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2022-09-28 7:36:19 AM  
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2022-09-28 10:38:56 AM  
Bozo
 
2022-09-28 10:44:13 AM  
Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?
 
2022-09-28 11:22:33 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?


The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Also, now I'm wondering if he thought there was buried treasure in Greenland because of Captain Crunch.
 
2022-09-28 12:48:58 PM  

nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Also, now I'm wondering if he thought there was buried treasure in Greenland because of Captain Crunch.


Sudafed.
 
2022-09-28 12:49:07 PM  

nmrsnr: He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs.


Possible if you don't count Sudafed.
 
2022-09-28 12:49:28 PM  
The only way I could be less likely to buy one of these new books is if Maggie Haberman promoted it
 
2022-09-28 12:49:32 PM  
I really should get a fancy suit and go to Mar-A-Lago and get fatass to invest in my startup and then just walk away with a briefcase full of donations from people in trailer parks.
 
2022-09-28 12:51:25 PM  

nmrsnr: The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.


Doesn't do illegal drugs.
 
2022-09-28 12:52:28 PM  

nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Also, now I'm wondering if he thought there was buried treasure in Greenland because of Captain Crunch.


That we know of, he doesn't do drugs. He's exactly the kind of hypocrite who would condemn people for using drugs while using them behind closed doors.
 
2022-09-28 12:52:31 PM  
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He sucks up to anyone in a uniform.
 
2022-09-28 12:52:44 PM  

vudukungfu: Bozo


Nope, he wouldn't recognize him either.
 
2022-09-28 12:54:11 PM  
their uniforms do look legit Navy and i can understand the assumption that they were military.
now, a Public Health Service official suggesting we bomb drug labs in Mexico is downright silly.
 
2022-09-28 12:54:12 PM  

nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Also, now I'm wondering if he thought there was buried treasure in Greenland because of Captain Crunch.


He doesnt do street drugs... but he's perfectly happy to do all kinds of prescription drugs. 
... which are actually far worse in many regards.

I strongly suspect hes hooked on opioid painkillers, you cant be that fat and over 70 & not have knee and back problems.
 
2022-09-28 12:54:36 PM  

transporter_ii: nmrsnr: The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Doesn't do illegal drugs.


Keep in mind that using legal drugs in a manner contraindicated by the label is also illegal.
 
2022-09-28 12:55:15 PM  

nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Also, now I'm wondering if he thought there was buried treasure in Greenland because of Captain Crunch.


Snorting Adderall counts as doing drugs.
 
2022-09-28 12:55:31 PM  

Serious Black: nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Also, now I'm wondering if he thought there was buried treasure in Greenland because of Captain Crunch.

That we know of, he doesn't do drugs. He's exactly the kind of hypocrite who would condemn people for using drugs while using them behind closed doors.


But we do know he lies about EVERYTHING!
 
2022-09-28 12:57:04 PM  
Ironic, since Trump habitually snorts Adderall!
 
2022-09-28 12:57:38 PM  

Serious Black: transporter_ii: nmrsnr: The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Doesn't do illegal drugs.

Keep in mind that using legal drugs in a manner contraindicated by the label is also illegal.


Any drug use can be legal, if you're rich and white enough. (Offer valid only for Republican men)
 
2022-09-28 12:57:38 PM  

Serious Black: nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Also, now I'm wondering if he thought there was buried treasure in Greenland because of Captain Crunch.

That we know of, he doesn't do drugs. He's exactly the kind of hypocrite who would condemn people for using drugs while using them behind closed doors.


Carrie Fisher once outright said his sniffing was clearly from cocaine use, and the diapers are because drugs have shot his bowel control.

The drinking one is real though. It's a story involving his brother that would be sad if trump wasn't basically the worst person in the world.
 
2022-09-28 12:58:12 PM  

abb3w: nmrsnr: He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs.

Possible if you don't count Sudafed.


or viagra... you know he's doing everything possible to get his lil mushroom to come out into the daylight for play time.
or adderall... or
 
2022-09-28 12:58:43 PM  
The flunky scanning my groceries at the store said  "Brandon is raising the price of candy bars" to the other employee changing price tags.

He turns to me and continues, "not everyone knows what that means."

