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2022-09-28 5:44:55 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-09-28 10:48:35 PM  
And let's remember that Dr. Meh is for any quack drug that you can sell.  This is my email from the other day:

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2022-09-28 10:48:56 PM  
Well that is ODD.

Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

One of the supporting pillars of the modern Conservative movement.
 
2022-09-28 10:49:02 PM  
Not surprising in the slightest

Though it is a bit surprising he was ever for legalization and especially medicinal marijuana, especially considering all the snake oil products he pushes
 
2022-09-28 10:49:33 PM  
The best ammunition is your opponent's weapon grade stupid.
 
2022-09-28 10:49:36 PM  
God this Brewster's Millions remake sucks.
 
2022-09-28 10:52:30 PM  
I'd take Fettermann over None of the Above.
 
2022-09-28 10:53:24 PM  
UltraFark: He admits to living in New Jersey in the same clip.

/New Jerseyan.
//Didn't know that guy was in the state.
 
2022-09-28 10:53:25 PM  

Archie Goodwin: Well that is ODD.

Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

One of the supporting pillars of the modern Conservative movement.


While ODD isn't in the latest DSM manual, I am parenting a teen with ODD. Lemme tell you you're absolutely right.
 
2022-09-28 10:53:44 PM  
Thanks Oprah
 
2022-09-28 10:54:46 PM  
Fetterman's campaign  should just grab the clip of him saying 'I live in a state, New Jersey' and loop it to use as a TV ad on its own.
 
2022-09-28 10:55:02 PM  
How pissed do you think Erdogan is right now?
 
2022-09-28 10:55:25 PM  
Inb4 a picture surfaces of dumb dumb smoking pot in New Jersey.
 
2022-09-28 10:55:38 PM  

TelemonianAjax: Archie Goodwin: Well that is ODD.

Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

One of the supporting pillars of the modern Conservative movement.

While ODD isn't in the latest DSM manual, I am parenting a teen with ODD. Lemme tell you you're absolutely right.


Sorry you're raising a conservative.
 
2022-09-28 10:56:53 PM  
Fetterman needs to issue a statement saying he's against eating cat poop.
 
2022-09-28 10:57:52 PM  
Oz now worried about his I Smoke Two Joints Before I Smoke Two Joints tattoo.
 
2022-09-28 11:03:22 PM  

Phil McKraken: The best ammunition is your opponent's weapon grade stupid.


"Please proceed..." wasn't simply Obama hoping that Romney would screw up, but pinning him down once he did.

Democrats frequently forget that second part.
 
2022-09-28 11:05:06 PM  
Hey man, is that Freedom Trolling?

Well, turn it DERP!
 
2022-09-28 11:05:37 PM  
Probably the most annoying thing about the polarization today, which is that people are no longer allowed to have opinions outside of their tribal groups. I associate with some people who share pretty libertarian views on several issues, and I agree with them on many things, but I'm a dyed in the wool socialist when push comes to shove. It sucks that we've decided the best course of action is to have two parties that would rather stick their dick in a beehive than work together to legislate. This is not to say that the GOP is not a worthless fascist sh*tstain that doesn't belong in a holding cell let alone at the kiddy table. But it would be nice if a few of them could act like adults.
 
2022-09-28 11:05:49 PM  
You know that fable about the scorpion asking for the frog across the river and the frog is afraid of getting stung by the scorpion? So the frog is worried about getting stung, but the scorpion argues that if he stung the frog, we'd both drown, so it makes no sense for me to sting you. So the frog agrees to carry the scorpion across the river. Halfway across, the scorpion stings the frog and the frog says, "Wtf! You doomed us both to drowning!" The scorpion says, "Have I?" And then a search and rescue helicopter shows up just in time to rescue the scorpion, while the frog is too paralyzed to move and drowns.

And that's why you shouldn't vote for Dr. Oz.
 
2022-09-28 11:05:49 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: UltraFark: He admits to living in New Jersey in the same clip.

/New Jerseyan.
//Didn't know that guy was in the state.


