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(Twitter)   A sampling of the peaceful text messages exchanged between the January 6th tourists, visiting the Capitol   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-09-28 10:28:25 AM  
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2022-09-28 10:29:40 AM  
"Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??

Glad to see some of these assholes starting to do serious time, but in some cases, I'm still not sure it's enough
 
2022-09-28 10:34:17 AM  
...they're using "merica" unironically.
 
2022-09-28 10:37:13 AM  
Tourists were out of control. Maybe they should provide pick me up bouquets for these fine folks.
 
2022-09-28 10:45:20 AM  
They wish to be the first to die for their country.

Let them.
 
2022-09-28 10:55:32 AM  
Well some of those certainly seem damning.
 
2022-09-28 10:55:36 AM  
It's kind of cool that these guys are getting beaten up in prison while awaiting trial.
 
2022-09-28 12:00:50 PM  
"We can do anything we want! Trump will pardon us!"
 
2022-09-28 12:01:15 PM  
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2022-09-28 12:01:17 PM  
it's like 4chan grew legs and walked out of the internet.

Also, I'm not surprised. The only people surprised by anything coming out of the J6 investigation are the people who don't already follow politics and probably eat Q bullshiat with their FruityLoops.
 
2022-09-28 12:01:57 PM  

OldRod: "Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??

Glad to see some of these assholes starting to do serious time, but in some cases, I'm still not sure it's enough


I still don't understand how conspiracy to murder government officials doesn't result in executions for treason.
 
2022-09-28 12:03:21 PM  
They seem nice . . .
 
2022-09-28 12:03:27 PM  

Jake Havechek: It's kind of cool that these guys are getting beaten up in prison while awaiting trial.


I hadn't heard about this but I certainly hope it's true.
 
2022-09-28 12:04:19 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: OldRod: "Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??

Glad to see some of these assholes starting to do serious time, but in some cases, I'm still not sure it's enough

I still don't understand how conspiracy to murder government officials doesn't result in executions for treason.


see Boys Will Be Boys v. United States (1953)
 
2022-09-28 12:04:51 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

MacFarlaneNews: "Our job yesterday wasn't completed" Messages exchanged by Jan 6 defendants, per US Justice Dept court filing https://t.co/5nTzTTwhx5


Good farking god. They actually just say "merica".
 
2022-09-28 12:05:40 PM  
But yeah, once again illustrating the differences between the right and the left: the left knows to leave our cell phones at home and to couch our calls to direct action in plausibly deniable irony, lol
 
2022-09-28 12:06:07 PM  
I can't say their goals are surprising.. but that they admitted it so freely is.
 
2022-09-28 12:06:15 PM  

OldRod: "Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??

Glad to see some of these assholes starting to do serious time, but in some cases, I'm still not sure it's enough


It's gonna be funny to see Mike Pence try and win those people over by avoiding to denounce them at all cost
 
2022-09-28 12:07:07 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: OldRod: "Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??

Glad to see some of these assholes starting to do serious time, but in some cases, I'm still not sure it's enough

I still don't understand how conspiracy to murder government officials doesn't result in executions for treason.


Skin color. Gender.
 
2022-09-28 12:08:51 PM  

MattytheMouse: But yeah, once again illustrating the differences between the right and the left: the left knows to leave our cell phones at home and to couch our calls to direct action in plausibly deniable irony, lol


They also never actually follow up with charges when they "hold" a bunch of lefty protestors; the point is to beat & terrorize, without all that paperwork nonsense.
 
2022-09-28 12:08:52 PM  
Anyone involved in this mess better hope the GOP never implodes... because the ONLY thing keeping a lid on this mess is Republican party elected officials abusing the powers of their respective offices to mitigate some of the backlash.
But that's not sustainable, and the statute of limitations doesn't apply to insurrection and treason. Eventually there won't be enough Republicans to stop the investigations anymore.
 
