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2022-09-28 5:35:27 PM  
Pepper spray is a novel approach to picking up women. But then I thought negging was kind of stupid.
 
2022-09-28 7:23:06 PM  
"incel," a member of an online community of men who call themselves involuntary celibates and express rage against women.

The more I think of it, incel isn't correct. They're voluntarily incels.  Cels.  Anyone else would work their hardest to actually become pleasant, dateable people.  These people just want quick hacks.

So no. They're not incels.  They're just lazy.
 
2022-09-28 8:15:37 PM  

koder: So no. They're not incels.  They're just lazy.


This is a better way to describe them.
 
2022-09-28 9:47:00 PM  
A 25-year-old Anaheim man and self-proclaimed "incel" is scheduled to be arraigned next month...


Is there any other kind?
 
2022-09-28 9:47:55 PM  
He looks like a date-rapist. His preferred soundtrack to which is Nickelback.
 
2022-09-28 9:49:01 PM  
Santa Clara Men's Cross County

Cross county?
 
2022-09-28 9:50:04 PM  

koder: "incel," a member of an online community of men who call themselves involuntary celibates and express rage against women.

The more I think of it, incel isn't correct. They're voluntarily incels.  Cels.  Anyone else would work their hardest to actually become pleasant, dateable people.  These people just want quick hacks.

So no. They're not incels.  They're just lazy.


It's a stage. And it normally follows your age, because you don't know what you don't know.

If you are an incel by 30, you know why, or you are fully bottling your piss and upset your parents are kicking you out of the basement for no justifiable reason despite the fact you haven't had a job for 8 years.
 
2022-09-28 9:51:17 PM  
You might find a woman with a pepper spray fetish but you're going about it wrong. Maybe some dinner first IDK.
 
2022-09-28 9:52:10 PM  
Insane in the membrane
 
2022-09-28 9:53:01 PM  
Self-proclaimed 'incel' who targeted women, posted videos of his attacks on YouTube, arrested

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/oblig
 
2022-09-28 9:53:26 PM  
I remember him posting this shiat online. Cringe arse fark.
 
2022-09-28 9:54:33 PM  
"Man, I no matter how creepy I get, I cannot find some skanky slut to satisfy every perversion I can conjure up. I've even done that weird messaging thing where I actually write stuff like "*sweating profusely, looking downward, and wringing my hands* *gulp* "how do you do, fair maiden?"

"Those whores never want a nice guy.l"


"Why can't I get laid?!? I know, I'll just physically assault those biatches. That'll show 'em how much of a nice guy I am."
 
2022-09-28 9:55:35 PM  

danvon: "Man, I no matter how creepy I get, I cannot find some skanky slut to satisfy every perversion I can conjure up. I've even done that weird messaging thing where I actually write stuff like "*sweating profusely, looking downward, and wringing my hands* *gulp* "how do you do, fair maiden?"

"Those whores never want a nice guy.l"


"Why can't I get laid?!? I know, I'll just physically assault those biatches. That'll show 'em how much of a nice guy I am."


*puts on his robe and wizard hat*
 
2022-09-28 9:55:54 PM  
He is a danger to society, and must be dealt with properly.  Life imprisonment in Gitmo sounds like a fair punishment.
 
2022-09-28 9:57:45 PM  
Well, now he's going to be involuntarily sexually active.

I guess it's one of life's little ironies.
 
2022-09-28 9:57:52 PM  

koder: "incel," a member of an online community of men who call themselves involuntary celibates and express rage against women.

The more I think of it, incel isn't correct. They're voluntarily incels.  Cels.  Anyone else would work their hardest to actually become pleasant, dateable people.  These people just want quick hacks.

So no. They're not incels.  They're just lazy.


There could also be some mental problems at work.

For this guy, I would think so.
 
2022-09-28 9:59:52 PM  
Hell in a Cell is vastly superior:

The Undertaker throws Mankind off the top of the Hell in a Cell: June 28, 1998 - King of the Ring
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2022-09-28 10:02:53 PM  
Dudes got their prefixes mixed up. Excel or Incel
Excel at something and women or men will want to be a part of your life of being awesome. You'll even develope some relationship skills along the way.
Sitting in the basement talking online to a bunch of whining lazy woe is me losers only gets you more woe. Relationship skills with whining losers is only beneficial if you're being paid as their therapist.
 
2022-09-28 10:03:12 PM  
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2022-09-28 10:07:50 PM  

Patmaniac: Dudes got their prefixes mixed up. Excel or Incel
Excel at something and women or men will want to be a part of your life of being awesome. You'll even develope some relationship skills along the way.
Sitting in the basement talking online to a bunch of whining lazy woe is me losers only gets you more woe. Relationship skills with whining losers is only beneficial if you're being paid as their therapist.


