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(The Hill)   MTG's husband files for divorce and hopes it'll be finalized before she shoots him from a helicopter   (thehill.com) divider line
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2022-09-29 2:57:41 AM  
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2022-09-29 3:14:58 AM  
Now she's free to pursue her dreams with her gym's tantric sex guru
 
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2022-09-29 3:29:43 AM  
Run, dude!
 
2022-09-29 3:40:20 AM  

syrynxx: Now she's free to pursue her dreams with her gym's tantric sex guru


That thread was great...
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2022-09-29 4:58:06 AM  
I hadn't realized she had three kids.  Those poor, poor kids.
 
2022-09-29 5:10:30 AM  
She's a nut - Barney Fife
 
2022-09-29 5:42:03 AM  
He doesn't want the press to realize EXACTLY how much money they've made grifting, and absolutely using her position to involve them with some insider 'opportunities.'

Don't get me wrong, she is insufferable, but this also has the effect of maybe preserving half their money surviving any 'court related thingamebobs' in connection to the January 6th hearings' findings. Mister Manny sees the writing on the wall, and he's hiatting the eject button, and trying to do so without the press circling and looking into the financials too closely.
 
2022-09-29 7:20:21 AM  

hubiestubert: He doesn't want the press to realize EXACTLY how much money they've made grifting, and absolutely using her position to involve them with some insider 'opportunities.'

Don't get me wrong, she is insufferable, but this also has the effect of maybe preserving half their money surviving any 'court related thingamebobs' in connection to the January 6th hearings' findings. Mister Manny sees the writing on the wall, and he's hiatting the eject button, and trying to do so without the press circling and looking into the financials too closely.


Thing is, in a divorce they'll have to document all the assets, no?
 
2022-09-29 7:37:58 AM  

SpectroBoy: hubiestubert: He doesn't want the press to realize EXACTLY how much money they've made grifting, and absolutely using her position to involve them with some insider 'opportunities.'

Don't get me wrong, she is insufferable, but this also has the effect of maybe preserving half their money surviving any 'court related thingamebobs' in connection to the January 6th hearings' findings. Mister Manny sees the writing on the wall, and he's hiatting the eject button, and trying to do so without the press circling and looking into the financials too closely.

Thing is, in a divorce they'll have to document all the assets, no?


Which is why they want the records sealed.
 
2022-09-29 7:43:15 AM  
Just goes to show you. No matter how guanopsychotic a person is. Someone is sick of their stuff.
 
2022-09-29 8:12:11 AM  
So much for Traditional family values
 
2022-09-29 8:12:24 AM  
how does a wackjob uggo like her get a man in the first place?  did she bag herself one?
 
2022-09-29 8:13:28 AM  
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She's been doing the right wing circuit with all these fresh faced young men and I'm sure a few took what was offered. This wasn't one of them
 
2022-09-29 8:13:32 AM  
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2022-09-29 8:14:04 AM  
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2022-09-29 8:15:05 AM  
Her future ex is a doughy white guy with a little trumpy beard, pretty standard 21st century Republican. Still, I have to admit that it takes nerve to breed with the Margilopithecus, so he's got that going for him, which is nice gross.
 
2022-09-29 8:15:14 AM  
It's totally understandable. As Jan 6 proved, she's revolting.
 
2022-09-29 8:15:21 AM  
Put a fork in it, she is done.
 
2022-09-29 8:15:34 AM  
The filing contends that "sensitive personal and financial information" will likely be revealed throughout the case, "which would negatively impact the parties' privacy interests."

She's a public figure.  She has no expectation of privacy when the issues at hand are a direct result of her notoriety.
 
2022-09-29 8:15:44 AM  

hubiestubert: SpectroBoy: hubiestubert: He doesn't want the press to realize EXACTLY how much money they've made grifting, and absolutely using her position to involve them with some insider 'opportunities.'

Don't get me wrong, she is insufferable, but this also has the effect of maybe preserving half their money surviving any 'court related thingamebobs' in connection to the January 6th hearings' findings. Mister Manny sees the writing on the wall, and he's hiatting the eject button, and trying to do so without the press circling and looking into the financials too closely.

Thing is, in a divorce they'll have to document all the assets, no?

Which is why they want the records sealed.



This makes the most sense. If it had anything to do with her vile personality, he'd have dumped her years ago. It's just another grift.
 
2022-09-29 8:15:49 AM  
Run fast, run far.
 
2022-09-29 8:16:07 AM  
Her stink will never wash off. She's part Australian musk bear, which not many people know on account of her selective alopecia but you can always tell by the feet. She'll be able to track him done whenever she wants - this isn't over.
 
2022-09-29 8:18:15 AM  
Please tell me they don't have ki... shiat.
 
2022-09-29 8:18:22 AM  
I think school shooting victims should follow her around, screaming at her during this emotional time in her life.
 
2022-09-29 8:19:15 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 318x159]


Not even 5:30 am, and I now have a Frank Zappa song stuck in my head.

/Sporkfoot is destined to replace the mud shark in your mythology
//just like the vigorous circular motion
///slashies for St. Alphonzo
 
2022-09-29 8:20:19 AM  
Two follow-up rhetorical questions.

1. She's married?!?

2. It took him this long?!?
 
2022-09-29 8:21:20 AM  

hugram: Put a fork

spork in it, she is done. FTFY
 
2022-09-29 8:21:50 AM  

hugram: Put a fork in it, she is done.


What MTG uses as a dildo needs to stay MTG's business, mkay?
 
2022-09-29 8:21:53 AM  

hugram: Put a fork spork in it, she is done.


