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(KCBY Coos Bay)   ♫ Don't catch the crabs, they're not to eat. Too many took a sh*t at Rockaway Beach. Rock Rock Rockaway Beach. Rock Rock Rockaway Beach. Rock Rock Rockaway Beach. Fecal counts are high at Rockaway Beach ♫   (kcby.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Rockaway Beach health advisory, citizens, water  
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2022-09-28 5:51:14 PM  
crabba crabba hey!
 
2022-09-28 7:06:14 PM  
In Oregon, subby
Gonna have to quote a Wipers song or some shiat
 
2022-09-28 7:58:10 PM  

west.la.lawyer: In Oregon, subby
Gonna have to quote a Wipers song or some shiat


I mean Floater works...

/ew
 
2022-09-28 10:31:08 PM  
What about Echo Beach?

Toyah - Echo Beach
Youtube WICNfdn8I0Q
 
2022-09-28 10:34:09 PM  
Oregon has some poop water
Oregon has some poop water
Oregon has some poop water now...
 
2022-09-28 10:47:29 PM  
It was pooop lobster
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2022-09-28 10:54:01 PM  
The EPA took my bay bay away
 
2022-09-28 10:55:25 PM  
Surf sucks at Rockaway.
 
2022-09-28 10:59:40 PM  
Hey ho, let's go
shiat along the beach now
Where they want, I don't know
They're all clenched up and ready to go
 
2022-09-28 11:10:24 PM  
Great. I just came from there. Fark me. Thanks, Trump
 
2022-09-28 11:18:04 PM  
Little Deuce Coupe (Remastered)
Youtube TH2MXxoQTLY
 
2022-09-28 11:22:41 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: What about Echo Beach?

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2022-09-28 11:22:46 PM  
"Unsafe levels of fecal bacteria can cause diarrhea"...which leads to more fecal bacteria
 
2022-09-28 11:52:37 PM  
YOB - Adrift in the Ocean
Youtube wnijxVBQ1A4
 
2022-09-29 12:18:14 AM  
Huh... no idea there was another rockaway beach.  I thought, oh yeah, makes sense, aging combined sewers on the eastern seaboard...

And it turns out it's some beach in the middle of bumfark nowhere, Oregon.  Like... does anyone swim up there?  It's cold as balls even in Northern California. And where is a poop coming from?  I'm so confused.
 
2022-09-29 12:31:12 AM  
I love how the report relays all the possible culprits of fecal bacteria in the water but there's no definitive indication as to what the actual source is. And will there be fines or penalties handed out or is this just acceptable daily living these days?
 
2022-09-29 12:35:26 AM  
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2022-09-29 2:38:24 AM  

bingethinker: DarkSoulNoHope: What about Echo Beach?

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I like Toyah Wilcox's version better than the original.
 
2022-09-29 4:01:59 AM  
I park here and play The Ramones every time I'm in town.

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You can get a corn dog pronto pup (corn dog but with pancake batter instead of corn) and let your kids ride the pronto pup.

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/waddaya mean, "off topic" subby brought it up
 
2022-09-29 7:00:10 AM  

Akuinnen: It was pooop lobster
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Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're swimming in a high fecal matter zone
Swimming in a high fecal matter zone
 
2022-09-29 7:16:46 AM  

MythDragon: "Unsafe levels of fecal bacteria can cause diarrhea"...which leads to more fecal bacteria


Life finds a way
 
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