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(Twitter)   God: "And smite that house. Yeah, that one house in particular"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-09-28 7:36:06 PM  
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2022-09-28 7:48:44 PM  
I counted 3 or 4. Yeah, fu*K that house.

That was brutal
 
2022-09-28 7:51:26 PM  
someone needs to change their under ware apparently.
 
2022-09-28 7:51:29 PM  
Commentary at the very end: "I just shiat and pissed myself."
 
2022-09-28 7:52:48 PM  

WTFDYW: I counted 3 or 4. Yeah, fu*K that house.

That was brutal


It looks like the lighting was already in progress when the video starts, so it was more than that.
 
2022-09-28 7:54:49 PM  
And there they are... Standing around, and lolly gagging, at far higher ground.

Personally, that would be a sign to get the f*ck off the roof!

But as someone else noted in a thread about idiots clowning around in the storm surge. "They're probably tourists."
 
2022-09-28 7:55:23 PM  

Nina9: Commentary at the very end: "I just shiat and pissed myself."


Don't farkin' blame them at all! Damn!
 
2022-09-28 7:57:16 PM  
Stormtroopers were shooting at those women.
 
2022-09-28 8:04:26 PM  
The drunk blond who was so giddy about saying "something's on fire", I don't think I like her.
 
2022-09-28 8:12:22 PM  

wademh: The drunk blond who was so giddy about saying "something's on fire", I don't think I like her.


I can smell the coconut oil from here!
 
2022-09-28 8:14:34 PM  
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2022-09-28 8:51:06 PM  
Hey isn't that where the Flight Of The Navigator kid's family moved to?
 
2022-09-28 9:00:25 PM  
Gonna have to watch for Tripods...

War of world 2005 || lightning scene
Youtube dvWWLLbaCJY

 
2022-09-28 9:01:45 PM  

wademh: The drunk blond who was so giddy about saying "something's on fire", I don't think I like her.


I prefer the "I just shiat and pissed myself" guy
 
2022-09-28 9:05:30 PM  
It's an dad joke. You know, because lightning would burn down the building.
 
2022-09-28 9:06:42 PM  
Maybe God is punishing Florida for electing DeathSantis?
 
2022-09-28 9:07:15 PM  

browneye: Nina9: Commentary at the very end: "I just shiat and pissed myself."

Don't farkin' blame them at all! Damn!


Username checks out.
 
2022-09-28 9:08:02 PM  

Redh8t: And there they are... Standing around, and lolly gagging, at far higher ground.

Personally, that would be a sign to get the f*ck off the roof!

But as someone else noted in a thread about idiots clowning around in the storm surge. "They're probably tourists."


And drunk.
 
2022-09-28 9:08:18 PM  
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2022-09-28 9:08:40 PM  
Well that's gonna be a gif if the Tampa Bay Lightning make the playoffs this year.
 
2022-09-28 9:08:56 PM  
Hmm... must've opened the wrong end of a banana.

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2022-09-28 9:09:16 PM  
God holds a grudge

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2022-09-28 9:09:47 PM  
You're aim farking sucks, God.  Get some glasses and try it again.
 
2022-09-28 9:10:05 PM  

wademh: The drunk blond who was so giddy about saying "something's on fire", I don't think I like her.


It sounded like two of them were saying it at the same time. But it's the "I just shiat and pissed myself" guy that got me.
 
2022-09-28 9:11:12 PM  

Redh8t: And there they are... Standing around, and lolly gagging, at far higher ground.

Personally, that would be a sign to get the f*ck off the roof!

But as someone else noted in a thread about idiots clowning around in the storm surge. "They're probably tourists."


We always referred to those types as "tourons."
 
2022-09-28 9:11:36 PM  
One bolt, two bolt,
Pew pew pew bolt

- Dr Zeus
 
2022-09-28 9:11:41 PM  
Let's just take a minute to appreciate that these folks went out for drinks during a hurricane.
 
2022-09-28 9:13:28 PM  
And of course the required-by-law idiotic "OH MY GOD!!!" Nothing can happen on video without some idiot yelling that.
 
2022-09-28 9:13:50 PM  
"Governor's mansion?" he asked, hopefully.
 
2022-09-28 9:14:41 PM  
I wonder if something was on fire.
 
2022-09-28 9:16:43 PM  

El_Dan: Let's just take a minute to appreciate that these folks went out for drinks during a hurricane.


But...their Starbucks gift cards expired today! You don't expect them to throw that money away and go through the hurricane without beverages, do you?
 
2022-09-28 9:16:56 PM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: Redh8t: And there they are... Standing around, and lolly gagging, at far higher ground.

Personally, that would be a sign to get the f*ck off the roof!

But as someone else noted in a thread about idiots clowning around in the storm surge. "They're probably tourists."

We always referred to those types as "tourons."


the plural is 'tourii'...
 
2022-09-28 9:17:51 PM  

minnkat: And of course the required-by-law idiotic "OH MY GOD!!!" Nothing can happen on video without some idiot yelling that.


That's what the dudes saying "Allahu akbar" in crazy videos out of the middle east are doing.

Like the ones during the Beirut fertilizer explosion.

Basically just oh my God oh my God oh my God

Omgwtfbbq
 
2022-09-28 9:19:35 PM  
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2022-09-28 9:19:51 PM  
For those of you without audio I am sorry but you are really missing a treat this time.
 
2022-09-28 9:20:17 PM  
 
2022-09-28 9:21:09 PM  

khitsicker: someone needs to change their under ware apparently.


Nina9: Commentary at the very end: "I just shiat and pissed myself."


OK, so it wasn't just me.
 
2022-09-28 9:21:38 PM  

NM Volunteer: Maybe God is punishing Florida for electing DeathSantis?


It's Florida.  We know who took office, but no one knows who was actually elected.
 
2022-09-28 9:21:40 PM  
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2022-09-28 9:21:53 PM  
I mean

It wasn't just me who heard that guy say that.


<.<
 
2022-09-28 9:22:49 PM  

pueblonative: You're aim farking sucks, God.  Get some glasses and try it again.


You missed Trump again....
 
2022-09-28 9:23:09 PM  

Tom-Servo: El_Dan: Let's just take a minute to appreciate that these folks went out for drinks during a hurricane.

Whoa. Interesting. A party during a hurricane.  Hmmmm... I know!  I shall call it the "hurricane party".


If only there was some special cocktail with an appropriately-themed name that we could serve...
 
2022-09-28 9:23:55 PM  
Aldo Nova need only strike once.  Once.

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2022-09-28 9:25:05 PM  
Even money on it being some conspiracy theorist that thinks the hurricane is a lie, a la Tukkker. Tinfoil hat did him in.
 
2022-09-28 9:25:27 PM  
Hit it again
 
2022-09-28 9:27:02 PM  
"SOMETHING'S ON FIRE"

JINX!
 
2022-09-28 9:27:22 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: God holds a grudge

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"You know, I really farking hate fish."
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2022-09-28 9:28:19 PM  

Tom-Servo: El_Dan: Let's just take a minute to appreciate that these folks went out for drinks during a hurricane.

Whoa. Interesting. A party during a hurricane.  Hmmmm... I know!  I shall call it the "hurricane party".


IIRC there's a bar in the French Quarter that has never closed - not even for Katrina.
 
2022-09-28 9:32:11 PM  

Redh8t: wademh: The drunk blond who was so giddy about saying "something's on fire", I don't think I like her.

I can smell the coconut oil from here!


That's Malibu Rum.
 
2022-09-28 9:33:14 PM  
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