2022-09-28 12:09:57 PM  
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2022-09-28 12:10:11 PM  
Wow, they literally type "merica". What, you'll fight and die for it but can't manage to type in that extra letter?
 
2022-09-28 12:10:39 PM  
A bit shocking to me how quickly people turned on Pence.
 
2022-09-28 12:10:42 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: ...they're using "merica" unironically.


Kept reading it as Mercia and was wondering what central England had to do with any of this.
 
2022-09-28 12:11:09 PM  
C'mon kids, lay off. Do you not understand the concept of legitimate political discourse?
 
2022-09-28 12:11:11 PM  

OldRod: "Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??

Glad to see some of these assholes starting to do serious time, but in some cases, I'm still not sure it's enough


That sounds almost made up. even if they're cool with murder, the word brutally is kind of out of place there.

Also, Twitter blocked at work, can you post more?

/Still thankful they didn't reach AOC
//Well, most anyone, really
///Should've given them Graham to see if they knew who was who
 
2022-09-28 12:11:37 PM  

NewportBarGuy: They wish to be the first to die for their country.

Let them.


I think the Russians in Ukraine have dibs on that honor.
 
2022-09-28 12:11:52 PM  

MattytheMouse: But yeah, once again illustrating the differences between the right and the left: the left knows to leave our cell phones at home and to couch our calls to direct action in plausibly deniable irony, lol


yeah, we do that cause we can face consequences.

wonder why the nazis dont bother...
 
2022-09-28 12:11:52 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Jake Havechek: It's kind of cool that these guys are getting beaten up in prison while awaiting trial.

I hadn't heard about this but I certainly hope it's true.


I don't. It doesn't matter how horrible your crimes, if you're imprisoned for them, you are being punished. You don't also get beat up or raped.
 
2022-09-28 12:12:02 PM  

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Best DM EVER!  "I gather my cloak of warming and head out towards the capitol, the fog of my breath blends well with the odor of liquid courage.  I cock my Crossbow of Chaos, unironically named 'murica.  My compatriots are a bit simple, but I love them.  Go time...LEEEERROOYYYY JEEENKIIIINNNSSSS"
 
2022-09-28 12:12:02 PM  
"That's not your dick, is it? Looks nothing like I remember, though it looks a bit smaller when placed on Pelosi's desk."
 
2022-09-28 12:12:14 PM  

OldRod: "Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??

Glad to see some of these assholes starting to do serious time, but in some cases, I'm still not sure it's enough


Yeah, i can't believe they put that into a farking text, either. Jesus, talk about d-u-m, dumb.
 
2022-09-28 12:12:25 PM  
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2022-09-28 12:12:48 PM  

NewportBarGuy: They wish to be the first to die for their country.

Let them.


Cant be the first Ashli Babbitt took that spot too bad more didn't follow her lead.
 
2022-09-28 12:13:04 PM  
Fantasy Football is obviously not enough.  They'd need a more narcissistic and sadistic gig.

Israeli airport security wouldn't let them in dressed in their Nazi flare, hallucinogens, or banned weaponry but they should really be on the playing fields of the once super fertile Megiddo valley (or up the road in Halicarnassus)  doing their cos-play Armageddon.   All those backers ilke *annon, *hiel, *ercer, *och, *ripp, *utin, etc could set up a grandstand VIP shelter on the side to watch tourist buses be attacked.
 
2022-09-28 12:13:53 PM  
Legitimate political discourse.
 
2022-09-28 12:14:06 PM  

OldRod: "Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??

Glad to see some of these assholes starting to do serious time, but in some cases, I'm still not sure it's enough


Joke's on us; they were just pretending.
 
2022-09-28 12:14:56 PM  

OldRod: "Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??


They were putting the same thing on publicly accessible message boards, even before Jan. 6. There was never any secret about what many of them hoped to do. They broadcasted it regularly, on forums anyone could read with a click.
 
2022-09-28 12:15:20 PM  
Those who cannot believe that they would put that crap in texts probably do not believe that someone like Trump could be president and persist through all of the criming in order to do it all over again soon.
 
