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(Fox 35 Orlando)   Actual headline: Florida woman spots heart in clouds over Orlando as Hurricane Ian nears: 'We'll be fine'   (fox35orlando.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Tropical cyclone, Hurricane Ian, Flood, LIVE BLOG, Sarah Shannon Moncho of Orlando, Storm, Hurricane Katrina, Weather  
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2022-09-28 11:09:48 AM  
Seriously hoping her roof goes literally through her ass, just to shut people like her up.

Seriously, this kind of  crap thinking can have very real consequences for others.
 
2022-09-28 11:32:17 AM  

BenSaw2: Seriously hoping her roof goes literally through her ass, just to shut people like her up.

Seriously, this kind of  crap thinking can have very real consequences for others.


Don't blame her, stupid people are stupid. Blame Fox 35 for empowering such stupidity.

...though I'll accept a single spanish roof tile going through her ass to s her tfu.

In other news, my dog shiat in a section of the yard that it's never before shat in. The housing market will be fine.
 
2022-09-28 11:58:41 AM  
Sounds like me mom. "We've been through these before. All is well."

Goddammit.
 
2022-09-28 12:21:39 PM  
Turn a heart upside down and it looks like testicles - so really, god is teabagging you.
 
2022-09-28 12:24:14 PM  
lol
 
2022-09-28 12:24:21 PM  
Is she sure that's not a goatse reference instead?
 
2022-09-28 12:24:43 PM  
15 minutes later...

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2022-09-28 12:25:16 PM  
At least that woman will finally get to meet her Jesus in person.
So there's that. 🤷‍♀
 
2022-09-28 12:25:28 PM  
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2022-09-28 12:27:21 PM  

BenSaw2: Seriously hoping her roof goes literally through her ass, just to shut people like her up.

Seriously, this kind of  crap thinking can have very real consequences for others.


I was literally going to post that this make someone mad enough that they wish she turns out to be wrong, and won't be fine.     but then i thought, nobody is actually that much of an ass.
 
2022-09-28 12:27:29 PM  
Yeah, goatse says otherwise.
 
2022-09-28 12:27:38 PM  

Mister Buttons: 15 minutes later...

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I think that looks more similar than a heart
 
2022-09-28 12:29:04 PM  
Ah, a headline that perfectly reflects Drew's inspiration for FARK: passing crap off for news.

How little I'm surprised that it is a product of FOX noise.
 
2022-09-28 12:29:21 PM  

BenSaw2: Seriously hoping her roof goes literally through her ass, just to shut people like her up.

Seriously, this kind of  crap thinking can have very real consequences for others.


It's the land of Disney, people who love some Disney actually literally think like this.
 
2022-09-28 12:29:23 PM  

T.rex: BenSaw2: Seriously hoping her roof goes literally through her ass, just to shut people like her up.

Seriously, this kind of  crap thinking can have very real consequences for others.

I was literally going to post that this make someone mad enough that they wish she turns out to be wrong, and won't be fine.     but then i thought, nobody is actually that much of an ass.


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2022-09-28 12:29:24 PM  
Trump will save us
 
2022-09-28 12:29:54 PM  
Ice crystals. They form holes in clouds. Pareidolia takes over. Dumb person dies. Allahu Akbar!!!
 
2022-09-28 12:30:14 PM  

Weaver95: At least that woman will finally get to meet her Jesus in person.
So there's that. 🤷‍♀


Only if he's not too busy appearing in random pieces of toast.
 
2022-09-28 12:30:21 PM  

T.rex: BenSaw2: Seriously hoping her roof goes literally through her ass, just to shut people like her up.

Seriously, this kind of  crap thinking can have very real consequences for others.

I was literally going to post that this make someone mad enough that they wish she turns out to be wrong, and won't be fine.     but then i thought, nobody is actually that much of an ass.


I know right?  you don't have to wish ill on anyone, the universe will grind us all up into mulch and scatter our atoms in due time without our cheering it on.
 
2022-09-28 12:31:44 PM  
Sorry to say, but there will probably be an interesting followup for this dumbass.
 
2022-09-28 12:32:33 PM  
People post this crap all the time on nextdoor.  Chem trails are always angels arrows, they see angel wings etc.
Here, I see a hole in clouds.  They will not be OK, this storm is a killer and my guess is 200billion in damage.
People on YouTube praying for their palm trees.
 
2022-09-28 12:33:15 PM  

BenSaw2: Seriously hoping her roof goes literally through her ass, just to shut people like her up.

Seriously, this kind of  crap thinking can have very real consequences for others.


Seeing a heart isn't always a great thing. Maybe the Hurricane Ian is going back to the old Mayan traditions :P

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2022-09-28 12:33:44 PM  
'We'll be fine'

Which means, "god is watching over me"

Which also means "fu*k all those brown people in Cuba that are underwater"
 
2022-09-28 12:34:17 PM  
Google "Sarah Shannon Moncho of Orlando" next week.
 
2022-09-28 12:37:00 PM  
Meanwhile in Ft. Myers/Sanibel/Cape Coral...
 
