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(Twitter)   In Florida, "storm-surge" apparently means "surf's up"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-09-29 12:47:35 AM  
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2022-09-29 1:05:02 AM  
Wow
Those are some appallingly dumb mother farkers right there
 
2022-09-29 1:35:00 AM  
Take me down to the concussion city
Where the Whiteclaw is warm
And Florida Man thinks I'm pretty
 
2022-09-29 3:16:30 AM  
Looks like fun.

/until someone loses an eye
 
2022-09-29 3:37:53 AM  
We watched those dudes for about 30 minutes or so on Fark yesterday.

Drunk or very stupid.  Maybe both.
 
2022-09-29 3:42:49 AM  
Everyone has a plan until they drown - Mike Tyson
 
2022-09-29 3:53:36 AM  

Glitchwerks: We watched those dudes for about 30 minutes or so on Fark yesterday.

Drunk or very stupid.  Maybe both.


You are correct... Some of us Farkers got to watch this live or at least with about a seven minute delay... It was in the surge cam thread
 
2022-09-29 4:00:20 AM  
Hurricane darw-Ian gonna gitcha.
 
2022-09-29 4:04:33 AM  
Love the Fark dot comments here.
I needed a good 😆 especially after leaning that Coolio passed. 😧
 
2022-09-29 4:11:38 AM  
I like how that one guy seems to be jumping to... get above the wave, I guess?
 
2022-09-29 4:17:27 AM  
Jeez that tweet is so aggro. Doesn't he know Sharknado is fictional?
 
2022-09-29 4:22:32 AM  
It's kind of nuts how Florida hits up the federal government for money for such a regular occurrence. Why hasn't DeSantis done the fiscally responsible thing and set aside funds to prepare for hurricanes? Sucks for them, but they can't really claim to be unaware of this continual situation.
 
2022-09-29 4:29:32 AM  
Florida Man does not fear a little rough water. Florida Man laughs in the face of this puny wind. Florida Man has the life expectancy of an Australopithecus running from a leopard.
 
2022-09-29 4:34:09 AM  

Wobambo: It's kind of nuts how Florida hits up the federal government for money for such a regular occurrence. Why hasn't DeSantis done the fiscally responsible thing and set aside funds to prepare for hurricanes? Sucks for them, but they can't really claim to be unaware of this continual situation.


The pioneering spirit is to be helpless and collect on insurance.
 
2022-09-29 4:40:29 AM  
Seriously? I'm the Weeners this oblig? :- D

Hurricane Matthew Meets Slayer
Youtube 3mWKgFadwr8
 
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2022-09-29 5:06:29 AM  

Wobambo: It's kind of nuts how Florida hits up the federal government for money for such a regular occurrence. Why hasn't DeSantis done the fiscally responsible thing and set aside funds to prepare for hurricanes? Sucks for them, but they can't really claim to be unaware of this continual situation.


They should just rake the ocean
 
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2022-09-29 5:09:40 AM  

doosh: Seriously? I'm the Weeners this oblig? :- D


He's back, by the way, and there's also a fat copycat out there, too.
 
2022-09-29 5:10:34 AM  
On a sunny, calm spring day, the gulls quietly grooming themselves...the ocean still wants to kill you.
 
2022-09-29 5:33:58 AM  
Is Governor Death Sentence going to sue Red China for forcing the Global Warming Hoax in Florida?
 
2022-09-29 5:37:53 AM  

August11: On a sunny, calm spring day, the gulls quietly grooming themselves...the ocean still wants to kill you.


Sunny calm spring day
Gulls preening in rare silence
The Sea waits to kill
 
2022-09-29 5:58:11 AM  

Wobambo: It's kind of nuts how Florida hits up the federal government for money for such a regular occurrence. Why hasn't DeSantis done the fiscally responsible thing and set aside funds to prepare for hurricanes? Sucks for them, but they can't really claim to be unaware of this continual situation.