FTFY
 
2022-09-29 8:22:55 AM  
I'm torn between
"She's too woke." said the husband.
and
ibetthejewsdidthis.jpg

Oh - and this is extremely important: do not post any pictures of her - especially of her feet - ever. I find her unpleasant to look at.
 
2022-09-29 8:23:09 AM  
"because the parties' significant privacy interest in sealing the records outweighs the public's miniscule interest in access to said records."


I don't know if interest in uncovering seditious behavior is miniscule

/I'm curious of what's involved even if it involved.......footjobs.
 
2022-09-29 8:23:35 AM  

vudukungfu: guanopsychotic


Ha!  Stolen.
 
2022-09-29 8:24:53 AM  

Angry Buddha: vudukungfu: guanopsychotic

Ha!  Stolen.


That reads weird. I meant, "I'm stealing it!", not "You thief!"
 
2022-09-29 8:25:30 AM  

syrynxx: Now she's free to pursue her dreams with her gym's tantric sex guru


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2022-09-29 8:25:38 AM  

SpectroBoy: hubiestubert: He doesn't want the press to realize EXACTLY how much money they've made grifting, and absolutely using her position to involve them with some insider 'opportunities.'

Don't get me wrong, she is insufferable, but this also has the effect of maybe preserving half their money surviving any 'court related thingamebobs' in connection to the January 6th hearings' findings. Mister Manny sees the writing on the wall, and he's hiatting the eject button, and trying to do so without the press circling and looking into the financials too closely.

Thing is, in a divorce they'll have to document all the assets, no?


They're American Taliban royalty so no.
 
2022-09-29 8:26:05 AM  

Angry Buddha: Angry Buddha: vudukungfu: guanopsychotic

Ha!  Stolen.

That reads weird. I meant, "I'm stealing it!", not "You thief!"


I'm stealing it too.
 
2022-09-29 8:26:37 AM  

LL316: I think school shooting victims should follow her around, screaming at her during this emotional time in her life.


Maybe married couples follow her around and do lots of PDAs and talk about how happy they are.
 
2022-09-29 8:28:07 AM  
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2022-09-29 8:28:18 AM  
Wait, let me Google "Was Marjorie Taylor Greene a sex worker?", because that might explain everything.

Seriously, for the party/cult that thinks "cuck" is worse than "Nazi", he stuck around an awful long time.

/it is also amazing how all those Bible-thumping dullards forget how this woman makes mockery of St. Paul's explicit command (1 Timothy 2:12).
 
2022-09-29 8:28:30 AM  
Then, one day he woke...and the gaping maw of death was not blowing the putrid breath of conservative hate in his face.

It smelled better in his bed. A fog had lifted. Sunlight crept into his room for the first time in 29 years. He threw open the curtains and noticed something.
The world had not ended.

A humming started in the distance. Not a bad humming like Marjorie's incessant sinus rattle when she would make ready to snore.

This had a melodic...tinging to it. Something familiar, but long forgotten. Returning to the windows, he noticed a dove had landed on a tree limb.

"Peace" he thought "at long last, peace..!"
 
2022-09-29 8:28:45 AM  

groppet: LL316: I think school shooting victims should follow her around, screaming at her during this emotional time in her life.

Maybe same sex married couples follow her around and do lots of PDAs and talk about how happy they are.


Ftfy
 
2022-09-29 8:32:00 AM  

Tanqueray: syrynxx: Now she's free to pursue her dreams with her gym's tantric sex guru

That thread was great...
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Here's an insane factoid about that.  She met him at a gym owned by Jim Chambers.  Chambers is the billionaire heir to the Cox Media empire.  He's also involved in all of these liberal causes and is a bit off.
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He got into a weird tiff with Atlanta PD because he opened a crossfit gym in East Atlanta, but had a no cops allowed rule.
 
2022-09-29 8:32:21 AM  
No doubt her husband  -- if not sick of her personally -- is sick of her antics, and how they affect his family.

Plus, guaranteed she has taken every opportunity to remind him of his status as "second bananna" these days.
 
2022-09-29 8:33:42 AM  
First MacKenzie Scott, now MTG.  What a great week for incels.
 
2022-09-29 8:34:53 AM  
He's fallen in love with Barney Rubble, hasn't he?
 
2022-09-29 8:36:14 AM  

Great_Milenko: The filing contends that "sensitive personal and financial information" will likely be revealed throughout the case, "which would negatively impact the parties' privacy interests."

She's a public figure.  She has no expectation of privacy when the issues at hand are a direct result of her notoriety.


Remember the big There are TWO genders: MALE & FEMALE - Trust The Science sign she put up outside her office to mock Democratic Rep. Marie Newman's pride flag?

From now on, every time she appears in public, Green should be surrounded by giant blown-up photos of the misfits and gym weirdos she cheated on her husband with, and to have her infidelity made a major centerpiece of every criticism of her going forward: 'How can you trust Marjorie Taylor Green if she regularly cheated on her own husband? We're just asking questions.'

She doesn't play by the polite rules of society, she has no right to expect that those same social niceties will be granted to her. Grind this foul woman into the dirt with every shaming tactic possible. End her.
 
2022-09-29 8:36:29 AM  
What Magat World creature will she hook up with now?
 
2022-09-29 8:36:44 AM  
I remember the time that divorce (especially if it was because of an affair) pretty much finished a career of a public figure.  Now it's a prerequisite. I'll wait for the dirt, because you KNOW it will come out.  It always does.
 
2022-09-29 8:37:17 AM  

vudukungfu: Just goes to show you. No matter how guanopsychotic a person is. Someone is sick of their stuff.


for you.
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2022-09-29 8:37:26 AM  
So, she WAS screwing Matt Gaetz. Figures. Gross
At least that's what I've heard a lot people saying
 
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