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(Fox 31 Denver)   Prospective Yale student wanted for car theft   (kdvr.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Pickup truck, Dodge Ram, Arapahoe Sheriff investigators, front of the victim, Dodge, Truck, white sedan, Arapahoe County Sheriff's Office  
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2022-09-28 6:29:30 PM  
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2022-09-28 6:32:01 PM  
Ivy Leagues love people with diverse backgrounds and experiences.
 
2022-09-28 10:07:08 PM  
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2022-09-28 10:08:21 PM  
With the crop of miscreants that Ivy League league has foisted upon us in recent years, I can't be sure of the Sunny is serious or not.
 
2022-09-28 10:09:39 PM  

danvon: With the crop of miscreants that Ivy League league has foisted upon us in recent years, I can't be sure of the Sunny is serious or not.


Or the subby. I can understand the autocorrect, but the capitalization too?
 
2022-09-28 10:14:28 PM  
Their names are Yohnny and Yulia Yohnson, and they're definitely going to Yale.
 
2022-09-28 10:22:17 PM  
Tuition to Yale isn't cheap, folks.
 
2022-09-28 10:22:46 PM  
Now, investigators are asking for the public's help in identifying the suspects. They are also looking to locate the 2017 white Hyundai Sonata four-door sedan. The car has the license plate "LLDOLPH."

"Don!
Look, it's the white 2017 Sonata everybody's looking for!
...Oh, never mind. The plate is LEDOLPH."
 
2022-09-28 10:25:30 PM  

danvon: danvon: With the crop of miscreants that Ivy League league has foisted upon us in recent years, I can't be sure of the Sunny is serious or not.

Or the subby. I can understand the autocorrect, but the capitalization too?


It's always subby in Farkedelphia
 
2022-09-28 10:38:24 PM  
I remember a John Larroquete show with a hispanic lady... "my son went to Yale" "how long until parole?"
 
2022-09-28 10:40:27 PM  
I was looking for someone with an Eye Patch.  Sort of a Rhodes scholar.
 
2022-09-28 10:42:38 PM  
"Catch the silly fool!"
- Thurston Howell III
 
2022-09-28 10:58:36 PM  
"The victim, a 23-year-old man, confronted and interrupted the suspects and that is when deputies said the suspects pointed a weapon at him. The victim then fired a weapon of his own at the suspects"


Now wait just a goddamned minute - that's not allowed!
 
2022-09-28 11:01:08 PM  
That could possibly say "Yall".
 
2022-09-28 11:25:36 PM  
There's a lock joke in there somewhere
 
2022-09-28 11:26:06 PM  
Also holy shiat I live less than a mile from there!
 
2022-09-29 12:12:15 AM  
They have a license plate and the cops didn't bother to run the plate to see who owned it? What the FARK!
 
2022-09-29 1:01:49 AM  
Who's hiding the suspect face?
 
2022-09-29 1:39:32 AM  

Floki: They have a license plate and the cops didn't bother to run the plate to see who owned it? What the FARK!


The victim. They're pretty sure they know where to find him.
 
2022-09-29 6:15:12 AM  
Why are they blurring her face?
 
2022-09-29 7:02:06 AM  
Can we get a Yale trifecta?

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