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(BroBible)   Jim Edmonds marries woman who allegedly had a three-way with him and his ex-wife. Wow, talk about a great catch   (brobible.com) divider line
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1018 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Sep 2022 at 12:13 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-28 1:09:20 PM  
I hear subby once almost touched his Canadian girlfriend's boob.

DNRTFA, but let the adults adult how they want to adult.
 
2022-09-28 1:29:49 PM  
Let Edmonds do what ever he wants in his personal life but he has proven time and again he is a terrible human being.  He's also god awful as a broadcaster.
 
2022-09-28 1:32:26 PM  

Ker_Thwap: I hear subby once almost touched his Canadian girlfriend's boob.

DNRTFA, but let the adults adult how they want to adult.


That was my opinion as well and then I saw how the new wife spelled her name.
 
2022-09-28 1:34:25 PM  

WoodyHayes: Ker_Thwap: I hear subby once almost touched his Canadian girlfriend's boob.

DNRTFA, but let the adults adult how they want to adult.

That was my opinion as well and then I saw how the new wife spelled her name.


He's now married a Meghan with an 'H' and a 'Kortnie'.  He really is a monster.
 
2022-09-28 1:38:07 PM  
*shrug* my only interest is the over/under on him marrying wife #5.  I'll open it at 3 years, 8 months
 
2022-09-28 1:42:15 PM  

johnny_vegas: *shrug* my only interest is the over/under on him marrying wife #5.  I'll open it at 3 years, 8 months


I'm going with Zach Wilson's mom.

https://www.sportsbettingdime.com/news/entertainment-props/tom-brady-next-girlfriend-odds-taylor-swift-adrian-lima-favorites/
 
2022-09-28 2:14:30 PM  

Ker_Thwap: johnny_vegas: *shrug* my only interest is the over/under on him marrying wife #5.  I'll open it at 3 years, 8 months

I'm going with Zach Wilson's mom.

https://www.sportsbettingdime.com/news/entertainment-props/tom-brady-next-girlfriend-odds-taylor-swift-adrian-lima-favorites/


You know, Brady is so competitive he'd probably go after Zack Wilson's mom just so he can fark the Jets one more time.
 
2022-09-28 2:21:41 PM  

bluenote13: WoodyHayes: Ker_Thwap: I hear subby once almost touched his Canadian girlfriend's boob.

DNRTFA, but let the adults adult how they want to adult.

That was my opinion as well and then I saw how the new wife spelled her name.

He's now married a Meghan with an 'H' and a 'Kortnie'.  He really is a monster.


Oh wow, "Meghan" passed right before my eyes and then out of my memory once decorum was violently assaulted with "Kortnie." Thank you for keeping me on my toes.
 
2022-09-28 3:20:07 PM  

WoodyHayes: Ker_Thwap: I hear subby once almost touched his Canadian girlfriend's boob.

DNRTFA, but let the adults adult how they want to adult.

That was my opinion as well and then I saw how the new wife spelled her name.


Yeah, except...this stuff is precisely what SOs will point to in declining proposals of threesomes. They'll cite fleeing for greener grass after a test drive (hopefully/presumably not literally).

Stop advertising these occurrences.
 
2022-09-28 3:35:55 PM  
When I imagine participating in a threesome, Meghan and Kortnie would be two names I'd figure. Never imagined one with Hazel and Agnes, however.
 
2022-09-28 4:10:47 PM  

Cubs300: When I imagine participating in a threesome, Meghan and Kortnie would be two names I'd figure. Never imagined one with Hazel and Agnes, however.


Hazel and Agnes sound like names for people that wear extra layers of underwear.

Meghan and Kortnie sound like people that still wear training diapers.
 
2022-09-28 5:51:36 PM  

BlazeTrailer: WoodyHayes: Ker_Thwap: I hear subby once almost touched his Canadian girlfriend's boob.

DNRTFA, but let the adults adult how they want to adult.

That was my opinion as well and then I saw how the new wife spelled her name.

Yeah, except...this stuff is precisely what SOs will point to in declining proposals of threesomes. They'll cite fleeing for greener grass after a test drive (hopefully/presumably not literally).

Stop advertising these occurrences.


Yup. Have your fun but be smart about it, kids.

Also, don't fark up something good by being an idiot.
 
2022-09-28 8:55:59 PM  
"For the first time in my life, I finally understand true happiness."

Bet his kids loved hearing that
 
2022-09-29 9:46:26 AM  

Ker_Thwap: johnny_vegas: *shrug* my only interest is the over/under on him marrying wife #5.  I'll open it at 3 years, 8 months

I'm going with Zach Wilson's mom.

https://www.sportsbettingdime.com/news/entertainment-props/tom-brady-next-girlfriend-odds-taylor-swift-adrian-lima-favorites/


She's too old.  He has a little DiCaprio in him in that there is a max age for who he will marry.
 
2022-09-29 9:49:25 AM  

LSUMJ: "For the first time in my life, I finally understand true happiness."

Bet his kids loved hearing that


If you ever listen to him do a broadcast, you would think he only has one kid - his son.  Guess what sport his son is pretty good at?

He has like 5-7 kids, I think, but he has been known to ignore all of them except his son, the main reason he moved back to Missouri from SoCal.  Unfortunately, because of that move, Cardinal fans have been subject to him doing games for the last few years and he is, honestly, the worst baseball announcer I have ever listened to.
 
2022-09-29 1:19:05 PM  

bluenote13: Let Edmonds do what ever he wants in his personal life but he has proven time and again he is a terrible human being.  He's also god awful as a broadcaster.


*looks at both women*

He's a terrible person and an idiot, as in Syndrome yelling "YOU FARKING IDIOT!" at him Idiot.

/he's now a few slots above Hugh Grant in the Romantic/Sexual Category of You FARKING Idiot
 
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