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(Today)   M&M's reveals new purple candy character. Tucker Carlson immediately questions if it's sexy enough for him to eat   (today.com) divider line
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2022-09-29 7:58:39 AM  
Well, she's female *and* a peanut M&M, so he'll probably assume she's trans.  So he'll spank it to her in private and revile the color in public.
 
2022-09-29 7:58:54 AM  
Today we'll explain how the purple M&M candy character was created.

First we start with a blue M&M and a red M&M

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2022-09-29 8:05:32 AM  
They can write all the fancy prose they want, but underneath, they're just trollin'.  NTTAWWT
 
2022-09-29 8:19:23 AM  
If I recall correctly, there was a contest to find a bag of "all purple" M&Ms many years ago, and the same guy who was rigging the McDonald's contests was also in charge of that. I remember reading about him telling a friend to leave the M&Ms in his freezer alone.
 
2022-09-29 9:30:18 AM  
The blue ones taste like Smurfs. Will the purple one taste like the real Prince?
Don't listen to the Big Candy lie that they all taste the same.
:)
 
2022-09-29 9:38:42 AM  
Call me old fashioned, but I find anthropomorphism of food to be creepy as fark, and I find this whole advertising campaign kind of creepy and gross. I just don't want my low quality chocolate candy to have random human body parts... and shoes and gloves. The story arc is also trite and unamusing.  I just can't get emotionally invested in an advertising campaign for crap chocolate.
 
2022-09-29 9:51:52 AM  
The disproportionally high number of orange and blue ones has got to be a conspiracy of some kind.
 
2022-09-29 10:48:55 AM  
"who is also the first-ever female peanut spokescandy."

What gender was the green one?
 
2022-09-29 11:09:59 AM  
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2022-09-29 12:45:56 PM  
Purple M&Ms?  oookay must be like ROUS.....
 
2022-09-29 1:26:22 PM  

talkyournonsense: "who is also the first-ever female peanut spokescandy."

What gender was the green one?


Not peanut.
 
2022-09-29 1:29:59 PM  
Tan is back?
 
2022-09-29 1:33:50 PM  

stamped human bacon: Tan is back?


Tan will never be back.
 
2022-09-29 1:46:04 PM  
My favorite color is purple. I like it more than blue and red combined.
 
2022-09-29 2:31:12 PM  

Kris_Romm: talkyournonsense: "who is also the first-ever female peanut spokescandy."

What gender was the green one?

Not peanut.


I realize that saying this might get me banned, but peanut is not a gender.
 
2022-09-29 2:46:32 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Kris_Romm: talkyournonsense: "who is also the first-ever female peanut spokescandy."

What gender was the green one?

Not peanut.

I realize that saying this might get me banned, but peanut is not a gender.


The poster was trying to imply the press release was inaccurate calling the Purple character "the first-ever female peanut spokescandy". A correct statement because Green was female but not peanut.
 
2022-09-29 2:47:57 PM  

Kris_Romm: Chemlight Battery: Kris_Romm: talkyournonsense: "who is also the first-ever female peanut spokescandy."

What gender was the green one?

Not peanut.

I realize that saying this might get me banned, but peanut is not a gender.

The poster was trying to imply the press release was inaccurate calling the Purple character "the first-ever female peanut spokescandy". A correct statement because Green was female but not peanut.


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2022-09-30 12:43:00 AM  
Ker_Thwap:

Admit it, you're just hot for one of them and the unrequited nature of that makes you uncomfortable.
 
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