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(Independent)   Let us know how that works out, Doug Mastriano   (independent.co.uk) divider line
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3372 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Sep 2022 at 12:17 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-28 10:48:35 PM  
He would, if he had the energy.
 
2022-09-29 12:19:10 AM  
Getting his people ready for next year's Ramadan.
 
2022-09-29 12:21:20 AM  
He's going to do this or he's asking other people to do it for him?
 
2022-09-29 12:23:22 AM  
Yinzers're known for their fasting.  Killer move.  Western PA is a lock.
 
2022-09-29 12:24:57 AM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: He's going to do this or he's asking other people to do it for him?


if you're asking questions, you're not praying.  On your knees.
 
2022-09-29 12:25:09 AM  
Alternative HL:  "Mastriano Refuses to Eat Philly Cheese Steaks"
 
2022-09-29 12:32:08 AM  
Mastriano's becoming a favorite punching bag on Fark. He deserves it.

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2022-09-29 12:32:40 AM  
Whatever happened to the Republican candidate for PA Governor from 4 years ago, Scott Wagner? It's like he disappeared afterwards, which is good because he was a Trumper asshole. Mastriano needs to do the same.
 
2022-09-29 12:32:52 AM  
You're not King Fucking David you nitwit.
 
2022-09-29 12:32:56 AM  
Ramp it up to 400 days to own the libs.
 
2022-09-29 12:35:44 AM  

Communist Middleschool Student: You're not King farking David you nitwit.


Good luck telling him that.
 
2022-09-29 12:37:43 AM  
Shapiro should make a plea for 1/2 price cheesesteaks across the state one day a week for a while.
 
2022-09-29 12:39:08 AM  
Doug Mastriano is telling people to stop eating food and send him their money instead. That's a strategy. I don't know if it's a particularly good strategy but it's a strategy.
 
2022-09-29 12:41:10 AM  
Hey Doug, try going with "suckstart a 12 gauge to boost your campaign" you Nazi fark.
 
2022-09-29 12:41:54 AM  
I don't know why he needs prayers and fasting. Look at how many people attended his rally over the weekend.

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2022-09-29 12:45:22 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: Ramp it up to 400 days to own the libs.


Hold their breath for 40 days.
 
2022-09-29 12:51:12 AM  
You think Trump's gonna miss a meal for anyone?
 
2022-09-29 12:55:00 AM  
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/Eat a dick, "Doug," if that IS your real name...
 
2022-09-29 1:04:55 AM  
"Don't buy food, send me the money instead!"  but dressed up in religious-sounding rhetoric.  Gullible idiots will eat it up (because they'll be hungry).
 
2022-09-29 1:06:51 AM  
Well, at least he's got the fact that an average human being can survive without food for two months. Slight problem is he's asking this of a subspecies that predominantly persists on soft pretzels and an artery clogging creation called the cheesesteak. And they're Republican voters.

The average Republican voter could probably survive for about 5-6 hours without food.
 
2022-09-29 1:10:39 AM  
Prayer: it's the least you can do.
 
2022-09-29 1:12:19 AM  
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2022-09-29 1:12:51 AM  
sh*t rong thred
 
2022-09-29 1:13:44 AM  
Laughs in Fransican high school plate lunches.
 
2022-09-29 1:15:28 AM  
The story goes that Jesus went to the wilderness alone and didn't drag his disciples into it.

What kind of dick tells voters to starve themselves for 40 days?
 
2022-09-29 1:18:26 AM  
If the GOP wins any congressional chamber in November, we'll all have to fast thanks to rampant food shortages they won't do shiat about.
 
2022-09-29 1:19:22 AM  

Senseless_drivel: The story goes that Jesus went to the wilderness alone and didn't drag his disciples into it.

What kind of dick tells voters to starve themselves for 40 days?


To be fair, it technically is a way to cut down on health care costs for chronic conditions.
 
2022-09-29 1:19:31 AM  

Senseless_drivel: The story goes that Jesus went to the wilderness alone and didn't drag his disciples into it.

What kind of dick tells voters to starve themselves for 40 days?


The kind of dick who calls himself Christian despite his party's policies being about as antithetical to what the Bible claims Jesus actually preached as humanly possible.
 
2022-09-29 1:22:31 AM  

Be polite walk on the right: sh*t rong thred


Tabbed browsing can be a bietch when you're drunk.
 
