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(SFGate)   200 weekends at Bernie's   (sfgate.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Police, Credit union, Kevin Olson, Constable, United States Navy, evidence of the suspect, 57-year-old man, Olson's house  
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2969 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Sep 2022 at 7:35 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-28 4:49:27 PM  
People are f*ckin' weird, man.
 
2022-09-28 7:37:18 PM  
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2022-09-28 7:38:13 PM  
Don't write checks and forge the deceased's signature.  Just use his debit card and wear his face as a mask. B
 
2022-09-28 7:41:54 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Don't write checks and forge the deceased's signature.  Just use his debit card and wear his face as a mask. B


You don't even need to get psycho about it - just wear a medical mask that's pretty large and some clothes like what they used to wear.  Big mask + average atm camera they'd have a hard time

/wouldn't be any worse charges than what you're already doing
 
2022-09-28 7:44:11 PM  
Best roommate ever!
 
2022-09-28 7:46:00 PM  

Fart_Machine: Best roommate ever!


Except for the smell...
 
2022-09-28 7:46:24 PM  

Fart_Machine: Best roommate ever!


Yeah, dude kept paying rent after he left
 
2022-09-28 7:47:21 PM  
The 57-year-old man from Chico

No, no, no. It's Chico and the man.
 
2022-09-28 7:50:43 PM  

CokeBear: Fart_Machine: Best roommate ever!

Except for the smell...


Probably got masked by the smell of cows.
 
2022-09-28 7:54:02 PM  
On a positive note, at least it wasn't a parent of the suspect.
 
2022-09-28 7:54:23 PM  
Weekend at Bernie's 2 - Underwater Stroll
Youtube KL9dhY9mTGI


It's almost impossible for me to get this song out of my head.

It's so catchy.
 
2022-09-28 8:00:11 PM  
If the dead guy didn't have any friends or family, would this have ever been caught?  There's about 350 million or so people in the US.  Right now, how many people are pulling this exact scam with an unreported death?  100? 1,000? Well, maybe not cohabiting with the corpse, but gotta be a common grift.
 
2022-09-28 8:03:23 PM  

Priapetic: If the dead guy didn't have any friends or family, would this have ever been caught?  There's about 350 million or so people in the US.  Right now, how many people are pulling this exact scam with an unreported death?  100? 1,000? Well, maybe not cohabiting with the corpse, but gotta be a common grift.


Close the blinds, sit down and relax. You got this
 
2022-09-28 8:24:07 PM  

Priapetic: If the dead guy didn't have any friends or family, would this have ever been caught?  There's about 350 million or so people in the US.  Right now, how many people are pulling this exact scam with an unreported death?  100? 1,000? Well, maybe not cohabiting with the corpse, but gotta be a common grift.


And I respect it. I want to find a lady roommate that will do this with my corpus . In exchange for fun while I'm still here 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣
 
2022-09-28 8:24:40 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Don't write checks and forge the deceased's signature.  Just use his debit card and wear his face as a mask. B


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2022-09-28 8:43:18 PM  
He ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.  ipsmispmsip
 
2022-09-28 8:47:29 PM  
Love that the dead guy's family waited four years to report it. Like, maybe he's still alive and we never liked him anyway, let's just table the issue for awhile.
 
2022-09-28 8:47:51 PM  
Just let him rot where he dropped.

My cat will do the same thing until she forgets to pay the rent and they come knocking.
 
2022-09-28 10:53:00 PM  
NorCal, dude.
 
2022-09-29 1:39:24 AM  

Priapetic: If the dead guy didn't have any friends or family, would this have ever been caught?  There's about 350 million or so people in the US.  Right now, how many people are pulling this exact scam with an unreported death?  100? 1,000? Well, maybe not cohabiting with the corpse, but gotta be a common grift.


I think it was in Japan years ago where they wanted to congratulate the oldest citizen but found out they had actually died years ago and the family had just kept cashing their pension checks.
 
2022-09-29 2:05:28 AM  

flamingboard: Priapetic: If the dead guy didn't have any friends or family, would this have ever been caught?  There's about 350 million or so people in the US.  Right now, how many people are pulling this exact scam with an unreported death?  100? 1,000? Well, maybe not cohabiting with the corpse, but gotta be a common grift.

I think it was in Japan years ago where they wanted to congratulate the oldest citizen but found out they had actually died years ago and the family had just kept cashing their pension checks.


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