesis mentions guns?


\ wipes his gun, he's forgotten what he did ... on Broadway


Kansas has twice the murders per capita of New York.
 
2022-09-29 10:39:42 AM  

wademh: In the readlit thread from the other day, I was wondering,

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Which part of Genesis mentions guns?


\ wipes his gun, he's forgotten what he did ... on Broadway


Start the day with a Lamb reference?  Don't mind if I do.  Thanks!
 
2022-09-29 10:39:57 AM  
Yeah I've driven through Kansass and having experienced a few rest areas and hotels I'd have to say that saying Kansans "go in the toilet" is being extremely generous. I saw a spirally turd sitting 6 inches to the left of a toilet near Salinas.
 
2022-09-29 10:40:59 AM  
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2022-09-29 10:41:06 AM  

Learned Hand Job: wademh: In the readlit thread from the other day, I was wondering,

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Which part of Genesis mentions guns?


\ wipes his gun, he's forgotten what he did ... on Broadway

Kansas has twice the murders per capita of New York.


He said We BELIEVEmurders are rare
 
2022-09-29 10:41:23 AM  
Republicans are bizarrely obsessed with what goes on in bathrooms.
 
2022-09-29 10:43:19 AM  

wademh: In the readlit thread from the other day, I was wondering,

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Which part of Genesis mentions guns?


\ wipes his gun, he's forgotten what he did ... on Broadway


I wonder when Schlapp imagines that people choose their sexuality,

Or why do schools keep getting shot to flinders?
 
2022-09-29 10:44:00 AM  
I lived in KS for about 50 years, and they have a brand.  Everything and everybody has a brand.  Kansas' brand includes dopey shiat like Wizard of Oz and Mary-Ann.  it also includes Boeing planes and Dodge City gunfights.  And it includes the self-inflicted persona of the dumbass hick, thanks to the KS BOE trying to outlaw evolution.  Kansas will not live that down for a couple more decades.  But it gave us the Flying Spaghetti Monster, beer volcanoes and stripper factories, so that's cool.
 
2022-09-29 10:44:22 AM  

neongoats: Yeah I've driven through Kansass and having experienced a few rest areas and hotels I'd have to say that saying Kansans "go in the toilet" is being extremely generous. I saw a spirally turd sitting 6 inches to the left of a toilet near Salinas.


Well I'm sorry to inform you but you were in California, NOT Kansas. Salina is a shiat hole, county seat of Saline County. They have QuikTrips. Cleaned every hour I'm told.
 
2022-09-29 10:44:33 AM  

ImpendingCynic: Republicans are bizarrely obsessed with what goes on in bathrooms.


These are the people that openly call for people to inspect children's genitals before they can enter a bathroom.
 
2022-09-29 10:44:35 AM  

ImpendingCynic: Republicans are bizarrely obsessed with what goes on in bathrooms.


Wide stance.
 
2022-09-29 10:45:15 AM  
Republicans.
Cruelty is point.
Therefore: cheap toilet paper with the consistency of sandpaper.
 
2022-09-29 10:45:57 AM  

ImpendingCynic: Republicans are bizarrely obsessed with what goes on in bathrooms.


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2022-09-29 10:46:01 AM  
""We have a brand. New York has a brand. And when people see it, it means something. When we go there, it's not... Kansas doesn't have a brand. When you go there, OK, you're from Kansas. No. You know what? But New York has a brand. It has a brand and that brand means diversity. That brand means we care. That brand means that we are compassionate.""

All right. One of us is having a stroke.
 
2022-09-29 10:46:51 AM  
Worst pitch ever
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I mean, if you're gonna take a swipe at another state over what ppl think of when they think of your city, at least have something prepared.
 
2022-09-29 10:46:57 AM  
More like Kansas is IN the toilet.
 
2022-09-29 10:48:22 AM  

blatz514: I've read that twice and still have no idea what the hell was going on there.


He's comparing farmers who poop in the fields (the earth is our toilet) with hobos who pee in the subway stations. If they don't have hobos in Kansas it's because they don't have big cities full of public resources in Kansas.
 
2022-09-29 10:48:25 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If, as Republicans claim, there are litter boxes in every school students are using to poop and virtually every student has some kind of phone with a camera, one would assume photos of said litter boxes would be everywhere, and yet, somehow, this is all just pearl-clutching, monocle-popping Trumpers screeching about Woke ANTIFA Sorosbots teaching our kids George Washington had wooden teeth because he wore his old ones away sucking dicks.

See also: "illegals committing voter fraud at my polling place" and "welfare queen uses food stamps to buy lobsters before driving away in Escalade" and every other pile of "be afraid" bullshiat the GOP spews.


They've been particularly rabid spewing every talking point(lie) from the past four decades to see what sticks. It must be about time to send Ole Yeller to a farm upstate.
 
