Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Independent)   In the latest installment of "As the Crown Turns," Harry and Meghan get bumped to the bottom of the royal family website   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, British Royal Family, Monarch, Royal Highness, royal family's official website, House of Windsor, Prince  
•       •       •

434 clicks; posted to Fandom » on 29 Sep 2022 at 6:18 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



41 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2022-09-29 6:21:38 AM  
No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.
 
2022-09-29 6:29:37 AM  
Well at least they're still above the Duke of York on that site as of this post. Bumped up against him but still above him.
 
2022-09-29 6:40:09 AM  
OH MY GOD, WHO THE HELL CARES?
Youtube 18PbwYdjsps
 
2022-09-29 6:46:57 AM  

Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.


Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?
 
2022-09-29 7:07:08 AM  

Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?


media3.giphy.comView Full Size
 
2022-09-29 7:22:53 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

My avatar face after being unceremoniously bumped down to near-mere-mortal status on the interwab.
 
2022-09-29 7:25:38 AM  

Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?


Technically legal in some jurisdictions does not mean "not morally reprehensible." The man used his station in life to take advantage of the defenseless.
 
2022-09-29 7:36:07 AM  
Official website sponsored by Tampax.
 
2022-09-29 7:38:05 AM  

Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?


Thought it was 14, but pro-tip for using the internet: never, ever be the "it's technically not paedophilia" guy.
 
2022-09-29 7:51:28 AM  
Wobambo:

R. Kelly is not a pedophile (technically speaking)
Youtube nu6C2KL_S9o
nsfw ( subject matter)
 
2022-09-29 8:22:06 AM  

Wobambo: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?

Thought it was 14, but pro-tip for using the internet: never, ever be the "it's technically not paedophilia" guy.


Sure, I'm not defending his actions in any way, but label him with what he is - a sexual predator not incorrectly as a paedophile. Words have meanings, don't dilute them, or you end up equating raping an 11-year old with coercing a 17-year old.
 
2022-09-29 8:26:01 AM  
Four royal grandchildren have been stripped of their titles.

In Denmark....
 
2022-09-29 8:28:48 AM  

Swiss Colony: Wobambo: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?

Thought it was 14, but pro-tip for using the internet: never, ever be the "it's technically not paedophilia" guy.

Sure, I'm not defending his actions in any way, but label him with what he is - a sexual predator not incorrectly as a paedophile. Words have meanings, don't dilute them, or you end up equating raping an 11-year old with coercing a 17-year old.


Okay, wow, that video above your comment was spot on.
 
2022-09-29 8:38:03 AM  
Well, I guess it's the back of the bus for them.
 
2022-09-29 8:48:29 AM  
pbs.twimg.comView Full Size
 
2022-09-29 9:13:01 AM  

Swiss Colony: Wobambo: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?

Thought it was 14, but pro-tip for using the internet: never, ever be the "it's technically not paedophilia" guy.

Sure, I'm not defending his actions in any way, but label him with what he is - a sexual predator not incorrectly as a paedophile. Words have meanings, don't dilute them, or you end up equating raping an 11-year old with coercing a 17-year old.


What do you call someone who takes care of dogs?
 
2022-09-29 9:19:42 AM  
Wobambo:

And, it's a routine, if someone did that joke in normal conversation.

You know they would be called the punchline before getting to the punchline.
 
2022-09-29 9:49:26 AM  
Ok. first of all, WGAF?

Second, they're not actively participating in the monarchy, Harry is essentially irrelevant in the line of succession, and they don't even live in England.  Why, exactly, should they be prominently featured?  I doubt they care in the slightest.  Now, if Harry were directly behind William and he was still an active prince, but had also still married Meghan Markle, this would rise to the level of faux pas.  Oh, the horror!  Servant, fetch my fainting couch and smelling salts!
 
2022-09-29 10:06:34 AM  

Great_Milenko: Ok. first of all, WGAF?

Second, they're not actively participating in the monarchy, Harry is essentially irrelevant in the line of succession, and they don't even live in England.  Why, exactly, should they be prominently featured?  I doubt they care in the slightest.  Now, if Harry were directly behind William and he was still an active prince, but had also still married Meghan Markle, this would rise to the level of faux pas.  Oh, the horror!  Servant, fetch my fainting couch and smelling salts!


My feeling is that Harry cares very much. He wanted to quit the royal family business and go off and make millions but still wanted to keep the titles and the fancy ceremonial roles, the president of the rugby union where he could sit in the royal box and watch England play France etc.
He wanted to keep all the perks and titles, but didn't want to do all the boring day to day work.
 
2022-09-29 10:06:56 AM  

batlock666: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?

Thought it was 14, but pro-tip for using the internet: never, ever be the "it's technically not paedophilia" guy.

