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2022-09-28 6:03:26 AM  
Because he's complicit
 
2022-09-28 6:47:21 AM  
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2022-09-28 7:44:25 AM  
He's got a real Purdy neck
 
2022-09-28 7:47:13 AM  
I guess Teddy Bear was promised a fiefdom in the New World Order, and dammit, he wants to expand it to Cancun one day so he can end all that folderol about him 'leaving' Texas. In his mind, they can expand the Texas border all the way, and end all this 'immigration' mess by just making all those Messicans Americans, like Texas did when they declared their independence. He's just a Cuban-Canadian with BIG dreams, Sheeple.
 
2022-09-28 8:18:58 AM  
I think it's funny how some GOPers believe that fat Canadian refugee has any sort of principles.
 
2022-09-28 8:24:03 AM  
Well, at least he's consistent. His entire platform is based on being the biggest piece of shiat imaginable, and that's why his Texas constituents love him. He speaks for them and their values
 
2022-09-28 8:36:13 AM  

The Exit Stencilist: Well, at least he's consistent. His entire platform is based on being the biggest piece of shiat imaginable, and that's why his Texas constituents love him. He speaks for them and their values


You don't know the half of it.  There is a huge base of people who will always go to the voting booth and will always vote "R" no matter what.  But there is a notable chunk of "R" voters who will stay home unless something motivates them and what you see is him playing to those people.  And it is *all* hate and fear and "getting" those that are hated and feared...though none of that base would remotely admit to it.
 
2022-09-28 8:46:53 AM  
Cruz is a scumbag traitor and an enemy of the American people.
 
2022-09-28 9:22:09 AM  
I'm only surprised that he was alone.. but it was a committee of just 14 people.
 
2022-09-28 9:22:47 AM  
Uhhh, that IS because he wants to try it himself.

* but not get arrested if he fails - CYA
 
2022-09-28 9:22:48 AM  
There's being an asshole, then there's going out of your way to be an asshole.

Then there's Ted.
 
2022-09-28 9:24:08 AM  
He's yours, Harvard.

Nice man you molded, you formed, you graduated.
 
2022-09-28 9:24:24 AM  
Fascist gonna fascist.

Cuba and Canada don't want him. Texas loves him...

Wonder why?
 
2022-09-28 9:25:10 AM  
Everyone hates Known Canadian Ted Cruz. His wife hates him. His kids hate him. His dad hates him. Even his dog hates Ted Cruz.
 
2022-09-28 9:26:20 AM  
This from the guy with the ugly wife and assassin father?
 
2022-09-28 9:26:26 AM  

OdradekRex: I think it's funny how some GOPers believe that fat Canadian refugee has any sort of principles.


Not a refugee.  He couldn't be as awful as he wanted in Canada, so he found a place that welcomed his brand of vileness.

He's an immigrant, not a refugee, and he was attracted by what was on offer.  The US must have an Evil Visa program or something.
 
2022-09-28 9:26:49 AM  
Well Texas, how accurate of a representation of your state is your representative? You put him there.
 
2022-09-28 9:27:38 AM  
From this point forward, cruz should expect to be the focus of an FBI investigation for espionage and insurrection against this country.
 
2022-09-28 9:28:04 AM  
He'll be in Mexico if anything goes down.
 
2022-09-28 9:28:53 AM  
i think its funny ted cruz thinks he has a chance of being potus one day
 
2022-09-28 9:28:58 AM  
His stupid face is less punchable with the beard, yet I still want to punch it, with all my might.
 
2022-09-28 9:29:13 AM  

farkitallletitend: He'll be in Mexico if anything goes down.


So ted cruz likes to travel on private planes?
Hmm. Good to know.
 
2022-09-28 9:30:08 AM  

Alphax: I'm only surprised that he was alone.. but it was a committee of just 14 people.


Oh, a COMMITTEE vote? Don't get me wrong - Ted's still a Texas-sized asshole - but the headline makes it sound like vote from The Committee of The Whole (look it up).

Now, a 99-1 Senate vote? That's RANDPAUL-sized ass(W)holery, and we're still working on a way to measure that scientifically.

// might help to have another source, to triangulate
// the spin keeps overwhelming our detectors though
// might say there's too much shiat, not enough fan 🙃
 
2022-09-28 9:31:08 AM  
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2022-09-28 9:31:44 AM  
All these  Republican 2024 Presidential nominees like Cruz will do anything to prove they are the biggest asshole in the world to their base voters because that is who will win the nomination.
 
2022-09-28 9:33:19 AM  
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2022-09-28 9:34:57 AM  
Ted Cruz decided a long time ago that his brand was going to be being a dick.

But he has transitioned further into the Trump area of actively trying to knee-cap American Denocracy.

Yes -- it is all about Trump -- about what he tried to do -- and what Ted Cruz tried to help him do. Its about preventing any future effort to do the same....and Cruz trying to dismiss it as a useless gesture, "bad law", just targets him further as a future threat.
 
2022-09-28 9:35:08 AM  
His voice is like Trump's.... painful to listen to. I despise both of them... and their voices, as well.
 