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2022-09-28 10:19:24 PM  
 
2022-09-28 10:25:19 PM  

New Rising Sun: A 25-year-old Anaheim man and self-proclaimed "incel" is scheduled to be arraigned next month...


Is there any other kind?


Sure.  There are people who identify as Ace, or people who take vows of celibacy for religious reasons (I mean, yes, lots of Catholic priests end up being pedos as a straight numerical statistic, and some fool around with women too, but lots of them live celibately.)  Even technically, people who are just taking a break from being sexually active could qualify as being celibate.  (And technically there seems to be some confusion in their terminology as to the difference between celibacy and chastity, and of course, someone could be involuntarily celibate without being an incel.) 

Unless, of course you are saying there is no type of incel that isn't arraigned.  Again, that's one of those statistical things... I'm sure there are a few nutters who identify as incels who manage to not get arrested... maybe they use a VPN and never get out of their mother's basement to interact with women in a way that gets them arrested, for instance. 

/There was that video of the incel who then went on to kill several coeds who kept saying 'I don't know why women always go for the a**hole instead of me', again, right before he went on a shooting spree.  What a nice fella.
 
2022-09-28 10:27:04 PM  
He was using pepper spray but he has salt to spare.

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2022-09-28 10:31:36 PM  
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2022-09-28 10:32:59 PM  

HoratioGates: New Rising Sun: A 25-year-old Anaheim man and self-proclaimed "incel" is scheduled to be arraigned next month...


Is there any other kind?

Sure.  There are people who identify as Ace, or people who take vows of celibacy for religious reasons (I mean, yes, lots of Catholic priests end up being pedos as a straight numerical statistic, and some fool around with women too, but lots of them live celibately.)  Even technically, people who are just taking a break from being sexually active could qualify as being celibate.  (And technically there seems to be some confusion in their terminology as to the difference between celibacy and chastity, and of course, someone could be involuntarily celibate without being an incel.) 

Unless, of course you are saying there is no type of incel that isn't arraigned.  Again, that's one of those statistical things... I'm sure there are a few nutters who identify as incels who manage to not get arrested... maybe they use a VPN and never get out of their mother's basement to interact with women in a way that gets them arrested, for instance. 

/There was that video of the incel who then went on to kill several coeds who kept saying 'I don't know why women always go for the a**hole instead of me', again, right before he went on a shooting spree.  What a nice fella.


I'd suspect the key word is "involuntarily" there.  But yeah, there are some.  Often with physical or mental handicaps, or in some cases both.  Some people just plain can't, much as they'd like to
 
2022-09-28 10:34:33 PM  

koder: "incel," a member of an online community of men who call themselves involuntary celibates and express rage against women.

The more I think of it, incel isn't correct. They're voluntarily incels.  Cels.  Anyone else would work their hardest to actually become pleasant, dateable people.  These people just want quick hacks.

So no. They're not incels.  They're just lazy.


You misspelled "assholes"
 
2022-09-28 10:34:41 PM  
Woah.. Coolio died.
 
2022-09-28 10:40:05 PM  
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I don't even understand this. I am way worse looking than this guy. I'm almost 50 and can't even grow a full beard, nor a full head of hair anymore. I have not had a problem having sex with women when I wanted to. Most of the time sex literally fell into my lap.

This guy looks like a cheap Jesus, but c'mon, on a bad night at the bar or whatever social event, SOMEONE would at least talk to him once. I've been the "well, you're here" farked-guy enough to know. Sometimes all you have to do is stay awake longer than everyone else. I met my first long term girlfriend that way.

If you look like that and can't get "end of the night laid" then you aren't an incel, you are a "losecel." Something in you doesn't want to get laid, like you want to lose the game.
 
2022-09-28 10:40:10 PM  
Be honest, subby....how long you been sitting on that headline?


Great job, btw
 
2022-09-28 10:43:39 PM  
You only pepper spray them a little.  Then ignore them.  They'll be back begging for more.
 
2022-09-28 10:48:04 PM  

koder: "incel," a member of an online community of men who call themselves involuntary celibates and express rage against women.

The more I think of it, incel isn't correct. They're voluntarily incels.  Cels.  Anyone else would work their hardest to actually become pleasant, dateable people.  These people just want quick hacks.

So no. They're not incels.  They're just lazy.


It's all a neo-nazi recruitment strategy, so, there's that too.
 