2022-09-29 1:41:50 AM  
It's hard enough doing sober October
 
2022-09-29 2:21:20 AM  
I had a big supper tonight, and I plan on pigging out until the election. All republicans are vile subhuman filth and should be expunged from the human race like their friends the russian rapists.
 
2022-09-29 2:35:39 AM  

shpritz: Getting his people ready for next year's Ramadan.


The first step for his supporters to get ready for Ramadan is to recite the Shahada in English and Arabic, which basically states "I bear witness there are no other gods except Allah, and I bear witness that Mohammed is his slave and final messenger." Learning how to not eat from fajr to maghrib comes later.
 
2022-09-29 2:43:59 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: shpritz: Getting his people ready for next year's Ramadan.

The first step for his supporters to get ready for Ramadan is to recite the Shahada in English and Arabic, which basically states "I bear witness there are no other gods except Allah, and I bear witness that Mohammed is his slave and final messenger." Learning how to not eat from fajr to maghrib comes later.


His supporters already have plenty of experience reciting magic words. They need practice not eating.
 
2022-09-29 2:50:27 AM  
If Doug and his supporters want to make a Christian theocracy, I say they should go for it but they need to be shipped off to Afghanistan first.  We don't need that here.
 
2022-09-29 2:54:08 AM  

Kalyco Jack: Doug Mastriano is telling people to stop eating food and send him their money instead. That's a strategy. I don't know if it's a particularly good strategy but it's a strategy.


He's getting folks ready for the cuts he will make to aid to lower-income families that he will implement if he's elected, with the savings going to pay for tax cuts for the "Job Creators"(tm)
 
2022-09-29 3:41:10 AM  
I mean, seriously, who likes FOOD, anyway?
 
2022-09-29 6:01:28 AM  
On one hand, why did the GOP think it was a good idea to run this guy?
On the other hand, you guys should keep doing stuff like this.  It works better for our side.
 
2022-09-29 6:18:07 AM  

nytmare: Whatever happened to the Republican candidate for PA Governor from 4 years ago, Scott Wagner? It's like he disappeared afterwards, which is good because he was a Trumper asshole. Mastriano needs to do the same.


Nah, he plans on being the next mike lindell
 
2022-09-29 6:18:49 AM  

Kalyco Jack: Doug Mastriano is telling people to stop eating food and send him their money instead. That's a strategy. I don't know if it's a particularly good strategy but it's a strategy.


Televangelist 101.
 
2022-09-29 6:20:12 AM  

Mrtraveler01: I don't know why he needs prayers and fasting. Look at how many people attended his rally over the weekend.

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2022-09-29 7:43:21 AM  

Communist Middleschool Student: You're not King farking David you nitwit.


Well, he does believe that prayer effected the outcome of several operations he was on in Iraq, which helped inform his decision to run for office. He's a farking ultra Christian lunatic.

The family that runs Martin's Potato Rolls also believes Masteriano is on a mission from God, so they've donated bunches of money to him.
 
2022-09-29 8:13:39 AM  

FnkyTwn: The family that runs Martin's Potato Rolls also believes Masteriano is on a mission from God, so they've donated bunches of money to him.


I wonder how much business they've lost over this.

Using republican logic, they must be one step away from bankruptcy since I (and by extension, everyone, since everyone is exactly like me) have stopped buying their products.
 
2022-09-29 8:28:55 AM  
You Republicans want to complain about inflation?  And your solution is starvation?  How's that working for you?
 
2022-09-29 8:28:55 AM  
The latest Republican grift:  Stop eating, and send me all your grocery money.
 
2022-09-29 8:31:06 AM  

Kalyco Jack: Doug Mastriano is telling people to stop eating food and send him their money instead. That's a strategy. I don't know if it's a particularly good strategy but it's a strategy.


Looking at a typical MAGAt rally, 90% of them could do 40 days before their clothes actually fit, Doug included.
 
2022-09-29 8:48:42 AM  

Great_Milenko: FnkyTwn: The family that runs Martin's Potato Rolls also believes Masteriano is on a mission from God, so they've donated bunches of money to him.

I wonder how much business they've lost over this.

Using republican logic, they must be one step away from bankruptcy since I (and by extension, everyone, since everyone is exactly like me) have stopped buying their products.


It's hard to say, but I always bought their products and now I don't. I have local friends and family that have also stopped purchasing their products. They're sold at Costco, so it's really easy to pick it up, but now we don't, so it has to do something to their bottom line.
 
2022-09-29 9:51:03 AM  
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2022-09-29 4:20:58 PM  
That's an idea I can get behind.
 
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