Which he did in 2019 when the video was aired. But when you have 10 homes who knows

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nkw8Du6grzA
 
2022-09-28 11:08:15 PM  

I want that sauce Morty!: You know that fable about the scorpion asking for the frog across the river and the frog is afraid of getting stung by the scorpion? So the frog is worried about getting stung, but the scorpion argues that if he stung the frog, we'd both drown, so it makes no sense for me to sting you. So the frog agrees to carry the scorpion across the river. Halfway across, the scorpion stings the frog and the frog says, "Wtf! You doomed us both to drowning!" The scorpion says, "Have I?" And then a search and rescue helicopter shows up just in time to rescue the scorpion, while the frog is too paralyzed to move and drowns.

And that's why you shouldn't vote for Dr. Oz.


Or any other American Taliban drones.
 
2022-09-28 11:09:38 PM  

I want that sauce Morty!: You know that fable about the scorpion asking for the frog across the river and the frog is afraid of getting stung by the scorpion? So the frog is worried about getting stung, but the scorpion argues that if he stung the frog, we'd both drown, so it makes no sense for me to sting you. So the frog agrees to carry the scorpion across the river. Halfway across, the scorpion stings the frog and the frog says, "Wtf! You doomed us both to drowning!" The scorpion says, "Have I?" And then a search and rescue helicopter shows up just in time to rescue the scorpion, while the frog is too paralyzed to move and drowns.

And that's why you shouldn't vote for Dr. Oz.


Well that's one reason why. I wouldn't vote for him because he's a grubbing wretched excuse for a heap of human cow poo.
 
2022-09-28 11:11:02 PM  

Omnivorous: And let's remember that Dr. Meh is for any quack drug that you can sell.  This is my email from the other day:

[Fark user image 630x614]


Can I just ask why you're getting emails like that?
 
2022-09-28 11:11:13 PM  
The results of this election will tell you all you need to know about PA voters.   Even if Fetterman wins, Oz will get at least 40% of the vote and he is, unironically, a worse candidate for public office than TFG was.
 
2022-09-28 11:11:43 PM  

TelemonianAjax: Archie Goodwin: Well that is ODD.

Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

One of the supporting pillars of the modern Conservative movement.

While ODD isn't in the latest DSM manual, I am parenting a teen with ODD. Lemme tell you you're absolutely right.


Maybe your teen has a parent that has ODD.  Did you ever think of that, huh?  Did you even stop for a minute to think about what it's like for them?!?  I HATE YOU!  <slams door>
 
2022-09-28 11:11:45 PM  
Why would you be getting emails from Dr. Oz?
 
2022-09-28 11:14:19 PM  

jaylectricity: Why would you be getting emails from Dr. Oz?


He performed my penis and breast enlargement.
 
2022-09-28 11:19:52 PM  

Stud Gerbil: he is, unironically, a worse candidate for public office than TFG was.


Let's not get silly. I will allow that they may be equally shiatty in their own idiosyncratic ways, but WORSE than the Fanta Menace?
 
2022-09-28 11:21:59 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: TelemonianAjax: Archie Goodwin: Well that is ODD.

Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

One of the supporting pillars of the modern Conservative movement.

While ODD isn't in the latest DSM manual, I am parenting a teen with ODD. Lemme tell you you're absolutely right.

Maybe your teen has a parent that has ODD.  Did you ever think of that, huh?  Did you even stop for a minute to think about what it's like for them?!?  I HATE YOU!  <slams door>


I can answer here how I can't answer IRL:

This is why daddy drinks.
 
2022-09-28 11:27:51 PM  

TelemonianAjax: Archie Goodwin: Well that is ODD.

Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

One of the supporting pillars of the modern Conservative movement.

While ODD isn't in the latest DSM manual, I am parenting a teen with ODD. Lemme tell you you're absolutely right.


Did you give them your PIN number to the ATM machine?
 
2022-09-28 11:27:58 PM  
Oz is one girly looking motherfarker.
 
2022-09-28 11:28:36 PM  
Opportunism is a BAD thing.
 
2022-09-28 11:31:21 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: Fetterman needs to issue a statement saying he's against eating cat poop.


