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2022-09-28 4:17:49 PM  
I'm really tired of all these farking books filled with information that would have been more relevant a while ago.

Jared looks like Data if they wanted to make him look less human.
 
2022-09-28 4:50:44 PM  

Mugato: I'm really tired of all these farking books filled with information that would have been more relevant a while ago.

Jared looks like Data if they wanted to make him look less human.


I get the feeling we heard this one way back in about 2019, pre covid.
 
2022-09-28 5:11:45 PM  
From the nepotism that Republicans say is rampant among Democrats but OK when Republicans do it.

Those two never had any business being even NEAR the WH, let alone work in it.
 
2022-09-28 6:07:14 PM  

FatherChaos: From the nepotism that Republicans say is rampant among Democrats but OK when Republicans do it.

Those two never had any business being even NEAR the WH, let alone work in it.


Neither did Trump
 
2022-09-28 6:09:13 PM  
Did they get a paycheck for being White House advisors?
 
2022-09-28 6:09:37 PM  
I highly doubt that he'd fire Ivanka with all the lap time she's been providing him for all these years
 
2022-09-28 6:10:12 PM  
Before Ginsburg's death in 2020 created a last-minute Supreme Court vacancy that Trump filled just ahead of the presidential election, Haberman writes that Trump would make light of the justice's deteriorating health.
Trump would clasp his hands and look skyward, Haberman writes. "Please God. Please watch over her. Every life is precious," Trump said, before almost winking and looking at his aides. "How's she doing?"
When another visitor came to the Oval Office, Trump asked, "She gonna make it? How much longer you think she has?"


That's not surprising at all.  Just, my god, what an asshole.
 
2022-09-28 6:10:13 PM  

mrmopar5287: Did they get a paycheck for being White House advisors?


Is a $2 billion handout from the Saudis considered a paycheck?
 
2022-09-28 6:11:26 PM  

Bugerz: mrmopar5287: Did they get a paycheck for being White House advisors?

Is a $2 billion handout from the Saudis considered a paycheck?


What you call a handout, I call blood money.
 
2022-09-28 6:12:13 PM  
From a cannon.
 
2022-09-28 6:13:21 PM  

Mugato: would have been more relevant a while ago.


It was never actually relevant.
 
2022-09-28 6:14:25 PM  

Botkin of the Yard: Before Ginsburg's death in 2020 created a last-minute Supreme Court vacancy that Trump filled just ahead of the presidential election, Haberman writes that Trump would make light of the justice's deteriorating health.
Trump would clasp his hands and look skyward, Haberman writes. "Please God. Please watch over her. Every life is precious," Trump said, before almost winking and looking at his aides. "How's she doing?"
When another visitor came to the Oval Office, Trump asked, "She gonna make it? How much longer you think she has?"

That's not surprising at all.  Just, my god, what an asshole.


Yes, he is because she was a decent human who made a stupid decision to not retire, but 95% of the PolTab is saying the same thing about TFG every day.

In fact, my morning prayer is to turn on the news and see that the TFG family tree has been completely eliminated from existence. EVERY.SINGLE.ONE.
 
2022-09-28 6:14:51 PM  
Someone thinks he'd fire his farkdoll and his link to saudi arabia?  lol.
 
2022-09-28 6:17:03 PM  
White House spokesmodel and intelligence leak in chief.

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2022-09-28 6:17:34 PM  
This is just one "author" with a political axe to grind.

I think we should wait it out and see where the actual investigations lead before making any assumptions.
 
2022-09-28 6:18:13 PM  
The media lies and entertains you with Trumpism.
 
2022-09-28 6:18:53 PM  

Geotpf: From a cannon.


Into the sun
 
2022-09-28 6:19:08 PM  
Why did Ivanka bit the mushroom with her teeth?
 
2022-09-28 6:20:27 PM  
What? After all Jared did to bring peace to the Middle East, and Ivanka... umm Ivanka... LOOK AT THOSE BEANS!
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2022-09-28 6:21:14 PM  

Halfabee64: White House spokesmodel and intelligence leak in chief.

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Aw Gotdammit!
 