2022-09-28 9:36:39 AM  

rogue49: Uhhh, that IS because he wants to try it himself.

* but not get arrested if he fails - CYA


He's not THAT popular. Hell, now that the Evangelicals have excused everything about Trump, why do they need to bother with bargain basement Wolverine ever again?
 
2022-09-28 9:37:49 AM  
fark Ted Coup
 
2022-09-28 9:39:29 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Alphax: I'm only surprised that he was alone.. but it was a committee of just 14 people.

Oh, a COMMITTEE vote? Don't get me wrong - Ted's still a Texas-sized asshole - but the headline makes it sound like vote from The Committee of The Whole (look it up).

Now, a 99-1 Senate vote? That's RANDPAUL-sized ass(W)holery, and we're still working on a way to measure that scientifically.

// might help to have another source, to triangulate
// the spin keeps overwhelming our detectors though
// might say there's too much shiat, not enough fan 🙃


You're not wrong, but at least that gives RANDPAUL the courage of his (utterly moronic) convictions. Cruz is just a sleazy, cowardly asshole.
 
2022-09-28 9:39:39 AM  
Think of it this way. If he hadn't been the lone dissenter, he wouldn't have got a lone spotlight. Does a politician need a better reason than that?
 
2022-09-28 9:39:40 AM  

SecondaryControl: He's yours, Harvard.

Nice man you molded, you formed, you graduated.


Everyone has an asshole, Harvard just doesn't like to talk about it, and Ted Cruz is theirs.
 
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2022-09-28 9:40:42 AM  
I assume he had to stop mid speech to pull a wispy blonde pube out of his cheeks.
 
2022-09-28 9:40:58 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Everyone has an asshole, Harvard just doesn't like to talk about it, and Ted Cruz is theirs.


their's
 
2022-09-28 9:42:58 AM  
Well Hawley was not on that committee he was probably out getting his cardio.
 
2022-09-28 9:45:22 AM  
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2022-09-28 9:49:41 AM  
FTFA: "As Cruz went to extraordinary lengths to court Trump's base and lay the groundwork for his own potential 2024 presidential bid, he also alienated close allies and longtime friends who accused him of abandoning his principles," the Post notes.

Oh come on now. Nobody believes that Cruz ever had any friends or any principles.
 
2022-09-28 9:50:27 AM  
Cruz warns that if he's let loose from the Senate, he'll wreak havoc on the Constitution using his special logic to bring down every institution the agreement protects or whatever his young staff tells him is the next big fad.
 
2022-09-28 9:51:17 AM  

kindms: i think its funny ted cruz thinks he has a chance of being potus one day


they said the same thing about donald trump, and then he cranked the ignorant asshole shtick up to potato.
 
2022-09-28 9:52:24 AM  
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2022-09-28 9:54:08 AM  

cretinbob: Because he's complicit


They're all complicit. The rest are just smart enough to manage the optics.

=Smidge=
 
2022-09-28 10:00:42 AM  
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2022-09-28 10:00:52 AM  
You ever wonder what people like Ted Cruz might have been like, if they'd really had one true friend in their lives?

I don't mean the "he lets us cheat off his homework," or the "his parents are loaded, so party at his parent's place," or "well, he does have a driver's license..."

But I mean, one friend, ONE SINGLE PERSON that liked him enough to intervene? One friend that got him to hang out and smoke pot as a teenager?

All he knows is being abused and taken advantage of, people pretending to like him.
 
2022-09-28 10:01:26 AM  
Yes, it is all about Trump.  It's like the times when you went somewhere with very few rules, and some idiot goes so beyond what is acceptable that they have to institute new rules specifically because of that one person.

IE.  Petting zoo has a sign that says no sticking your d!ck through the chickenwire.  Why does it have that sign?  It's because 'he who shall not be named' did that 2 months ago, and now they have to have a stupid farking sign so that next time 'he who shall not be named' or any of his perverted family come to the petting zoo they won't stick their d!ck through the chickenwire.
 
2022-09-28 10:05:13 AM  
He doesn't even realize that no self-respecting coup would want him involved.
 
2022-09-28 10:12:34 AM  
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2022-09-28 10:16:52 AM  

DannyBrandt: You ever wonder what people like Ted Cruz might have been like, if they'd really had one true friend in their lives?

I don't mean the "he lets us cheat off his homework," or the "his parents are loaded, so party at his parent's place," or "well, he does have a driver's license..."

But I mean, one friend, ONE SINGLE PERSON that liked him enough to intervene? One friend that got him to hang out and smoke pot as a teenager?

All he knows is being abused and taken advantage of, people pretending to like him.


The really existential corollary to that is:
Was the fact that he had not one friend what caused him to become Ted Cruz...
OR, was he always like this from birth, and that's why he had not one friend?

Is Ted Cruz born or made?
 
2022-09-28 10:21:32 AM  

cretinbob: Because he's complicit


And a defective Canadian.
 
2022-09-28 10:23:56 AM  

farkitallletitend: He'll be in Mexico if anything goes down.


Mexico likes to send Texan trash back.

Just ask the affluenza kid.
 
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