Republicans think that being around cat poop makes them immune to Covid.  No, seriously--there's a user on this website that holds this very opinion.
 
2022-09-28 11:32:37 PM  

TelemonianAjax: Archie Goodwin: Well that is ODD.

Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

One of the supporting pillars of the modern Conservative movement.

While ODD isn't in the latest DSM manual, I am parenting a teen with ODD. Lemme tell you you're absolutely right.


It's been in since DSM-3, as a childhood or adolescence onset disorder.

However, in adults it usually becomes antisocial personality disorder.

Similar symptoms, but a few distinctions.

Research is currently underway to determine if ODD should be reclassified to include adults.
 
2022-09-28 11:33:24 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Rage Against the Thorazine: Fetterman needs to issue a statement saying he's against eating cat poop.

Republicans think that being around cat poop makes them immune to Covid.  No, seriously--there's a user on this website that holds this very opinion.


You gotta be shiatting me.
 
2022-09-28 11:46:15 PM  
Mahmet hates tattoos, hoodies, and weed?

He does know people vote in Philly, right?
 
2022-09-28 11:47:17 PM  

jack_o_the_hills: How pissed do you think Erdogan is right now?


Why? Mahmet and his family were kicked out during Turkey's Great Jive Exile.
 
2022-09-28 11:52:58 PM  

Stud Gerbil: The results of this election will tell you all you need to know about PA voters.   Even if Fetterman wins, Oz will get at least 40% of the vote and he is, unironically, a worse candidate for public office than TFG was.


Hey, at least Oz had actually served in a military.

Not the military, a military
 
2022-09-28 11:53:11 PM  
Rethuglicans will say anything for heaps of GOP cash.  Film at 11:00
 
2022-09-29 12:05:17 AM  

stoli n coke: Mahmet hates tattoos, hoodies, and weed?

He does know people vote in Philly, right?


Not to mention Pittsburgh.

But he's going after the Pennsyltucky vote.
 
2022-09-29 12:06:49 AM  

bdub77: Probably the most annoying thing about the polarization today, which is that people are no longer allowed to have opinions outside of their tribal groups. I associate with some people who share pretty libertarian views on several issues, and I agree with them on many things, but I'm a dyed in the wool socialist when push comes to shove. It sucks that we've decided the best course of action is to have two parties that would rather stick their dick in a beehive than work together to legislate. This is not to say that the GOP is not a worthless fascist sh*tstain that doesn't belong in a holding cell let alone at the kiddy table. But it would be nice if a few of them could act like adults.


This sounds like 2004 Jon Stewart
 
2022-09-29 12:21:35 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: You know that fable about the scorpion asking for the frog across the river and the frog is afraid of getting stung by the scorpion? So the frog is worried about getting stung, but the scorpion argues that if he stung the frog, we'd both drown, so it makes no sense for me to sting you. So the frog agrees to carry the scorpion across the river. Halfway across, the scorpion stings the frog and the frog says, "Wtf! You doomed us both to drowning!" The scorpion says, "Have I?" And then a search and rescue helicopter shows up just in time to rescue the scorpion, while the frog is too paralyzed to move and drowns.

And that's why you shouldn't vote for Dr. Oz.


Think about that parable is that scorpions are actually rather adverse to stinging something unless it is absolutely necessary.  They prefer to just grapple something with their claws and then bite into it.  They only deploy the stinger when the prey is too large to manhandle easily, what they grabbed turns out to be a bit more dangerous than they initially thought, or something is actively trying to do them harm.  A scorpion just chilling on a frog has zero reason to sting anything.
 
2022-09-29 12:30:56 AM  

phalamir: I want that sauce Morty!: You know that fable about the scorpion asking for the frog across the river and the frog is afraid of getting stung by the scorpion? So the frog is worried about getting stung, but the scorpion argues that if he stung the frog, we'd both drown, so it makes no sense for me to sting you. So the frog agrees to carry the scorpion across the river. Halfway across, the scorpion stings the frog and the frog says, "Wtf! You doomed us both to drowning!" The scorpion says, "Have I?" And then a search and rescue helicopter shows up just in time to rescue the scorpion, while the frog is too paralyzed to move and drowns.

