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(KY3 Springfield)   Local news to soon learn the common definition of "gooning"   (ky3.com) divider line
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2022-09-28 4:21:58 AM  
As opposed to the definition mostly used at places like 4chan and PornHub?

/one that gives edgelord another meaning also
 
2022-09-28 4:34:07 AM  
What a boner!
 
2022-09-28 5:32:57 AM  
My brother and I used to go fishing but were too poor to afford gear, so we would just stick our heads in the water and try to catch them with out hands.   This could take a while, so we would say "goonie goo-hoo" every time we caught one.
 
2022-09-28 5:34:03 AM  
I thought this was "wrangling".
 
2022-09-28 5:35:16 AM  

Stud Gerbil: I thought this was "wrangling".


Only when gerbils are involved.
 
2022-09-28 5:36:15 AM  
Oh sweet farking Jesus submitter
 
2022-09-28 5:37:53 AM  

hardinparamedic: Oh sweet farking Jesus submitter


A sea of horrified faces created at one stroke
 
2022-09-28 5:42:27 AM  
Popeye gets 'gooned'

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2022-09-28 5:44:12 AM  
So weird to me that the primary argument of that article is that these companies should be a bit less traumatic when they abduct teenagers to these "tough love" centers. Not that they shouldn't abduct them, which just comes in at the end.
 
2022-09-28 5:44:45 AM  
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2022-09-28 5:45:47 AM  

snowjack: Stud Gerbil: I thought this was "wrangling".

Only when gerbils are involved.


did you know the human anus can stretch to about a foot in diameter without injury under the right circumstances, and that raccoons are around 6 inches in diameter?
 
2022-09-28 5:47:09 AM  

hardinparamedic: snowjack: Stud Gerbil: I thought this was "wrangling".

Only when gerbils are involved.

did you know the human anus can stretch to about a foot in diameter without injury under the right circumstances, and that raccoons are around 6 inches in diameter?


Like having two raccoons stuffed into it?
 
2022-09-28 5:48:09 AM  

Vern: hardinparamedic: snowjack: Stud Gerbil: I thought this was "wrangling".

Only when gerbils are involved.

did you know the human anus can stretch to about a foot in diameter without injury under the right circumstances, and that raccoons are around 6 inches in diameter?

Like having two raccoons stuffed into it?


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2022-09-28 5:50:39 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: hardinparamedic: Oh sweet farking Jesus submitter

A sea of horrified faces created at one stroke


Can one goon with one stroke?


/is that like 1 hand clapping?
 
2022-09-28 5:51:01 AM  

hardinparamedic: Vern: hardinparamedic: snowjack: Stud Gerbil: I thought this was "wrangling".

Only when gerbils are involved.

did you know the human anus can stretch to about a foot in diameter without injury under the right circumstances, and that raccoons are around 6 inches in diameter?

Like having two raccoons stuffed into it?

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Or one + gear

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2022-09-28 5:52:46 AM  

PineappleOnPizza: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: hardinparamedic: Oh sweet farking Jesus submitter

A sea of horrified faces created at one stroke

Can one goon with one stroke?


/is that like 1 hand clapping?


it works better with both hands tied and someone else actually.
 
2022-09-28 5:56:44 AM  

hardinparamedic: Vern: hardinparamedic: snowjack: Stud Gerbil: I thought this was "wrangling".

Only when gerbils are involved.

did you know the human anus can stretch to about a foot in diameter without injury under the right circumstances, and that raccoons are around 6 inches in diameter?

Like having two raccoons stuffed into it?

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I thank you for the image. Paging Mr. Goatse.
 
2022-09-28 5:57:41 AM  
So it's not kidnapping and child abuse if the parents paid for it? What kind of logic is that?
Why is it perfectly legal to do something to kids that would get you serious jail time if you did it to an adult? I often asked that question as a teen myself. Mostly when it came to teachers hiatting kids.
 
2022-09-28 6:02:18 AM  

seanpaul.bobadilla: So it's not kidnapping and child abuse if the parents paid for it? What kind of logic is that?
Why is it perfectly legal to do something to kids that would get you serious jail time if you did it to an adult? I often asked that question as a teen myself. Mostly when it came to teachers hiatting kids.


Because JESUS!
 