Sure, I'm not defending his actions in any way, but label him with what he is - a sexual predator not incorrectly as a paedophile. Words have meanings, don't dilute them, or you end up equating raping an 11-year old with coercing a 17-year old.

What do you call someone who takes care of dogs?


I would call them a dog handler. I wouldn't call them a cat handler because a dog isn't a cat.

A 17-year old isn't prepubescent so I wouldn't call someone who farks one a paedophile.
 
2022-09-29 10:20:45 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Great_Milenko: Ok. first of all, WGAF?

Second, they're not actively participating in the monarchy, Harry is essentially irrelevant in the line of succession, and they don't even live in England.  Why, exactly, should they be prominently featured?  I doubt they care in the slightest.  Now, if Harry were directly behind William and he was still an active prince, but had also still married Meghan Markle, this would rise to the level of faux pas.  Oh, the horror!  Servant, fetch my fainting couch and smelling salts!

My feeling is that Harry cares very much. He wanted to quit the royal family business and go off and make millions but still wanted to keep the titles and the fancy ceremonial roles, the president of the rugby union where he could sit in the royal box and watch England play France etc.
He wanted to keep all the perks and titles, but didn't want to do all the boring day to day work.


Dude, we get it, she's Black.
 
2022-09-29 10:22:25 AM  

Swiss Colony: batlock666: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?

Thought it was 14, but pro-tip for using the internet: never, ever be the "it's technically not paedophilia" guy.

Sure, I'm not defending his actions in any way, but label him with what he is - a sexual predator not incorrectly as a paedophile. Words have meanings, don't dilute them, or you end up equating raping an 11-year old with coercing a 17-year old.

What do you call someone who takes care of dogs?

I would call them a dog handler. I wouldn't call them a cat handler because a dog isn't a cat.

A 17-year old isn't prepubescent so I wouldn't call someone who farks one a paedophile.


external-preview.redd.itView Full Size
 
2022-09-29 10:43:11 AM  
Swiss Colony:

R. Kelly is not a pedophile (technically speaking)
Youtube nu6C2KL_S9o

Again
 
2022-09-29 10:54:58 AM  

Great_Milenko: I doubt they care in the slightest.


Wrong.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-09-29 11:00:39 AM  

Swiss Colony: Wobambo: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?

Thought it was 14, but pro-tip for using the internet: never, ever be the "it's technically not paedophilia" guy.

Sure, I'm not defending his actions in any way, but label him with what he is - a sexual predator not incorrectly as a paedophile. Words have meanings, don't dilute them, or you end up equating raping an 11-year old with coercing a 17-year old.


I'm sure folks will correct me if I'm wrong here, which I probably am.

If I remember correctly, that whole age of consent thing isn't meant to be like, anyone 14/15/17/whatever legally consents to sex with an adult of any age. It's more along the lines of a 17 year old in high school won't go to jail for sleeping with their 15 year old high school girlfriend.
 
2022-09-29 11:01:02 AM  
I don't get it. What did they do that was so terrible that it pissed off the rest of the royals?
 
2022-09-29 11:10:59 AM  

urethra_franklin: If I remember correctly, that whole age of consent thing isn't meant to be like, anyone 14/15/17/whatever legally consents to sex with an adult of any age. It's more along the lines of a 17 year old in high school won't go to jail for sleeping with their 15 year old high school girlfriend.


What you're referring to are Romeo and Juliet laws.  Those exist outside of the age of consent laws (or more accurately as a caveat or exception to them). 

The US is weird because it can be legal to have sex with someone, but illegal to have naked pictures of them or a video of said sex act.  It is also weird because of the R/J exceptions something that is legal today can be illegal tomorrow.
 
2022-09-29 11:28:26 AM  

Swiss Colony: batlock666: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?

Thought it was 14, but pro-tip for using the internet: never, ever be the "it's technically not paedophilia" guy.

Sure, I'm not defending his actions in any way, but label him with what he is - a sexual predator not incorrectly as a paedophile. Words have meanings, don't dilute them, or you end up equating raping an 11-year old with coercing a 17-year old.

What do you call someone who takes care of dogs?

I would call them a dog handler. I wouldn't call them a cat handler because a dog isn't a cat.

A 17-year old isn't prepubescent so I wouldn't call someone who farks one a paedophile.


I call them a groomer.
 
2022-09-29 11:32:30 AM  
snopes.comView Full Size
 
2022-09-29 12:00:54 PM  

Weaver95: I don't get it. What did they do that was so terrible that it pissed off the rest of the royals?


Well publicly quitting and flouncing off accusing the family of all sorts of stuff and also saying you wanted to keep the perks and titles was probably a lot of it.

Bslim: Dude, we get it, she's Black.


And she's gorgeous. That's why everyone, the public and the media loved her. The consensus was that she was perfect for Harry, she was already famous and used to dealing with the press, unlike Diana who was totally unknown and a shy teenager when she was thrown into the tabloid and paparazzi frenzy.

