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(Jerusalem Post)   The People's Front of Judea hereby declares its undying loyalty to....Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamene of Iran. Farking splitters   (jpost.com) divider line
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2022-09-28 8:50:39 PM  
"Among the laws of the sect are requiring women to cover themselves in black from head to toe, and forcing young girls to be wed to older men"

Tantum religio portuit suadere malorum.
 
2022-09-28 8:54:00 PM  
It's not that weird.  Just look at how many Americans admire Viktor Orbán because he uses liberal as a dirty word.
 
2022-09-28 8:54:34 PM  
Marrying very young girls off to old men seems to be a common theme amongst extremist religious cults.  Whether it's mormons, muslims, jews, or christians - the extremists all insist it's part of god's plan.
 
2022-09-28 8:55:03 PM  
I'm pretty sure Dr. Sheldon Cooper proposed a New Jerusalem in Season One Episode 12 of TBBT.

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2022-09-28 8:55:24 PM  
"Kept in subhuman conditions"

South park - Kenny in mexico
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2022-09-28 8:56:23 PM  

OgreMagi: Marrying very young girls off to old men seems to be a common theme amongst extremist religious cults.  Whether it's mormons, muslims, jews, or christians - the extremists all insist it's part of god's plan.


Hopefully the music is better in certain cults:

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2022-09-28 8:58:02 PM  
I think you know you've made some mistakes in the past when you're forced to retreat to Iran....
 
2022-09-28 8:58:37 PM  
Religion of peace.
 
2022-09-28 8:58:59 PM  
No notes. Hopefully this helps women escape their cult and young men get their head right.
 
2022-09-28 9:01:01 PM  
Not that weird.  Fundie cultists just the Judaism edition - everybody's got 'em.  About as Jewish as psycho old time religion Christian fundies are, and following the same patterns of abuse
 
2022-09-28 9:02:07 PM  
Misogynistic, domineering, lunatic fringe Abrahamic cult swears allegiance to slightly different flavour of misogynistic, domineering, lunatic fringe Abrahamic cult leader.
 
2022-09-28 9:02:30 PM  
The Spanish Inquisition - Mel Brooks
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2022-09-28 9:02:46 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: OgreMagi: Marrying very young girls off to old men seems to be a common theme amongst extremist religious cults.  Whether it's mormons, muslims, jews, or christians - the extremists all insist it's part of god's plan.

Hopefully the music is better in certain cults:

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"And then it was revealed I was the true messiah.  Anyway, here's Wonderwall."
 
2022-09-28 9:03:28 PM  
"Lev Tahor" in French+English means "Raise your Whore".
Maybe they mean "raise" like spiritually?
 
2022-09-28 9:11:42 PM  
But...but....but......RELIGIOUS FREEDOMS!
 
2022-09-28 9:41:50 PM  
They ran away from North of Montréal when authorities come smelling around.
Yes, given their hygienic practices, smelling is the correct verb.
 
2022-09-28 9:56:18 PM  

Porous Horace: "Lev Tahor" in French+English means "Raise your Whore".
Maybe they mean "raise" like spiritually?


In Hebrew it means "pure [of] heart," so of course it's a cult that sexually abuses children.
 
2022-09-28 10:24:34 PM  
Their membership has been located in countries throughout the world including in New York...

Look, I get that a lot of Americans think New York is weird and aren't fans of the place, but that still doesn't make it an independent country.
 
2022-09-28 10:40:08 PM  
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
 
2022-09-28 10:59:35 PM  
"in the Central American country"
Mexico is in North America.
 
2022-09-29 12:04:17 AM  
Lev Tahor are chiroptera dung crazy even by charedi standards. They've been chased out of Israel for being oppressively religious and ignoring all the laws. And when you consider that Satmar and the Gerrer Chassidim are accepted that's an accomplishment. They have proceeded to get kicked out of every country they've moved to for law, child care and education standards, and a bunch of other violations.

As you would expect, they like their girls to be married before their permanent teeth are all in. They also, unlike every other flavor of Judaism, where burqas. They also believe that Jews should always be an independent religious community in other countries, not beholden to the legal system. And they support the forcible extinction of Israel and Israelis (although they were happy to take welfare payments from the government).

In short, cult with a capital "Toxic".
 
2022-09-29 12:17:04 AM  

anuran: They have proceeded to get kicked out of every country they've moved to


That's an impressive commitment to Jewish tradition.
 
2022-09-29 12:39:43 AM  

Klyukva: anuran: They have proceeded to get kicked out of every country they've moved to

That's an impressive commitment to Jewish tradition.


No kidding
 
2022-09-29 12:53:18 AM  

Klyukva: anuran: They have proceeded to get kicked out of every country they've moved to

That's an impressive commitment to Jewish tradition.


The Russian tradition of allying with Nazis is also an impressive tradition.
 
2022-09-29 8:22:09 AM  
Mexico has immigration police?  That kinda implies that they have immigration law, and enforce it somehow, within their borders.

Also: the article is weird. They conducted a raid at a detention facility?  Why do you have to raid a facility where people are already detained?
 
2022-09-29 9:39:36 AM  
I'm starting to think all religions are nuts. Hmmm.....
 
2022-09-29 11:02:10 AM  

anuran: They have proceeded to get kicked out of every country they've moved to for law, child care and education standards, and a bunch of other violations.


They mostly don't get kicked out. They run away in the night when the local authorities, especially child protection, start scrutinizing them.
 
2022-09-29 12:55:09 PM  

capt.hollister: anuran: They have proceeded to get kicked out of every country they've moved to for law, child care and education standards, and a bunch of other violations.

They mostly don't get kicked out. They run away in the night when the local authorities, especially child protection, start scrutinizing them.


Eh, potaytoe/spud. By this point word has gotten around. "Those pukes? Show up in a uniform wife a bunch of papers and they will be out of your country in minutes."
 
2022-09-29 12:57:22 PM  

erewhon the opinionated: I'm starting to think all religions are nuts. Hmmm.....


The fact that religious people keep saying these guys nd ones like them are bad should tell you you're not as smart as you think you are. But please. Get back to stroking your throbbing hate-on while patting yourself on the back
 
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