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(IMDB)   I don't know why there's an A list Toxic Avengers reboot, but I hope it has some guts   (imdb.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Marvel Comics, Lloyd Kaufman, Film, The Toxic Avenger, original film, numerous variations, Troma Entertainment, Troma Entertainment's R-rated  
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2022-09-28 10:43:16 PM  
Toxic Avenger. Singular.
 
2022-09-28 10:44:45 PM  
Kevin Bacon. Peter Dinklage. Elijah Wood.

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2022-09-28 10:51:18 PM  
I see they are changing the story a bit.  site said a father taking action to protect his family.  If i remember right the 1st one was a kid in a hs who was dump into a container of toxic waste by some bullies.
 
2022-09-28 10:57:02 PM  
The rights to the Title of the movie might be the MOST money Troma films ever made
 
2022-09-28 10:59:09 PM  

WhippingBoi: Toxic Avenger. Singular.


You're discounting the possibility of a post credits stinger featuring a sentient mop with an eyepatch recruiting for the Toxic Avengers Initiative?

/assuming they didn't need to go kid-friendly with "Crusaders"
 
2022-09-28 11:00:28 PM  
Will there be boobs?
 
2022-09-28 11:10:40 PM  

jumac: I see they are changing the story a bit.  site said a father taking action to protect his family.  If i remember right the 1st one was a kid in a hs who was dump into a container of toxic waste by some bullies.


Close. He was tricked by a hot cheerleader into wearing a pink ballerina costume with tutu, while making out with a mop (I think, I haven't seen it for 20 years), and then the bullies and all of their friends jumped out and started making fun of him. He then freaked out, jumped through a window, and fell into a vat of toxic waste that was on a truck parked below.

Also, said bullies did things like get drunk and intentionally run over kids on bikes. So, yea, I have a feeling things in the remake will change somewhat, despite Lloyd Kaufman's input.
 
2022-09-28 11:19:10 PM  
Bacon Score 0!
 
2022-09-28 11:23:55 PM  

Akuinnen: Will there be boobs?


"Rated R for strong violence and gore, language throughout, sexual references and brief graphic nudity"

/boobs
/possibly weeners
 
2022-09-28 11:27:08 PM  

Akuinnen: Will there be boobs?



Rated R for strong violence and gore, language throughout, sexual references and brief graphic nudity.
 
2022-09-28 11:31:21 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: /possibly weeners



in my learned experience, a "graphic nudity" notice may as well just read "male bits and bobs."
 
2022-09-28 11:41:24 PM  

Sinbin: Akuinnen: Will there be boobs?


Rated R for strong violence and gore, language throughout, sexual references and brief graphic nudity.


What about smoking?
 
2022-09-29 12:05:02 AM  
Hopefully, Peter Dinklage is going to be the avenger. That would be hilarious seeing him kneecap a whole bunch of bad guys. It would be great if they had Tom Hanks playing a Mr. Rogers character who is secretly trying to bring about the end of the world and the TA kicks his ass. I'd pay for that one and I like Mr. Rogers.
 
2022-09-29 12:42:14 AM  

Joe_diGriz: jumac: I see they are changing the story a bit.  site said a father taking action to protect his family.  If i remember right the 1st one was a kid in a hs who was dump into a container of toxic waste by some bullies.

Close. He was tricked by a hot cheerleader into wearing a pink ballerina costume with tutu, while making out with a mop (I think, I haven't seen it for 20 years), and then the bullies and all of their friends jumped out and started making fun of him. He then freaked out, jumped through a window, and fell into a vat of toxic waste that was on a truck parked below.

Also, said bullies did things like get drunk and intentionally run over kids on bikes. So, yea, I have a feeling things in the remake will change somewhat, despite Lloyd Kaufman's input.


It was making out with a sheep actually. He used a mop as a janitor and to fight crime. Rest was correct.
 
2022-09-29 12:47:00 AM  
Just don't stress out Bozo
Toxic Avenger
Youtube F0Ai4nYHHKs
 
2022-09-29 1:14:13 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Akuinnen: Will there be boobs?

"Rated R for strong violence and gore, language throughout, sexual references and brief graphic nudity"

/boobs
/possibly weeners


I've seen more dicks on Amazon Prime than boobs. Not even hot men.
 
2022-09-29 1:25:12 AM  
Mugato:  

What about smoking?