2022-09-28 6:04:04 AM  
FTFA: "Some of these stories are almost out of a Charles Dickens novel," said Rep. Ro Khanna

* three hundred million Americans twist their heads *
 
2022-09-28 6:10:44 AM  

seanpaul.bobadilla: So it's not kidnapping and child abuse if the parents paid for it? What kind of logic is that?
Why is it perfectly legal to do something to kids that would get you serious jail time if you did it to an adult? I often asked that question as a teen myself. Mostly when it came to teachers hiatting kids.


No, it is absolutely ridiculous. Kids aren't property, and it's disgusting at how they're treated as such. Just because they aren't 18 doesn't mean that they aren't human beings.

But your comment made me go to another train of thought:

"Can a mother file an abuse or domestic violence charge against her fetus because it's been kicking and punching her uterus?"

I mean, if the fetus is a human being, and it's eating her food, it's squatting inside her uterus without paying rent, and it's being physically abusive; shouldn't she be able to press charges?
 
2022-09-28 6:12:19 AM  

seanpaul.bobadilla: So it's not kidnapping and child abuse if the parents paid for it? What kind of logic is that?
Why is it perfectly legal to do something to kids that would get you serious jail time if you did it to an adult? I often asked that question as a teen myself. Mostly when it came to teachers hiatting kids.


Because, in the US, children are property.
 
2022-09-28 6:13:16 AM  

hardinparamedic: snowjack: Stud Gerbil: I thought this was "wrangling".

Only when gerbils are involved.

did you know the human anus can stretch to about a foot in diameter without injury under the right circumstances, and that raccoons are around 6 inches in diameter?


you're just a wealth of interesting information!
 
2022-09-28 6:17:35 AM  

Vern: seanpaul.bobadilla: So it's not kidnapping and child abuse if the parents paid for it? What kind of logic is that?
Why is it perfectly legal to do something to kids that would get you serious jail time if you did it to an adult? I often asked that question as a teen myself. Mostly when it came to teachers hiatting kids.

No, it is absolutely ridiculous. Kids aren't property, and it's disgusting at how they're treated as such. Just because they aren't 18 doesn't mean that they aren't human beings.

But your comment made me go to another train of thought:

"Can a mother file an abuse or domestic violence charge against her fetus because it's been kicking and punching her uterus?"

I mean, if the fetus is a human being, and it's eating her food, it's squatting inside her uterus without paying rent, and it's being physically abusive; shouldn't she be able to press charges?


That is brilliant. No, seriously. You have justified the conservative "straight-to-prison" mindset.

See, just as soon as the unwanted child is born, it is shipped off to prison for its womb crimes. There, it is psychologically molded from birth to quietly accept it's lot of stamping out license plates for the rest of its life. (Applies only to minority babies; white babies are given probation.)
 
2022-09-28 6:22:04 AM  

Harlee: Vern: seanpaul.bobadilla: So it's not kidnapping and child abuse if the parents paid for it? What kind of logic is that?
Why is it perfectly legal to do something to kids that would get you serious jail time if you did it to an adult? I often asked that question as a teen myself. Mostly when it came to teachers hiatting kids.

No, it is absolutely ridiculous. Kids aren't property, and it's disgusting at how they're treated as such. Just because they aren't 18 doesn't mean that they aren't human beings.

But your comment made me go to another train of thought:

"Can a mother file an abuse or domestic violence charge against her fetus because it's been kicking and punching her uterus?"

I mean, if the fetus is a human being, and it's eating her food, it's squatting inside her uterus without paying rent, and it's being physically abusive; shouldn't she be able to press charges?

That is brilliant. No, seriously. You have justified the conservative "straight-to-prison" mindset.

See, just as soon as the unwanted child is born, it is shipped off to prison for its womb crimes. There, it is psychologically molded from birth to quietly accept it's lot of stamping out license plates for the rest of its life. (Applies only to minority babies; white babies are given probation.)


Oh shiat. I didn't think about how much sense my hyperbole might make in the wrong hands.
 
2022-09-28 6:22:16 AM  
It's a behaviour seen in North London very regularly.

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2022-09-28 6:24:09 AM  
It doesn't mean wearing a goon suit?
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2022-09-28 6:26:44 AM  

Vern: hardinparamedic: snowjack: Stud Gerbil: I thought this was "wrangling".

Only when gerbils are involved.

did you know the human anus can stretch to about a foot in diameter without injury under the right circumstances, and that raccoons are around 6 inches in diameter?

Like having two raccoons stuffed into it?