"I know what it farking means. You dimwit."

He got real quiet after that.
 
2022-09-28 12:58:57 PM  
are we going to skip over why the public health corps officer was even discussing bombing buildings in foreign countries?
 
2022-09-28 1:00:21 PM  

Greil: Serious Black: nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Also, now I'm wondering if he thought there was buried treasure in Greenland because of Captain Crunch.

That we know of, he doesn't do drugs. He's exactly the kind of hypocrite who would condemn people for using drugs while using them behind closed doors.

Carrie Fisher once outright said his sniffing was clearly from cocaine use, and the diapers are because drugs have shot his bowel control.

The drinking one is real though. It's a story involving his brother that would be sad if trump wasn't basically the worst person in the world.


right he allegedly doesn't drink because his brother Freddy drank a LOT and eventually died at a relatively young age... of course that didn't stop donny from trying to sell wine and vodak and whatever else he could convince someone to put his stupid name on...
 
2022-09-28 1:01:19 PM  

vudukungfu: Bozo


Sir, this is the Circus.
 
2022-09-28 1:01:30 PM  

chewd: He doesnt do street drugs... but he's perfectly happy to do all kinds of prescription drugs.
... which are actually far worse in many regards.

I strongly suspect hes hooked on opioid painkillers, you cant be that fat and over 70 & not have knee and back problems.


Boomer logic (have heard from my own family): How can you be a drug user/abuser if they are prescribed by a doctor?
 
2022-09-28 1:01:49 PM  

Hyjamon: are we going to skip over why the public health corps officer was even discussing bombing buildings in foreign countries?


as with most trump stories, that part is the least idiotic and insane part of the story.
 
2022-09-28 1:01:51 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?


He lacks object permanece
 
2022-09-28 1:02:14 PM  
Why do you think he loves KFC so much? The guy is a colonel, for Pete's sake!
 
2022-09-28 1:03:25 PM  
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Trump thought this general's idea for tank insurance was fantastic, then chastised the waiter next to him for drinking on the job.
 
2022-09-28 1:04:07 PM  

nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.


Trump, the guy sniffing like a tweaking bloodhound during his debates?
 
2022-09-28 1:04:45 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Serious Black: nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Also, now I'm wondering if he thought there was buried treasure in Greenland because of Captain Crunch.

That we know of, he doesn't do drugs. He's exactly the kind of hypocrite who would condemn people for using drugs while using them behind closed doors.

But we do know he lies about EVERYTHING!


Yeah our primary source for trump being squeaky clean is trump and he's uh... A little suspect when it comes to truth about his personal health for example.
 
2022-09-28 1:05:05 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Trump, the guy sniffing like a tweaking bloodhound during his debates?


Adderall is "medicine", not a drug, riiiiight?
 
2022-09-28 1:05:05 PM  
The Civil Air Patrol is the civilian auxiliary to the Air Force. Senior members that meet the height/weight requirements are authorized to wear ABUs with their rank insignia attached.

I can imagine him completely ignorant of this fact and asking CAP members the best way to bomb Iran.
 
2022-09-28 1:06:53 PM  

Isitoveryet: their uniforms do look legit Navy and i can understand the assumption that they were military.
now, a Public Health Service official suggesting we bomb drug labs in Mexico is downright silly.


The President is surrounded by a staff that manages the schedule and makes sure they have context for whatever the meeting is. Who, What, Why, etc. He's also the leader of the armed forces, so regardless of how similar it is, he should know the difference. He should also know how ranks are represented on these uniforms.

But yeah, the "public health" official should be fired at the least.
 
2022-09-28 1:07:23 PM  
All this does is further convince me that Trump really was dumb enough to steal US nuclear secrets and sell them to Saudi Arabia and Moscow.
 
2022-09-28 1:07:24 PM  
And this is conservative republicans idea of a great leader.
 
2022-09-28 1:07:50 PM  

HerptheDerp: I really should get a fancy suit and go to Mar-A-Lago and get fatass to invest in my startup and then just walk away with a briefcase full of donations from people in trailer parks.


Spirit Halloween was sold out of everything but sexy nun but I promised him he would have the vote of every parishioner at St. Corinthia for a modest donation.
 