From a lot of things she's said it is clear that Harry is to blame for not warning her what was involved, what the royals have to do and what she was letting herself in for. She even said she was just about to meet the queen for the first time and found out she had to curtsey, it wasn't just something done in public, and Fergie had to teach her. So why the hell hadn't Harry told her that?
Archie not becoming a prince?  The rules were written a century ago. Why hadn't Harry told her that?
 
2022-09-29 12:03:26 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Four royal grandchildren have been stripped of their titles.

In Denmark....


Including Princess Madeleine. (Sorry, just the titles. Nothing else.)

For the most part, it's "The working royals are just the King and the kids. The siblings can sod off." "Whew! Now we can have a normal life! Thanks, Bro!"
 
2022-09-29 12:03:33 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: [snopes.com image 547x539]


Despite Harry's talk of "Charles cutting them off" Harry is worth around £20 million in his own right, and Megan must have earned quite a bit from Suits, and then there's their Spotify, Netflix, Oprah and book deals.....

So they're not going to end up in a caravan. Unless they blow through all their money.
 
2022-09-29 12:04:15 PM  
What's coming out about Andrew now? I swear, every time Harry and Meghan are in the news, something is about to come out about Andrew or someone else in the family.
 
2022-09-29 12:08:20 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Carter Pewterschmidt: Four royal grandchildren have been stripped of their titles.

In Denmark....

Including Princess Madeleine. (Sorry, just the titles. Nothing else.)

For the most part, it's "The working royals are just the King and the kids. The siblings can sod off." "Whew! Now we can have a normal life! Thanks, Bro!"


Okay, I farked up. They did the same thing in Sweden back in 2019.
 
2022-09-29 12:10:30 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Why hadn't Harry told her that?


Dime-Bootie, and he's dumb as a stump.
 
2022-09-29 12:31:38 PM  
urethra_franklin:

The fact is only those of us with sons in this age range actually need to worry about this.
 
2022-09-29 12:36:32 PM  

Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?


If someone sleeps with a 17 year old because that's the youngest he can legally get away with, then he's probably still a pedophile. It's why we got the gross countdown clocks for the Olsen twins and Britney Spears. Creeps were attracted to them as children and were literally counting down the days until they could legally express sexual interest.
 
2022-09-29 1:04:15 PM  

shut_it_down: If someone sleeps with a 17 year old because that's the youngest he can legally get away with, then he's probably still a pedophile. It's why we got the gross countdown clocks for the Olsen twins and Britney Spears.


And joke's on them.

Britney is 40 and whenever she gets nekkid, it's to embarrass her teenage sons.

And Elizabeth ended up the hottest sister.
 
2022-09-29 5:46:30 PM  

shut_it_down: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?

If someone sleeps with a 17 year old because that's the youngest he can legally get away with, then he's probably still a pedophile. It's why we got the gross countdown clocks for the Olsen twins and Britney Spears. Creeps were attracted to them as children and were literally counting down the days until they could legally express sexual interest.


I watched a video podcast a while ago where Michael Rosenbaum interviewed Kristin Kreuk, both of Smallville of course, and she was talking about how important exercise is and he asked if she got hit on a lot using gyms and she replied she was past getting hit on that way. He asked what age was she hit on a lot and she replied fifteen....

That is scary.

/The only time I have ever hit on a fifteen year old girl was when I was fifteen.
 
2022-09-29 9:54:03 PM  

UNC_Samurai: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x734]


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-09-30 11:24:07 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: shut_it_down: Swiss Colony: Wobambo: No-one wants to be underneath the pedophile.

Who is the paedophile? Andrew? She was 17, which is above the age of consent in a lot of places including in more than 20 states. Is paedophilia legal in the US?

If someone sleeps with a 17 year old because that's the youngest he can legally get away with, then he's probably still a pedophile. It's why we got the gross countdown clocks for the Olsen twins and Britney Spears. Creeps were attracted to them as children and were literally counting down the days until they could legally express sexual interest.

I watched a video podcast a while ago where Michael Rosenbaum interviewed Kristin Kreuk, both of Smallville of course, and she was talking about how important exercise is and he asked if she got hit on a lot using gyms and she replied she was past getting hit on that way. He asked what age was she hit on a lot and she replied fifteen....

That is scary.

/The only time I have ever hit on a fifteen year old girl was when I was fifteen.


I saw a study where men were surveyed about what age they found women most attractive, and the first thing the study found was that men's preferences didn't increase as they themselves got older. Instead, no matter the age of the men, their physical preferences were clustered in the teens and early 20s. They also noted that basically nobody admitted to finding younger teens attractive but there was a huge spike at 18. That suggested that what might have been happening was that the men who actually preferred 14-15-16 year old girls were saying 18 because that was the youngest they were allowed to admit.
 
Displayed 41 of 41 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.