2022-09-29 10:48:58 AM  
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2022-09-29 10:49:35 AM  
Kansas: If Ralph Wiggum was a state

NYC - "Kansas doesn't have a brand"
Kansas - "I can do a summersault!"
 
2022-09-29 10:49:51 AM  
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2022-09-29 10:50:06 AM  
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The brand.
 
2022-09-29 10:50:24 AM  
Someone tell these farkwits that KS has a far higher violent crime and homicide rate than NY state.
 
2022-09-29 10:51:32 AM  
Pretty sure they pee on trees and on the side of the road, like in most rural areas.  It's why I use handkerchiefs to open doors if I can't use my elbow.  The areas outside of cities are full of trashy people.  Like literally half a mile away from a gas station outside of Silver City, I drove past a guy peeing on his truck.  Half a mile.  He could have stopped at that gas station, but no, he had to drive past it, and then take a piss.  Trashy dumbass.
 
2022-09-29 10:51:43 AM  
NYC has to seriously get cracking if they want to catch up in meth and oxy overdoses.
 
2022-09-29 10:51:58 AM  
The Kansas brand is hoping a tornado takes you someplace better.
 
2022-09-29 10:52:04 AM  

Aquapope: I lived in KS for about 50 years, and they have a brand.  Everything and everybody has a brand.  Kansas' brand includes dopey shiat like Wizard of Oz and Mary-Ann.  it also includes Boeing planes and Dodge City gunfights.  And it includes the self-inflicted persona of the dumbass hick, thanks to the KS BOE trying to outlaw evolution.  Kansas will not live that down for a couple more decades.  But it gave us the Flying Spaghetti Monster, beer volcanoes and stripper factories, so that's cool.


You forgot corn.

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2022-09-29 10:53:51 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Worst pitch ever
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I mean, if you're gonna take a swipe at another state over what ppl think of when they think of your city, at least have something prepared.


Yeah, that was far more coherent and less rambling than a Trump speech, but still a decent stretch from intelligible.
 
2022-09-29 10:54:21 AM  
"We go in the toilets, like big boys!"
 
2022-09-29 10:54:41 AM  

Rav Tokomi: More like Kansas is the toilet.


I didn't fix that for you, I just updated it a little.
 
2022-09-29 10:55:32 AM  
"We go in the toilets" is not the flex you think it is.
 
2022-09-29 10:57:55 AM  
Also, a Mayor CryptoCop vs Matt Schlapp dustup? God I hope they both simultaneously get hit by a goddamn semi.
 
2022-09-29 10:58:44 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: "We go in the toilets" is not the flex you think it is.


Carry on my wayward son
 
2022-09-29 10:59:11 AM  

Petey4335: Republicans.
Cruelty is point.
Therefore: cheap toilet paper with the consistency of sandpaper.


Huh, I see you've been in our office bathroom.

/state employee
 
2022-09-29 11:00:38 AM  
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2022-09-29 11:02:24 AM  

ImpendingCynic: Republicans are bizarrely obsessed with what goes on in bathrooms.


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2022-09-29 11:03:19 AM  
In all fairness, the Mayor of NYC really is a flaming clownshoe.
 
2022-09-29 11:06:32 AM  
Kansas Republicans they go the house
 
2022-09-29 11:08:28 AM  

Learned Hand Job: wademh: In the readlit thread from the other day, I was wondering,

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Which part of Genesis mentions guns?


\ wipes his gun, he's forgotten what he did ... on Broadway

Kansas has twice the murders per capita of New York.


tbf he don't consider some dumb hick stomping a minority to death to be murder.
 
2022-09-29 11:09:16 AM  

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The brand.


I read that as.....F**k, I'm from you Kansas. I think it works.
 
2022-09-29 11:09:38 AM  
I'm so very tired of cities being dragged for "failed liberal policies" when those failed policies are strongly conservative ones. Because even professed liberals can be greedy, racist, egotistical assholes.
 
2022-09-29 11:10:37 AM  

cheap_thoughts: [Fark user image 425x641]

The brand.


Fark, I'm from Kansas. You?
 
2022-09-29 11:11:54 AM  

Captain_Max_Radius: I read that as.....F**k, I'm from you Kansas. I think it works.


1) Change "you" to "U"
2) adjust layout to maximize ambiguity of reading order
3) Put on T-Shirts to sell at the University of Kansas
4) Profit
 
2022-09-29 11:19:42 AM  

AxiomJackson: I'm from Kansas. The Kansas brand is when I tell people from Kansas while I'm not within the boarders of Kansas they are 95% likely to inform me that I'm "not in Kansas anymore!".

I hate the Kansas brand.


Well, there is no place like home I suppose
 
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