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(Twitter)   During these troubled times, Trump desperately needs your money. Won't you donate to the Make America Grift Again fund?   (twitter.com) divider line
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2910 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Sep 2022 at 9:10 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-28 6:59:40 PM  
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2022-09-28 7:08:58 PM  
No.
 
2022-09-28 7:23:47 PM  
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2022-09-28 7:25:42 PM  
Thoughts 'n prayers.
 
2022-09-28 7:47:36 PM  
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2022-09-28 7:49:29 PM  
he's a month away from running ads on Home Shopping Network.
 
2022-09-28 7:52:09 PM  

blastoh: he's a month away from running ads on Home Shopping Network.


He's a month away from getting Ivanka and Melania to go on OnlyFans
 
2022-09-28 7:54:00 PM  

Unobtanium: blastoh: he's a month away from running ads on Home Shopping Network.

He's a month away from getting Ivanka and Melania to go on OnlyFans


I'd search for a bootleg site to watch that.
 
2022-09-28 8:04:10 PM  
If I was to say 'Fark Off, Eat Shait, Die, And Burn In Hell Forever!" a million times for a million years, it still wouldn't be often or long enough.

So....no.
 
2022-09-28 8:30:49 PM  
The odds that this has something to do with him having to shell out $500/HR to pay for his "special master" f*ckup are exactly 1:1.
 
2022-09-28 9:12:06 PM  

Unobtanium: blastoh: he's a month away from running ads on Home Shopping Network.

He's a month away from getting Ivanka and Melania to go on OnlyFans


Only one of that clan dumb enough at this point to turn the profits over to Don would be I'm Eric!
 
2022-09-28 9:13:42 PM  
If you libs don't start donating to Trump then Republicans won't want to vote for Democrats.
 
2022-09-28 9:13:55 PM  
I wonder how many campaign finance laws he's breaking every single day.  Is he even campaigning yet (not that he ever really stopped, even when POTUS)? Has anything official happened at all?
 
2022-09-28 9:14:16 PM  
For a guy that is supposedly worth $5 billion, he acts really poor
 
2022-09-28 9:14:54 PM  
If idiots kept giving me money every time I asked them for it, I'd never stop asking either.
 
2022-09-28 9:15:05 PM  
No tie, collar isn't pressed, and the suit looks tighter on him than usual. And quite a bit more worn. Hope shiat is finally getting to him.
 
2022-09-28 9:15:34 PM  
What does a billionaire need with a spare change fundraiser?

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2022-09-28 9:15:34 PM  
I subscribed to Trump campaign emails in 2015. Some things never change: loyalty tests/rewards, random hatred and asks for money. The desperation struck in 2021, and it gets more intense. The latest missive tells me I am a disappointment. Very pleasing.
 
2022-09-28 9:16:10 PM  
Is that a new tribble atop his skull?
 
2022-09-28 9:17:33 PM  
Isn't this the same guy who wants to negotiate the Ukraine / Russia peace deal? That guy? He needs money for something? From regular folks? Doesn't seem like he's on the up and up. I don't know.
 
2022-09-28 9:18:33 PM  
Such production values.
 
2022-09-28 9:18:52 PM  
I reluctantly listened. He's a broken record. Never in the history of the country has it been like this, we are disrespected, only I can make everything good again, etc.  You had four years and all you did was give trillions of dollars away to your rich sycophants and killed 1 million Americans. You can fark right off you fat piece of shiat.
 
2022-09-28 9:21:08 PM  
Does the grift involve ghostwritten books on Audible?
Contrepreneurs: The Mikkelsen Twins
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2022-09-28 9:22:04 PM  
You want to help the minds of others that are so low. Die.
 
2022-09-28 9:22:09 PM  
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2022-09-28 9:22:22 PM  
At this point, he just can't help himself. Doing this is his whole reason for existing.
 
2022-09-28 9:22:27 PM  
What's with the "we" shiat? He have a turd in his pocket?
 
2022-09-28 9:23:34 PM  
Desperate grifter is desperate.
 
2022-09-28 9:23:37 PM  

olorin604: You want to help the minds of others that are so low. Die.


I would have said shut up and fade into obscurity, but I don't think he has the ability.
 
2022-09-28 9:24:03 PM  
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2022-09-28 9:24:11 PM  
Eat shiat and die, assbag. I'll give you money when you surrender to the FBI.
 
2022-09-28 9:24:34 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen... the billionaire real estate mogul in action.

