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(The Sun)   "My girlfriend keeps dumping me and I keep taking her back. We're at three times this year. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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253 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 28 Sep 2022 at 9:20 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-28 8:09:39 AM  
Stop enabling Crazy?
 
2022-09-28 8:24:38 AM  
Fark her dad?
 
2022-09-28 8:37:43 AM  
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2022-09-28 8:44:32 AM  
Get her a straitjacket and thorazine.
 
2022-09-28 8:48:37 AM  
After three times going back to the well, you should have completely topped off the "Hot sex with the crazy lady" memory banks.  More than enough to reflect upon in quiet, solitary (or not) moments for the rest of your life. Time to find someone a little more boring and a lot more sane.
 
2022-09-28 9:05:17 AM  
The makeup sex can't  be that good.
 
2022-09-28 9:18:04 AM  
Take her back and make her dessert?
 
2022-09-28 9:29:29 AM  
Her name on a rose tattoo.

That always works.
 
2022-09-28 9:39:39 AM  
Just kill each other, the world will be better without both of you morons in it.
 
2022-09-28 9:42:45 AM  
Run, dude.  RUN.  R-U-N.  You're her just-in-case option.  GTFO while you have time and sanity.  Be someone else's #1 instead of that biatch's #2.
 
2022-09-28 10:02:30 AM  
Get some self esteem, you farking putz.
 
2022-09-28 10:13:16 AM  
Fake a pregnancy.
 
2022-09-28 10:28:23 AM  

BretMavrik: Take her back and make her dessert?


This dude is both dumb AND a dweeb.
 
2022-09-28 10:49:17 AM  
I wonder how this will change the tone of the thread, from TFA: "
I'm a 26-year-old female and my girlfriend is 24.
This is her first relationship. Are we stuck in a damaging cycle?"
 
2022-09-28 10:55:10 AM  
Butt stuff?
 
2022-09-28 10:56:39 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I'm a 26-year-old female and my girlfriend is 24.


Oh, I wasn't aware of that.  My earlier post still applies.  I wouldn't wait for her to come around.  Find someone else more compatible.
 
2022-09-28 11:15:27 AM  
The Offspring - "Self Esteem"
Youtube Abrn8aVQ76Q
 
2022-09-28 11:25:17 AM  

eKonk: BretMavrik: Take her back and make her dessert?

This dude is both dumb AND a dweeb.


Personally I think he is just a sucker with no self-esteem.
 
2022-09-28 11:45:39 AM  

RolandTGunner: [YouTube video: The Offspring - "Self Esteem"]


Heh. Came here to post that.
 
2022-09-28 12:07:18 PM  
If you're going to let her shiat all over you, at least grab a camera and a cup and maybe make some money.
 
2022-09-29 8:51:47 AM  
It doesn't matter if you take her back or not.
I Don't Have A Girlfriend - Mitch Hedberg
Youtube onONvD6HlqA
 
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