2022-09-28 1:09:26 PM  

GhostOfSavageHenry: And this is conservative republicans idea of a great leader.


Conservatives aren't welcome in the Republican party anymore. Liz Cheney losing her position in the party, then a primary should have made that clear. It's a fascist party now.
 
2022-09-28 1:10:12 PM  
"He raised it several times, eventually asking a stunned Defense Secretary Mark Esper whether the United States could indeed bomb the labs," according to a new book by New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman. White House officials said the official, Assistant Secretary for Health Brett Giroir, often wore his dress uniform for meetings with Trump, which confused him.
"The response from White House aides was not to try to change Trump's view, but to consider asking Giroir not to wear his uniform to the Oval Office anymore, and one aide even asked Esper to use his powers to wipe Trump's memory, but the Defense Secretary predicted that doing that would cause even more problems in the future," Haberman writes in "Confidence Man."
 
2022-09-28 1:10:24 PM  

DarnoKonrad: The flunky scanning my groceries at the store said  "Brandon is raising the price of candy bars" to the other employee changing price tags.

He turns to me and continues, "not everyone knows what that means."

"I know what it farking means. You dimwit."

He got real quiet after that.


It's a shibboleth identifying themselves as members of Moron Fight Club.
 
2022-09-28 1:12:05 PM  

GhostOfSavageHenry: And this is conservative republicans idea of a great leader.


Republicans better not start a civil war. They'll find out the hard way why it's a bad idea to substitute ideology for facts when they're catching bullets instead of insults via social media.
 
2022-09-28 1:14:09 PM  

nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Also, now I'm wondering if he thought there was buried treasure in Greenland because of Captain Crunch.


Why yes, I shall take Donald at his word that he doesn't ever drink. Why wouldn't I? I mean, he's got to be telling the truth about one single, solitary thing he's ever said, right?

Right?
 
2022-09-28 1:15:42 PM  

nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: Why would Dump risk cutting off his own supply?

The list of things one can accuse Trump of is extraordinarily long, but the man is notoriously fairly straight-edge. He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs. You're thinking of Jr.

Also, now I'm wondering if he thought there was buried treasure in Greenland because of Captain Crunch.


HAHAHAHA
crapping your pants is a speed or coke user's problem
on The Apprentice the staff called it the Sh*t Show because Trump would occasionally take a dump
in his pants and stink the place up

you've seen the recent photos with his diaper visible below his pants
 
2022-09-28 1:17:49 PM  
The Onion usually does pretty good work with those books they put out.

Wait... You gotta be FKM.
 
2022-09-28 1:18:43 PM  

nmrsnr: He barely drinks and doesn't do drugs.


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2022-09-28 1:21:27 PM  
Haberman traces Trump's political career back to the 1980s, where she reports he frequently made comments that were homophobic, particularly toward gay men, and washed his hands immediately after meeting someone who had AIDS.

Yeah, that was a lot of people in the 80s, especially when AIDS was new. We've moved on, now that we know more, but Trump was just like everyone else back then. People made gay jokes, called each other 'f-g', stuff like that. And AIDS had everyone scared.

Of course, the difference is that the rest of us have learned, adapted, examined our own biases and behavior, and changed. Donnie still hasn't. But in the context of the time, she described a large percentage of the world.
 
2022-09-28 1:22:07 PM  

Etchy333: Isitoveryet: their uniforms do look legit Navy and i can understand the assumption that they were military.
now, a Public Health Service official suggesting we bomb drug labs in Mexico is downright silly.

The President is surrounded by a staff that manages the schedule and makes sure they have context for whatever the meeting is. Who, What, Why, etc. He's also the leader of the armed forces, so regardless of how similar it is, he should know the difference. He should also know how ranks are represented on these uniforms.

But yeah, the "public health" official should be fired at the least.


absolutely no excuse for his mix up, especially given the position he held, NTM everyone in the room who probably introduced themselves and were identified upon entry, he's a clod.

what are the odds he gave a salute to the uniformed suggester?
 
2022-09-28 1:22:33 PM  
DIAF Maggie Haberman.
 
2022-09-28 1:24:08 PM  
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