2022-09-28 12:17:29 PM  

BitwiseShift: Fantasy Football is obviously not enough.  They'd need a more narcissistic and sadistic gig.

Israeli airport security wouldn't let them in dressed in their Nazi flare, hallucinogens, or banned weaponry but they should really be on the playing fields of the once super fertile Megiddo valley (or up the road in Halicarnassus)  doing their cos-play Armageddon.   All those backers ilke *annon, *hiel, *ercer, *och, *ripp, *utin, etc could set up a grandstand VIP shelter on the side to watch tourist buses be attacked.


I went to megido. Was disappointed in the lack of "I survived Armageddon " and "my mother went to Armageddon" tshirts.. also needed a bar called "bar- megido ". Otherwise interesting enough.
 
2022-09-28 12:18:05 PM  

Ray_Finkle: OldRod: "Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??

Glad to see some of these assholes starting to do serious time, but in some cases, I'm still not sure it's enough

It's gonna be funny to see Mike Pence try and win those people over by avoiding to denounce them at all cost


It's going to be interesting to see the reception he gets in Iowa when he goes on the wagon wheel cafe circuit.
 
2022-09-28 12:18:17 PM  

Alphax: I can't say their goals are surprising.. but that they admitted it so freely is.


Is it? I mean, these are the same morons who not only believed that Trump would be reinstated, but that he would pardon them for double homicide. He doesn't pardon peons, he throws them to the wolves and gets new peons
 
2022-09-28 12:18:54 PM  
oh noes one of them called someone BRO and I've been informed by two or three Farkers that that's a HORRIBLE THING TO CALL SOMEONE. This MEANS THINGS
 
2022-09-28 12:19:15 PM  

UltimaCS: MattytheMouse: But yeah, once again illustrating the differences between the right and the left: the left knows to leave our cell phones at home and to couch our calls to direct action in plausibly deniable irony, lol

They also never actually follow up with charges when they "hold" a bunch of lefty protestors; the point is to beat & terrorize, without all that paperwork nonsense.


Because 99% of the time they committed no chargeable offenses?
 
2022-09-28 12:19:20 PM  

OldRod: "Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??

Glad to see some of these assholes starting to do serious time, but in some cases, I'm still not sure it's enough


The defense for that one will come down to "Lol...spellcheck, amirite?"
 
2022-09-28 12:21:31 PM  
When someone tells you who they are, believe them.  When they show you who they are, believe them.
 
2022-09-28 12:21:58 PM  

HerptheDerp: it's like 4chan grew legs and walked out of the internet.

Also, I'm not surprised. The only people surprised by anything coming out of the J6 investigation are the people who don't already follow politics and probably eat Q bullshiat with their FruityLoops FLStudio



FTFY, philistine. It hasn't been FruityLoops in a long time.

/What were we talking about?
 
2022-09-28 12:22:59 PM  

OldRod: "Our end goal to was to brutally murder Pence and Pelosi..."

Holy shiat!  They put that in a farking text message??

Glad to see some of these assholes starting to do serious time, but in some cases, I'm still not sure it's enough


ah, you stupid liberal, you fell for the lamestream media version of what "murder" means.

Everyone knows that murder is also a flock of crows, which is clearly what this totally innocent protester was thinking when his fat fingers typed the text.  But you wouldn't know about these alternative facts, because you are sheeple.
 
2022-09-28 12:23:21 PM  

geoduck42: Barricaded Gunman: Jake Havechek: It's kind of cool that these guys are getting beaten up in prison while awaiting trial.

I hadn't heard about this but I certainly hope it's true.

I don't. It doesn't matter how horrible your crimes, if you're imprisoned for them, you are being punished. You don't also get beat up or raped.


Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. These people tried to take over our country with violence, so if 2 or 3 or 70 of them get their heads bashed in while they're in prison for that, I'll sleep like a drugged infant. Then I'll wake up and laugh about it.
 
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