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3760 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Sep 2022 at 12:41 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-28 5:28:56 PM  
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2022-09-28 9:26:03 PM  
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2022-09-28 9:39:20 PM  
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2022-09-28 10:48:07 PM  
That's a concussion waiting to happen.
 
2022-09-29 12:46:54 AM  
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2022-09-29 12:48:38 AM  
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2022-09-29 12:49:04 AM  
This episode of Baywatch is too predictable...
 
2022-09-29 12:51:08 AM  
Lots of sail boats never leave the dock unless there is a gale warning in effect.

/go not quietly into that good night
 
2022-09-29 12:52:53 AM  
This driver became overly concerned about being overtaken and acted out aggressively.

BAD DAY FOR THESE BIKERS - Crazy Motorcycle Moments 2022
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2022-09-29 12:56:51 AM  

jaylectricity: That's a concussion waiting to happen.


That's a commercial brought to you by Yamaha.

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2022-09-29 1:02:44 AM  
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2022-09-29 1:04:15 AM  
Probably not even his jet ski
 
2022-09-29 1:06:05 AM  
You're fine if you just stay above the waves.
 
2022-09-29 1:24:35 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: You're fine if you just stay above the waves.


No stupid, ski up!
 
2022-09-29 1:27:59 AM  
Mobius M. Mobius is that you?
 
2022-09-29 1:28:21 AM  
Meh, those were like 2' waves and 40 mph winds, or as we call it in the great lakes, Tuesday. I've seen folks out in WAY worse conditions than that.
 
2022-09-29 1:30:44 AM  
He Leeroy Jenkinsed a hurricane storm surge?

Damn...that's probably maximum Florida.

/Sometimes I miss home.
//But only sometimes.
Third one crashed his bike without a helmet on I-4 and died.
 
2022-09-29 1:44:13 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2022-09-29 2:00:21 AM  
That's dude's back after all those shocks...
 
2022-09-29 2:26:35 AM  

ansius: That's dude's back after all those shocks...


I live on the east coast of Australia. Those are not large waves.  I have rarely seen a PWC in the ocean in waves that small before watching that video.

Windy though.
 
2022-09-29 4:15:34 AM  
Sure it can be done, but that doesn't look fun at all. You want to impress me? Try windsurfing or kite surfing during a hurricane. Then you'd really have something.

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2022-09-29 5:24:56 AM  

princhester: ansius: That's dude's back after all those shocks...

I live on the east coast of Australia. Those are not large waves.  I have rarely seen a PWC in the ocean in waves that small before watching that video.

Windy though.


I'm thinking more about what it's like to ride a tinny across choppy water. It's brutal on your spine.
 
2022-09-29 5:45:13 AM  
There is a high incidence of spinal injuries from PWC's.  However, they are designed to allow passengers to take weight on their legs, unlike tinnies.
 
2022-09-29 7:50:56 AM  
How do we know it's not a woman?
 
2022-09-29 7:53:15 AM  

SuperChuck: How do we know it's not a woman?


Because 9.9993284/10 times, if someone's doing something obviously farking stupid that's a great risk to life and limb for no good reason at all, it's a dude.  Not invariably, but vastly more often.  There is apparently a "Hey hold my beer" gene and it's sex-linked
 
2022-09-29 8:07:12 AM  
No red state bailouts.
 
2022-09-29 8:07:47 AM  

SuperChuck: How do we know it's not a woman?


Coach Says Men are Better Than Women
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2022-09-29 10:55:54 AM  
That might be the only way to get across town right now.

/Not saying it's a good idea...
 
2022-09-29 10:55:57 AM  

princhester: ansius: That's dude's back after all those shocks...

I live on the east coast of Australia. Those are not large waves.  I have rarely seen a PWC in the ocean in waves that small before watching that video.

Windy though.


Sarasota was north and west of the storm. Wind would have been blowing out of the east, so no large waves. Water was getting sucked down to the south, so no storm surge either (the opposite actually).

I guess if you like jet skiing in chop with 70 mph wind, this was your lucky day.
 
2022-09-29 2:30:19 PM  
Awsome!!  Hopefully one less Florida twat man!
 
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