2022-09-28 10:49:10 PM  

Lsherm: [Fark user image 745x413]

I don't even understand this. I am way worse looking than this guy. I'm almost 50 and can't even grow a full beard, nor a full head of hair anymore. I have not had a problem having sex with women when I wanted to. Most of the time sex literally fell into my lap.

This guy looks like a cheap Jesus, but c'mon, on a bad night at the bar or whatever social event, SOMEONE would at least talk to him once. I've been the "well, you're here" farked-guy enough to know. Sometimes all you have to do is stay awake longer than everyone else. I met my first long term girlfriend that way.

If you look like that and can't get "end of the night laid" then you aren't an incel, you are a "losecel." Something in you doesn't want to get laid, like you want to lose the game.


False flag op?  No way you pick this guy in a game of "guess the Incel" with his picture and a dozen farkers.
 
2022-09-28 10:52:00 PM  

Akuinnen: Woah.. Coolio died.


Huh. An end of the 90s.
 
2022-09-28 10:52:54 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Lsherm: [Fark user image 745x413]

I don't even understand this. I am way worse looking than this guy. I'm almost 50 and can't even grow a full beard, nor a full head of hair anymore. I have not had a problem having sex with women when I wanted to. Most of the time sex literally fell into my lap.

This guy looks like a cheap Jesus, but c'mon, on a bad night at the bar or whatever social event, SOMEONE would at least talk to him once. I've been the "well, you're here" farked-guy enough to know. Sometimes all you have to do is stay awake longer than everyone else. I met my first long term girlfriend that way.

If you look like that and can't get "end of the night laid" then you aren't an incel, you are a "losecel." Something in you doesn't want to get laid, like you want to lose the game.

False flag op?  No way you pick this guy in a game of "guess the Incel" with his picture and a dozen farkers.


That's the picture from the news story in the link. This isn't the guy?
 
2022-09-28 10:53:35 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: Akuinnen: Woah.. Coolio died.

Huh. An end of the 90s.


I will burn my JNCO's jeans in his honor.
 
2022-09-28 10:58:24 PM  

fatalvenom: He looks like a date-rapist. His preferred soundtrack to which is Nickelback.


I hate Nickelback, but even I think this is unfair to Nickelback.
 
2022-09-28 11:05:38 PM  

Lsherm: Sometimes all youhave to do is stay awake longer than everyone else. I met my first long term girlfriend that way.


Okay, Bill Cosby.
 
2022-09-28 11:07:35 PM  

Lsherm: [Fark user image image 745x413]

I don't even understand this. I am way worse looking than this guy. I'm almost 50 and can't even grow a full beard, nor a full head of hair anymore. I have not had a problem having sex with women when I wanted to. Most of the time sex literally fell into my lap.

This guy looks like a cheap Jesus, but c'mon, on a bad night at the bar or whatever social event, SOMEONE would at least talk to him once. I've been the "well, you're here" farked-guy enough to know. Sometimes all you have to do is stay awake longer than everyone else. I met my first long term girlfriend that way.

If you look like that and can't get "end of the night laid" then you aren't an incel, you are a "losecel." Something in you doesn't want to get laid, like you want to lose the game.


Maybe he's 5'2" and has a micropenis.

/And, you know, a really terrible personality
 
2022-09-28 11:09:26 PM  

Eat The Placenta: Lsherm: Sometimes all youhave to do is stay awake longer than everyone else. I met my first long term girlfriend that way.

Okay, Bill Cosby.


Wasn't sure to smart or funny it, but went with the funny.
 
2022-09-28 11:09:58 PM  

New Rising Sun: A 25-year-old Anaheim man and self-proclaimed "incel" is scheduled to be arraigned next month...


Is there any other kind?


Yes, there is also the kind that you can call incel on the Fandom tab because they like different Star Wars movies than you.
 
2022-09-28 11:15:16 PM  
Lsherm:Wasn't sure to smart or funny it, but went with the funny.

Muchas gracias mi amigo. I enjoyed your post, but that one sentence brought on a twisted interpretation that I couldn't resist. :)
 
2022-09-28 11:17:04 PM  
If you're attacking people based on a specific criteria, such as their biological sex, is it actually indiscriminate?
 
2022-09-28 11:17:36 PM  

EvilEgg: Pepper spray is a novel approach to picking up women. But then I thought negging was kind of stupid.


I prefer chloroform.
 
2022-09-28 11:22:02 PM  

Eat The Placenta: Lsherm:Wasn't sure to smart or funny it, but went with the funny.