2022-09-28 6:21:49 PM  
Fired?  Suuuure.

He still wants her to sit on his lap tho.
 
2022-09-28 6:22:46 PM  
That is not how you spell disown
 
2022-09-28 6:23:30 PM  

Botkin of the Yard: That's not surprising at all.  Just, my god, what an asshole.


You think liberals aren't thinking about Bush or Trump dropping dead when they were President? You think they don't want a stroke or heart attack or whatever to strike down Clarence Thomas or any of the other conservative SCOTUS justices? How naïve.
 
2022-09-28 6:24:51 PM  

DannyBrandt: This is just one "author" with a political axe to grind.


She doesn't have an axe to grind - she's got fat stacks of cash to make as a side job. Fark's been all over the articles about how horrible her journalistic integrity is for hiding all this stuff from real news publishing as the political reporter for the NY Times, keeping it back to sell a book and bank a few million in the process.
 
2022-09-28 6:26:07 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Someone thinks he'd fire his farkdoll and his link to saudi arabia?  lol.


Yeah, I doubt that, too.

They both know too many secrets.
 
2022-09-28 6:27:05 PM  

clintster: What? After all Jared did to bring peace to the Middle East, and Ivanka... umm Ivanka... LOOK AT THOSE BEANS!
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If you can spend like $5 million on getting your cheeks, nose, and chin to look "perfect" in your own opinion, can't you spend like $5 on a bottle of Pantene conditioner so that your hair doesn't look like a poorly dyed, sun crusted flat carpet?
 
2022-09-28 6:29:19 PM  
We have something like 350 million people in the US (whatever the actual number doesn't matter).  We can't get enough candidates without children to cover all positions?

Vote for the childless.  End nepotism.  Even better if their parents are dead from natural causes.  And they don't have siblings.

Ideally team blue should be researching artificial wombs and producing pod persxns that are engineered for serving the collective.  No family at all.  And designed to have the collective as their reason for being.  With genetically programmed fast maturation and short lives so they are efficient but can't develop any real power.

Problem solved.
 
2022-09-28 6:33:04 PM  
Somewhere are worms that will have to eat his fat, disgusting corpse.
 
2022-09-28 6:34:57 PM  

Mugato: I'm really tired of all these farking books filled with information that would have been more relevant a while ago.

Jared looks like Data if they wanted to make him look less human.


"Relevant" in the sense of changing anyone's mind? I doubt there was ever a time when it could have accomplished that. This one will just reinforce what every smart person already thinks of him, and be dismissed as fake news by his supporters. Just like many others that have come before it.
 
2022-09-28 6:35:31 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Somewhere are worms that will have to eat his fat, disgusting corpse.


We have the tech to shoot the great maga king into a black hole.  Then it either becomes part of a singularity and isolated from our space time, or hopefully some other universe's problem.
 
2022-09-28 6:36:29 PM  

FatherChaos: From the nepotism that Republicans say is rampant among Democrats but OK when Republicans do it.

Those two three never had any business being even NEAR the WH, let alone work in it.


Fixed. bunkie never had any business being there either.
 
2022-09-28 6:36:44 PM  
A handbag designer/bean model and the son of a rich guy/felon had so much to offer.
 
2022-09-28 6:38:13 PM  
mrmopar5287 You think liberals aren't thinking about Bush or Trump dropping dead when they were President? You think they don't want a stroke or heart attack or whatever to strike down Clarence Thomas or any of the other conservative SCOTUS justices? How naïve.

Bush? No, he was a disaster but not a sociopath or whatever the accurate term is to describe Trump's pathology.  Ginsburg spent her life trying to do good work and was apparently a decent human being.  Thomas is not a decent human being and he's doing enormous damage to the country.  Whether he retires or dies hearing a case I will view it as something of a deliverance.

I think Trump is the first politician I've ever hoped to see drop dead.  He delights in cruelty and tried to overthrow our government.  As I've said here, the day that finally happens I will head to the nearest decent watering hole and order a snifter of something expensive.
 
2022-09-28 6:38:59 PM  

mrmopar5287: Did they get a paycheck for being White House advisors?


The grifting was pretty lucrative. Do you think they were qualified to be there?
 
