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(Jerusalem Post)   The People's Front of Judea hereby declares its undying loyalty to....Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamene of Iran. Farking splitters   ( divider line
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2022-09-28 9:02:46 PM  
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DarkSoulNoHope: OgreMagi: Marrying very young girls off to old men seems to be a common theme amongst extremist religious cults.  Whether it's mormons, muslims, jews, or christians - the extremists all insist it's part of god's plan.

Hopefully the music is better in certain cults:

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"And then it was revealed I was the true messiah.  Anyway, here's Wonderwall."
2022-09-28 8:58:37 PM  
3 votes:
Religion of peace.
2022-09-28 9:02:30 PM  
3 votes:
The Spanish Inquisition - Mel Brooks
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2022-09-29 12:17:04 AM  
3 votes:

anuran: They have proceeded to get kicked out of every country they've moved to

That's an impressive commitment to Jewish tradition.
2022-09-28 8:54:00 PM  
1 vote:
It's not that weird.  Just look at how many Americans admire Viktor Orbán because he uses liberal as a dirty word.
2022-09-28 8:55:03 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure Dr. Sheldon Cooper proposed a New Jerusalem in Season One Episode 12 of TBBT.

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2022-09-28 8:55:24 PM  
1 vote:
"Kept in subhuman conditions"

South park - Kenny in mexico
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2022-09-28 8:58:02 PM  
1 vote:
I think you know you've made some mistakes in the past when you're forced to retreat to Iran....
2022-09-28 9:03:28 PM  
1 vote:
"Lev Tahor" in French+English means "Raise your Whore".
Maybe they mean "raise" like spiritually?
2022-09-28 10:40:08 PM  
1 vote:
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