Only the tires of the B*tchin' Camaro as they roll over a teenager's face.
 
2022-09-29 1:39:54 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Akuinnen: Will there be boobs?

"Rated R for strong violence and gore, language throughout, sexual references and brief graphic nudity"

/boobs
/possibly weeners


It's got Kevin Bacon, definitely wieners.
 
2022-09-29 1:45:05 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Akuinnen: Will there be boobs?

"Rated R for strong violence and gore, language throughout, sexual references and brief graphic nudity"

/boobs
/possibly weeners


It's got David Yow so.....
 
2022-09-29 1:58:00 AM  
I everyone doesn't leave the theater completely offended and thoroughly entertained it's a fail.
 
2022-09-29 2:08:10 AM  
Having been to the Troma panel at SDCC this year, I can tell you that it's definitely the best money Lloyd has ever made, and that Legendary Pictures is invested in not screwing this up. The casting alone makes me believe, I just hope the gonzo energy remains
 
2022-09-29 7:22:25 AM  
The director of this movie made one of my favorite movies of the last ten years, so it has that going for it.
 
2022-09-29 7:33:10 AM  
I was all set to pass on this, but then I saw the cast list. Probably give it a shot on streaming.


/had the original on VHS back in the day
 
2022-09-29 9:30:30 AM  

Sinbin: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: /possibly weeners


in my learned experience, a "graphic nudity" notice may as well just read "male bits and bobs."


Who is Bob and why are his male bits in so many movies?
 
2022-09-29 10:14:36 AM  
100% all-beef thermometer - Alabama black snake - anaconda - anal impaler - baby arm - baby maker - bald-headed yogurt slinger - ball - ball bag - balls - ball sack - baloney pony -  big Dick and the twins - big Italian salami - bobby dangler - bollocks - bologna pony - bone - boner - boom stick - boys - brass clankers - bratwurst - broner - bud - cack - chap - choad - chode - chopper - chub - chubbie - chup - cock - cock rocket - cojones - cornholer - crown jewels - cut - dangler - dick - dick smalls - ding - ding-a-ling - ding dong - dingis - dinker - dinky - dipstick - disco stick - doder - doinker - domepiece - dong - dork -- equipment - family jewels - garbage - gear - general and two colonels - giggleberry - gigglestick - gonad - grapes - hard-on - head - helmet - hockey cocky - hog - hooded - hotdog - jimmy - johnson - John Thomas - joystick - junk - kielbasa - Kiwi - knackers - knap sack - knob - love muscle - love shaft - love stick - lunchbox - main vein - manhood - man muscle - master of ceremonies - meat and two veg - meat popsicle - meat thermometer - member - middle leg - monster - Mr. Happy - Mr. Winky - nads - nards - nuggets - nuts - nut sack - ol' one-eye - one-eyed monster - one-eyed trouser snake - one-eyed wonder worm - package - packer - patz - pecker - peen - pee pee - peeper - peeter - Peter - pickle - piece - pied - pink tractor beam - favorited!er - plum - pocket rocket - polaroid - pole - pork sword - prick - pud - purple headed solider man - purple-headed warrior - putz - rocks - rod - Russell the love muscle - sack - salami - sausage - schlong - schlort - schmeckel - schwantz - Schwanzstucker - schwartz - sconge - shaft - shiatle - shlong  - skin flute - steamin' semen roadway - stiffie - stiffy - swamp nuts - tallywhacker - tent pole - thing - third leg - throbber - tonsil tickler - tool - tripod - trouser meat - trouser snake - tube steak - twig - twig and berries - unit - wang - wanker - wankie - wedding tackle - wee - weenie - wee wee - weiner - whang - who who dilly - wiener - willy - winky - wood - yam bag - yogurt slinger - yoo-hoo - zubra

per: the online slang dictionary.
 
2022-09-29 10:15:54 AM  
What I want to know is when the damn thing is gonna be available for viewing. It's been in the can and rated for the better part of a year now.
 
2022-09-29 11:17:54 AM  
"I always wanted to fark a blind biatch"
 
2022-09-29 12:09:51 PM  

Joe_diGriz: said bullies did things like get drunk and intentionally run over kids on bikes


I still can't drive by kids on bikes without asking my wife, "How much for a kid on a bi-cy-cle?"
 
2022-09-29 1:12:07 PM  
The casting doesn't appear to have any flab.
 
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