And that's why you shouldn't vote for Dr. Oz.

Think about that parable is that scorpions are actually rather adverse to stinging something unless it is absolutely necessary.  They prefer to just grapple something with their claws and then bite into it.  They only deploy the stinger when the prey is too large to manhandle easily, what they grabbed turns out to be a bit more dangerous than they initially thought, or something is actively trying to do them harm.  A scorpion just chilling on a frog has zero reason to sting anything.


I'm having a party this weekend, would you like to join? I'm sure you'd be a lot of fun.
 
2022-09-29 12:58:10 AM  
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2022-09-29 1:00:16 AM  

phalamir: I want that sauce Morty!: You know that fable about the scorpion asking for the frog across the river and the frog is afraid of getting stung by the scorpion? So the frog is worried about getting stung, but the scorpion argues that if he stung the frog, we'd both drown, so it makes no sense for me to sting you. So the frog agrees to carry the scorpion across the river. Halfway across, the scorpion stings the frog and the frog says, "Wtf! You doomed us both to drowning!" The scorpion says, "Have I?" And then a search and rescue helicopter shows up just in time to rescue the scorpion, while the frog is too paralyzed to move and drowns.

And that's why you shouldn't vote for Dr. Oz.

Think about that parable is that scorpions are actually rather adverse to stinging something unless it is absolutely necessary.  They prefer to just grapple something with their claws and then bite into it.  They only deploy the stinger when the prey is too large to manhandle easily, what they grabbed turns out to be a bit more dangerous than they initially thought, or something is actively trying to do them harm.  A scorpion just chilling on a frog has zero reason to sting anything.


I'm averse to using "adverse" here.
 
2022-09-29 1:04:27 AM  
Yeah, and he was for abortion before he was against it.

Oprah really has a lot to answer for, foisting both this quack and Dr Phil upon us.
 
2022-09-29 1:41:59 AM  

fatassbastard: phalamir: I want that sauce Morty!: You know that fable about the scorpion asking for the frog across the river and the frog is afraid of getting stung by the scorpion? So the frog is worried about getting stung, but the scorpion argues that if he stung the frog, we'd both drown, so it makes no sense for me to sting you. So the frog agrees to carry the scorpion across the river. Halfway across, the scorpion stings the frog and the frog says, "Wtf! You doomed us both to drowning!" The scorpion says, "Have I?" And then a search and rescue helicopter shows up just in time to rescue the scorpion, while the frog is too paralyzed to move and drowns.

And that's why you shouldn't vote for Dr. Oz.

Think about that parable is that scorpions are actually rather adverse to stinging something unless it is absolutely necessary.  They prefer to just grapple something with their claws and then bite into it.  They only deploy the stinger when the prey is too large to manhandle easily, what they grabbed turns out to be a bit more dangerous than they initially thought, or something is actively trying to do them harm.  A scorpion just chilling on a frog has zero reason to sting anything.

I'm having a party this weekend, would you like to join? I'm sure you'd be a lot of fun.


Did you know that study on alpha wolves was based on an artificial pack and there really is no such thing?
 
2022-09-29 1:58:39 AM  

PerpetualPeristalsis: Stud Gerbil: he is, unironically, a worse candidate for public office than TFG was.

Let's not get silly. I will allow that they may be equally shiatty in their own idiosyncratic ways, but WORSE than the Fanta Menace?


As a candidate, he is far worse than TFG, who ran a great campaign.   As a person?   Jury's still out.
 
2022-09-29 2:30:12 AM  

Mrtraveler01: stoli n coke: Mahmet hates tattoos, hoodies, and weed?

He does know people vote in Philly, right?

Not to mention Pittsburgh.

But he's going after the Pennsyltucky vote.


This is why it is so important to point out Oz's girlish nature.  Honestly, I wouldn't trust any man that voted for Oz in a locker room shower.  He probably try to tell you about his tattoos without solicitation.
 
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