Muchas gracias mi amigo. I enjoyed your post, but that one sentence brought on a twisted interpretation that I couldn't resist. :)


In that story everyone forgets she stayed up longer than everyone else, too.
 
2022-09-28 11:25:42 PM  

Lsherm: [Fark user image image 745x413]

I don't even understand this. I am way worse looking than this guy. I'm almost 50 and can't even grow a full beard, nor a full head of hair anymore. I have not had a problem having sex with women when I wanted to. Most of the time sex literally fell into my lap.

This guy looks like a cheap Jesus, but c'mon, on a bad night at the bar or whatever social event, SOMEONE would at least talk to him once. I've been the "well, you're here" farked-guy enough to know. Sometimes all you have to do is stay awake longer than everyone else. I met my first long term girlfriend that way.

If you look like that and can't get "end of the night laid" then you aren't an incel, you are a "losecel." Something in you doesn't want to get laid, like you want to lose the game.


He ain't that bad looking, tbh. Wash & brush the hair, put on a Ford/Chevy/Peterbilt ballcap & plaid flannel shirt, and hit up a country western dance bar. By last call, he'll be looking like Republican Jesus through the beer goggles & won't actually NEED to approach the 30 year olds with tramp stamps: they'll be on him like vultures in Death Valley.
 
2022-09-28 11:26:54 PM  

HighZoolander: Well, now he's going to be involuntarily sexually active.


Wanna bet?

"Welcome to C block! It's your first day, so might as well start it off by getting in the barrel."
 
2022-09-28 11:34:13 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Lsherm: [Fark user image 745x413]

I don't even understand this. I am way worse looking than this guy. I'm almost 50 and can't even grow a full beard, nor a full head of hair anymore. I have not had a problem having sex with women when I wanted to. Most of the time sex literally fell into my lap.

This guy looks like a cheap Jesus, but c'mon, on a bad night at the bar or whatever social event, SOMEONE would at least talk to him once. I've been the "well, you're here" farked-guy enough to know. Sometimes all you have to do is stay awake longer than everyone else. I met my first long term girlfriend that way.

If you look like that and can't get "end of the night laid" then you aren't an incel, you are a "losecel." Something in you doesn't want to get laid, like you want to lose the game.

False flag op?  No way you pick this guy in a game of "guess the Incel" with his picture and a dozen farkers.


A guy mentioned elsewhere in the thread who went on a shooting spree didn't look like quasimodo, either, IIRC. I guess it was the ugliness inside their heads that was driving away women.
 
2022-09-28 11:34:19 PM  

Lsherm: [Fark user image image 745x413]

I don't even understand this. I am way worse looking than this guy. I'm almost 50 and can't even grow a full beard, nor a full head of hair anymore. I have not had a problem having sex with women when I wanted to. Most of the time sex literally fell into my lap.

This guy looks like a cheap Jesus, but c'mon, on a bad night at the bar or whatever social event, SOMEONE would at least talk to him once. I've been the "well, you're here" farked-guy enough to know. Sometimes all you have to do is stay awake longer than everyone else. I met my first long term girlfriend that way.

If you look like that and can't get "end of the night laid" then you aren't an incel, you are a "losecel." Something in you doesn't want to get laid, like you want to lose the game.


Looks like Bam Margera's younger brother.
 
2022-09-28 11:37:41 PM  
"Young is charged with four counts of assault with force likely to produce great bodily injury"
When cops pepper spray someone, it is a "complience technique" and they say "oh you'll be fine in a few minutes." Kids, pregnant women, grandmas, doesn't matter, it's just pepper spray.
But when a non cop does it (not that in anyway I think it was ok for him to do so) it's "likely to cause great bodily injury"

"He also faces sentencing enhancements for hate crime and personal use of a deadly weapon"

As opposed to public use of a deadly weapon? Like a bunch of people all grab the same bat and hit people as part of a group effort?
 
2022-09-28 11:44:09 PM  

MythDragon: "Young is charged with four counts of assault with force likely to produce great bodily injury"
When cops pepper spray someone, it is a "complience technique" and they say "oh you'll be fine in a few minutes." Kids, pregnant women, grandmas, doesn't matter, it's just pepper spray.
But when a non cop does it (not that in anyway I think it was ok for him to do so) it's "likely to cause great bodily injury"

"He also faces sentencing enhancements for hate crime and personal use of a deadly weapon"

As opposed to public use of a deadly weapon? Like a bunch of people all grab the same bat and hit people as part of a group effort?


I've never checked to see if my local library lets you check out pepper spray. Probably the extra $2 charge like DVDs.
 
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