Why does that have to be a question..?

Enjoy!,
 
2022-09-28 6:31:23 AM  
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2022-09-28 6:41:25 AM  
FTFA: Within what's known as the secure transport industry, it's called "gooning."

Religious institutions are involved... did someone not hear correctly & think they were talking about grooming?


\ba$tards the lot of them
 
2022-09-28 6:44:17 AM  
Agape Boarding School

Isn't that the one goatse attended?
 
2022-09-28 6:46:59 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: FTFA: Within what's known as the secure transport industry, it's called "gooning."

Religious institutions are involved... did someone not hear correctly & think they were talking about grooming?


\ba$tards the lot of them


No, separate things. Gooning is how "Christians" procure children for grooming.

"At Agape, serving about 60 teenage boys, the school's former doctor was charged last year with multiple counts of sexual abuse of children, and five staff members are charged with abuse."

"Circle of Hope, a Christian boarding school for girls, closed amid an investigation in 2020. The husband-and-wife co-founders were charged with 99 abuse counts last year, including sexual abuse."
 
2022-09-28 6:48:25 AM  
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2022-09-28 6:50:15 AM  
This thread was doomed from the start
 
2022-09-28 6:51:46 AM  
I know a couple who had their out-of-control kid abducted multiple times to schools for troubled youth. He progressed from an angry, defiant 12-year old to a dead-from-drug-overdose 19-year old.

/ NCSB
 
2022-09-28 6:55:08 AM  
I'd like for these "schools" to detail how they define "wayward".
 
2022-09-28 6:56:40 AM  

hardinparamedic: This thread was doomed from the start


are not most of them?
 
2022-09-28 6:57:56 AM  

jaytkay: No, separate things. Gooning is how "Christians" procure children for grooming.


Whelp, so much for me attempting to articulate a snarky comment to tenuously associate religious institutions historical abuse towards kids with TFA...
 
2022-09-28 6:57:57 AM  

hardinparamedic: snowjack: Stud Gerbil: I thought this was "wrangling".

Only when gerbils are involved.

did you know the human anus can stretch to about a foot in diameter without injury under the right circumstances, and that raccoons are around 6 inches in diameter?


Username overwhelmingly checks out
 
2022-09-28 6:58:32 AM  

Ragin' Asian: I'd like for these "schools" to detail how they define "wayward".


"Opinionated" or "different" or "gay" are words that you might find more familiar.  Once a kid is in, it doesn't really matter why their parents sent them.
 
2022-09-28 7:14:29 AM  

hardinparamedic: snowjack: Stud Gerbil: I thought this was "wrangling".

Only when gerbils are involved.

did you know the human anus can stretch to about a foot in diameter without injury under the right circumstances, and that raccoons are around 6 inches in diameter?


Shouldn't you be posting on thread up on Main?
 
2022-09-28 7:22:56 AM  
Huh.

I thought this was going to be a hockey thing.
 
2022-09-28 7:23:25 AM  

Hobbess: So weird to me that the primary argument of that article is that these companies should be a bit less traumatic when they abduct teenagers to these "tough love" centers. Not that they shouldn't abduct them, which just comes in at the end.


Yeah this entire practice is horrifying. No surprise it's the same crowd always screaming about "human trafficking" that's doing it.

/ every accusation is an admission
 
2022-09-28 7:28:35 AM  
"Get in the cab, kid."

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2022-09-28 7:30:56 AM  

hardinparamedic: did you know the human anus can stretch to about a foot in diameter without injury under the right circumstances


I guess it depends on whose foot...
 
2022-09-28 7:31:59 AM  
Goon Squad (Remastered 2020)
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2022-09-28 7:51:10 AM  
You Will Immediately Regret Your Neck Tattoo. Shayne Smith
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2022-09-28 7:52:12 AM  
Doh I wanted the above to start at 27.50, it is the last story that is relevant.
 
2022-09-28 7:53:10 AM  

Ragin' Asian: I'd like for these "schools" to detail how they define "wayward".


"He was a high-achieving high school freshman - honor roll student, a pole vaulter on the track team. He said his parents became alarmed because he got drunk and smoked marijuana on Halloween, and because he told them he was gay. "
 
2022-09-28 7:58:13 AM  

bughunter: As opposed to the definition mostly used at places like 4chan and PornHub?

/one that gives edgelord another meaning also


Edgelord Goonerhands.
 
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