Just like 2020:
"Like I did in the 2016 Primaries, if more money is needed, which I doubt it will be, I will put it up!"

Just like 2016:
One question: Is he willing to spend a billion on his campaign, which would match the amounts President Obama and Republican Mitt Romney raised for their 2012 general election races?
Trump answered: "I would do that, yeah, if I had to."
He added: "I make $400 million a year so what difference does it make?"


And just like 2020 and 2016, I have zero sympathy for anyone who donates to this charlatan.
 
2022-09-28 9:25:34 PM  
It's like a Sally fields ASCAP commercial, just with less neglected puppies and more golden framed photos
 
2022-09-28 9:26:03 PM  
If anyone living in Forida needs your monetary assistance right now, it's  Donald Trump.
 
2022-09-28 9:26:39 PM  
Republicans are self fleecing sheep, perfect for all your FUD (fear, uncertainty, and doubt) farming needs.
 
2022-09-28 9:27:12 PM  
What's the catch?
 
2022-09-28 9:27:39 PM  
Why does he sign off with "good luck?"
 
2022-09-28 9:28:15 PM  

Madison_Smiled: Thoughts 'n prayers.


My thoughts would not be of assistance.

My prayers would be his ass blasting from his mouth.

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2022-09-28 9:28:37 PM  
You HEARTLESS Farkers. How can he negotiate peace between Putler and Ukraine without your dollars?

/I have a hard time explaining to foreign friends what idiots American voters are ...
 
2022-09-28 9:29:21 PM  

vrax: I wonder how many campaign finance laws he's breaking every single day.  Is he even campaigning yet (not that he ever really stopped, even when POTUS)? Has anything official happened at all?


Weird. I don't think he is actually breaking any campaign finance laws (like, today or related to this). He isn't in an official political position and hasn't declared that he is running for one. Also, he hasn't claimed that he will use the money for what our laws call "politics". Just a standard, "give me money and good things will happen", con.
 
2022-09-28 9:30:30 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I reluctantly listened. He's a broken record. Never in the history of the country has it been like this, we are disrespected, only I can make everything good again, etc.  You had four years and all you did was give trillions of dollars away to your rich sycophants and killed 1 million Americans. You can fark right off you fat piece of shiat.


That's the key part of the con though. He isn't promising to do anything concrete.
 
2022-09-28 9:30:49 PM  
what an asshole.
 
2022-09-28 9:31:14 PM  
If one donates a penny does it cost them more to process it?

/assuming a penny is an option
 
2022-09-28 9:33:20 PM  
Trump lost the election and immediately went full-on Nigerian prince. pic.twitter.com/TfyPbmYsDq
- The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) June 18, 2022
 
2022-09-28 9:34:24 PM  

Hey Nurse!: For a guy that is supposedly worth $5 billion, he acts really poor


Trump doesn't pay with his money.  This is not exactly a new thing.
 
2022-09-28 9:34:37 PM  
TFG ripped off Tony Clifton's whole schtick, and TFG is really beginning to "become" Tony Clifton, without the 'stache. Something in the body language...
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"Within days, Vance popped out a blog post titled "Donald Trump Is the World's Greatest Performance Artist." The piece outlines the theory in remarkable detail:

I believe that Kaufman created his Donald Trump character sometime around 1972, as a precursor to his equally jarring Vegas lounge singer, Tony Clifton. As the comedian gained fame and money, he worked doggedly to build a backstory for Trump, making him the son of a New York real estate agent, a graduate of the Wharton School, and giving him a stint in military school.
As both Kaufman and his Trump character became more successful, the comedian had to increasingly rely on his brother Michael and collaborator Bob Zmuda to take turns playing Trump. In 1983, exhausted and frustrated that he couldn't dedicate more time to the Trump project, he made a decision. He would fake his death, undergo reconstructive surgery, bleach his hair into an elaborate comb-over, and become Trump full time."
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https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-andy-kaufman-disguise-election-502292
https://www.escondidograpevine.com/2020/11/06/in-age-of-drumpf-tony-clifton-claims-foul/
 
2022-09-28 9:34:43 PM  
He does not look well.  That suit is just being held up by his belly.
 
2022-09-28 9:35:03 PM  
Montgomery burns:. Does anyone have change for a button?

Also, does anyone have a real crappy button?
 
2022-09-28 9:37:00 PM  

snowshovel: It's like a Sally fields ASCAP commercial, just with less neglected puppies and more golden framed photos


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2022-09-28 9:37:07 PM  
Don't you think he looks tired
 
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