2022-09-28 6:40:14 PM  
OhioUGrad In fact, my morning prayer is to turn on the news and see that the TFG family tree has been completely eliminated from existence. EVERY.SINGLE.ONE.

It wouldn't surprise me if his kids look forward to the day he's gone.  They're awful people too of course.
 
2022-09-28 6:45:03 PM  
To be fair, Jared iseffete.
 
2022-09-28 6:47:10 PM  

Mugato: I'm really tired of all these farking books filled with information that would have been more relevant a while ago.

Jared looks like Data if they wanted to make him look less human.


In civilized countries its against the law to make profit from your crimes...even if your profit is from the book you wrote about your crimes, the money would be seized and distributed to your victims.
 
2022-09-28 6:47:27 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Someone thinks he'd fire his farkdoll and his link to saudi arabia?  lol.


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2022-09-28 6:48:02 PM  

Botkin of the Yard: OhioUGrad In fact, my morning prayer is to turn on the news and see that the TFG family tree has been completely eliminated from existence. EVERY.SINGLE.ONE.

It wouldn't surprise me if his kids look forward to the day he's gone.  They're awful people too of course.


You won't see them grieve until they realize that he had no money to will to them.
 
2022-09-28 6:49:01 PM  

saturn badger: Teddy Brosevelt: Someone thinks he'd fire his farkdoll and his link to saudi arabia?  lol.

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They look like they're about to get a surprise visit from Borat.
 
2022-09-28 6:57:22 PM  

clintster: What? After all Jared did to bring peace to the Middle East, and Ivanka... umm Ivanka... LOOK AT THOSE BEANS!
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I wonder if they teach product display techniques in the marketing class at Wharton.
 
2022-09-28 7:04:19 PM  

mrmopar5287: Botkin of the Yard: That's not surprising at all.  Just, my god, what an asshole.

You think liberals aren't thinking about Bush or Trump dropping dead when they were President? You think they don't want a stroke or heart attack or whatever to strike down Clarence Thomas or any of the other conservative SCOTUS justices? How naïve.


Well, you caught us. Caught us yearning for the day evil dies. We're so sorry we're not perfect and pious. We shall go take a warm bath and quietly open a vein to numb our unending pain.
 
2022-09-28 7:04:29 PM  
From a cannon, I hope
 
2022-09-28 7:04:34 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: We have something like 350 million people in the US (whatever the actual number doesn't matter).  We can't get enough candidates without children to cover all positions?

Vote for the childless.  End nepotism.  Even better if their parents are dead from natural causes.  And they don't have siblings.

Ideally team blue should be researching artificial wombs and producing pod persxns that are engineered for serving the collective.  No family at all.  And designed to have the collective as their reason for being.  With genetically programmed fast maturation and short lives so they are efficient but can't develop any real power.

Problem solved.


Larry Niven called those Protectors.  They ended being xenophobes and wiped out civilizations, until they found a species of scavengers that only ate carrion they gave funerals to.
 
2022-09-28 7:06:28 PM  

Krieghund: Mugato: would have been more relevant a while ago.

It was never actually relevant.


I don't mean just this.
 
2022-09-28 7:09:34 PM  
Bad suby, bad. They had security clearances and duties. They were horrible at the tasks they were assigned and we would have been better off if Kelly had kept his yap shut and let TFG tweet fire them.
 
2022-09-28 7:15:10 PM  
Please. Any family business is the same from New England, to the South, to the Mid West, to the West Coast, to the Great Plains.

"Hurrrrr! Terrible, get fired, asshole! See you Monday!"
 
2022-09-28 7:20:55 PM  
I hope someone gets their hands on the digital format of this book and floods torrent sites with it ala John Bolton.

Don't let MAGAie make a farkin nickel
 
2022-09-28 7:21:12 PM  

invictus2: Why did Ivanka bit the mushroom with her teeth?


To get to the other side
 
2022-09-28 7:31:04 PM  

Mugato: I'm really tired of all these farking books filled with information that would have been more relevant a while ago.

Jared looks like Data if they wanted to make him look less human.


This IS funniest!
 
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