2022-09-28 12:37:34 PM  
Unless she's going "blub... blub.." at the time, I'm betting Sarah Shannon Moncho of Orlando is posting from her cousin's house inland next we hear from her.
 
2022-09-28 12:39:21 PM  
That's no heart.
And those aren't pillows.
 
2022-09-28 12:39:48 PM  

LarryDan43: Trump will save us


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2022-09-28 12:41:49 PM  
She will probably end up getting mugged on South OBT later on this week.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
 
2022-09-28 12:43:41 PM  
Just because God watches over you doesn't mean your not going to die or suffer horribly. That's fairytale non sense. Exercise smarts in the face of danger, you have free will be smart enough to use it.
But when it does happen you can always throw your hands up and say it was His will, that you were stupid enough to ride out a CAT5 hurricane.
Run out into fwy traffic sometime, see what happens.
 
2022-09-28 12:44:47 PM  

BenSaw2: Seriously hoping her roof goes literally through her ass, just to shut people like her up.

Seriously, this kind of  crap thinking can have very real consequences for others.


Nah, I hope a much worse fate for her -

I want the storm to pass, leaving her and her home untouched....and STILL IN ORLANDO!

/You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
 
2022-09-28 12:46:53 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LarryDan43: Trump will save us

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"Asshole sun, don't you come..."
 
2022-09-28 12:49:42 PM  
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2022-09-28 12:50:56 PM  
Oh come on, the cloud formation clearly looks like Lucipher fist-farking Jesus Christ at a public library drag show.
 
2022-09-28 12:52:39 PM  
I made pancakes for my daughter this morning. Lo and behold, the Tesla symbol. That's how I knew that I should start praying to Elon Musk
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2022-09-28 12:54:45 PM  

Mr.Insightful: Ah, a headline that perfectly reflects Drew's inspiration for FARK: passing crap off for news.

How little I'm surprised that it is a product of FOX noise.


Are we to take it that you don't like Fark?
 
2022-09-28 1:00:28 PM  

BenSaw2: Seriously hoping her roof goes literally through her ass, just to shut people like her up.

Seriously, this kind of  crap thinking can have very real consequences for others.


A dozing Darwin suddenly raises his head, like a doberman that smells burglar.
 
2022-09-28 1:02:58 PM  

T.rex: BenSaw2: Seriously hoping her roof goes literally through her ass, just to shut people like her up.

Seriously, this kind of  crap thinking can have very real consequences for others.

I was literally going to post that this make someone mad enough that they wish she turns out to be wrong, and won't be fine.     but then i thought, nobody is actually that much of an ass.

Id have to give precedent to guys who wrote a LOT.... HG Wells has one 1 work

 
2022-09-28 1:03:23 PM  
"...and then they went inside the burnt-out church and discovered that the bible wasn't even touched by the fire."

/same energy
//herpity-derpity-do
 
2022-09-28 1:06:18 PM  

New Rising Sun: Weaver95: At least that woman will finally get to meet her Jesus in person.
So there's that. 🤷‍♀

Only if he's not too busy appearing in random pieces of toast.


So, is toast like a Mirror of Life-Trapping? Is Jesus stuck in the toast until someone eats it?

And what does Jesus taste like? Like communion wafers?
 
2022-09-28 1:08:33 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I made pancakes for my daughter this morning. Lo and behold, the Tesla symbol. That's how I knew that I should start praying to Elon Musk[Fark user image image 425x566]


For a while I only knew Tesla as the company with the iud logo.
 
2022-09-28 1:08:56 PM  
My mom's house is in Port Charlotte. A mile from the harbor. Thankfully she is still in Michigan. My dad, who passed last October, prayed for Charley to take it out and it emerged with barely a scratch. He f-ing hated that house.

If there are any supernatural forces at work here, it's my dad...
 
2022-09-28 1:09:32 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: Oh come on, the cloud formation clearly looks like Lucipher fist-farking Jesus Christ at a public library drag show.


Jesus Christ, Drag Queen?
 
2022-09-28 1:09:57 PM  
Looks more like the hands of God lining up the shot like a divine Michael Bay
 
2022-09-28 1:10:50 PM  
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2022-09-28 1:16:45 PM  
Old woman comforted by cloud.
 
2022-09-28 1:17:04 PM  

Harlee: New Rising Sun: Weaver95: At least that woman will finally get to meet her Jesus in person.
So there's that. 🤷‍♀

Only if he's not too busy appearing in random pieces of toast.

So, is toast like a Mirror of Life-Trapping? Is Jesus stuck in the toast until someone eats it?

And what does Jesus taste like? Like communion wafers?


I think it's more of a Phantom Zone situation.  There hasn't been a second-coming of Christ because no one has freed him from the toast.
 
2022-09-28 1:17:38 PM  
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Well if you squint really hard.
 
2022-09-28 1:28:18 PM  

LarryDan43: Trump will save us


If he thinks about it
 
2022-09-28 1:38:17 PM  
I see the camel toe.  Where's the heart?
 
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