They're rugged individualists.
 
2022-09-29 6:01:29 AM  

anuran: August11: On a sunny, calm spring day, the gulls quietly grooming themselves...the ocean still wants to kill you.

Sunny calm spring day
Gulls preening in rare silence
The Sea waits to kill


Well done.
 
2022-09-29 6:05:54 AM  
At least one of them got slammed into those pier supports.  Abject morons.
 
2022-09-29 6:31:53 AM  
Via con dias.
 
2022-09-29 6:42:45 AM  

Glitchwerks: We watched those dudes for about 30 minutes or so on Fark yesterday.

Drunk or very stupid.  Maybe both.


The surfers or the farkers?  or both?....Either way, the answer is still both I suppose.
 
2022-09-29 6:50:46 AM  
Back in 1988 or so I worked at a service station in Melbourne (east coast) and some hurricane was coming up into the Gulf.  A surfer dude I worked with got a call from a buddy saying there were 6 foot waves in St Pete.  He quit on the spot to go surfing.
 
2022-09-29 7:15:27 AM  
That's mostly waves, not storm surge.
 
2022-09-29 7:17:09 AM  

BunchaRubes: Back in 1988 or so I worked at a service station in Melbourne (east coast) and some hurricane was coming up into the Gulf.  A surfer dude I worked with got a call from a buddy saying there were 6 foot waves in St Pete.  He quit on the spot to go surfing.


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2022-09-29 7:18:10 AM  
We homo-sapiens have reached the apex of our cultural advancement.
I am disappoint.
 
2022-09-29 7:59:45 AM  

DarksideHalo: I like how that one guy seems to be jumping to... get above the wave, I guess?


I've done that before. I wanted to fight the waves, so it was kinda like martial arts. I'd even throw in some punches and roundhouse kicks.

Sadly, I can't even tell you that I was drunk when I'd do it. I was eight years old.
 
2022-09-29 8:07:49 AM  
No red state bailouts.
 
2022-09-29 8:12:46 AM  

anuran: Is Governor Death Sentence going to sue Red China for forcing the Global Warming Hoax in Florida?


No, he's going to load up a school bus full of hurricane and dump it on the White House lawn.
 
2022-09-29 8:15:31 AM  

151: Wobambo: It's kind of nuts how Florida hits up the federal government for money for such a regular occurrence. Why hasn't DeSantis done the fiscally responsible thing and set aside funds to prepare for hurricanes? Sucks for them, but they can't really claim to be unaware of this continual situation.

They should just rake the ocean


Or buy Sharpies
 
2022-09-29 8:32:21 AM  
Sounds like some of tuckers audience took his hurricanes are a hoax rant seriously.
 
2022-09-29 8:36:52 AM  
From a thrill seeking perspective I get it but fark me, don't do it right next to those pillars. Seems like a fantastic way to get knocked out cold and never wake up.
 
2022-09-29 9:09:27 AM  
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2022-09-29 10:15:39 AM  
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2022-09-29 11:24:59 AM  
Do you know why men have shorter lifespans than women?
 
2022-09-29 11:57:53 AM  

west.la.lawyer: Those are some appallingly dumb mother farkers right there


You're just some boring lame-o fun-hater afraid to feel alive by chasing an adrenaline high that can only be found doing recklessly dangerous things.

Now of you'll get out of my way I need to drive 100 mph without a seatbelt in my Corvette to the airport were I skydive without a backup parachute, before celebrating afterwards by getting drunk out of my mind and having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.
 
2022-09-29 12:32:24 PM  
POWERADE AWESOME SURFING COMMERCIAL
Youtube GsQkrqzL7iA


/oblig
 
2022-09-29 1:44:58 PM  
People will do some dangerous things because of pier pressure.
 
2022-09-29 5:10:12 PM  
As soon as I read the headline, I immediately thought it was The Joogsquad doing something dumb again. :P
 
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