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(CityBeat)   Cincinnati Republicans are watching you Fark in a new ad. 30 second ad buys should do the trick   (citybeat.com) divider line
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2862 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Sep 2022 at 8:10 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-28 4:05:11 AM  
Good ad.  Would like to see more, also in other districts.
 
2022-09-28 7:07:18 AM  
I'm sharing it now in PA and VT
 
2022-09-28 7:13:00 AM  
How do you keep Cincinnati Repubs. in suspense?
 
2022-09-28 8:12:15 AM  
Outlawing abortion changed the rules. Expect to see a lot less sympathy for conservative feelings and emotions and a LOT more "fark off and die" from liberals.
 
2022-09-28 8:14:07 AM  
A commercial showing a trump lookalike leering over a gynecologist's shoulder at the woman being examined while repeating republican derp would be glorious.
 
2022-09-28 8:16:03 AM  
Wait.  Do those Republicans actually know what's going on there?  I thought the fact it was two adults would be confusing to them.
 
2022-09-28 8:16:28 AM  

KRSESQ: A commercial showing a trump lookalike leering over a gynecologist's shoulder at the woman being examined while repeating republican derp would be glorious.


Be careful. To those types, that's the kind of thing you aren't allowed to show on TV...

// Mid- and Mountain Western women would have their first orgasms that didn't involve sitting on a motorcycle or washing machine
 
2022-09-28 8:16:56 AM  

KRSESQ: A commercial showing a trump lookalike leering over a gynecologist's shoulder at the woman being examined while repeating republican derp would be glorious.


Some teahadist tried that once in an ad.

Creepy Uncle Sam - Anti-Obamacare Ad - The Exam - Female Version
Youtube 7KHjg6mtewI
 
2022-09-28 8:17:22 AM  
1967:

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-09-28 8:17:37 AM  
jokes on you I'm into that shit
Youtube H3o6Magi8P4
 
2022-09-28 8:18:40 AM  
That was brilliant. Needed some creepy transition music to the Republican though.
 
2022-09-28 8:28:12 AM  
That ad reeks of desperation
 
2022-09-28 8:30:50 AM  
And knowing Republicans, they're probably thinking "Where's the nubile young boy?" "Why isn't she screaming 'No!' or sobbing?" and "Wow, it's supposed to last 30 seconds?"
 
2022-09-28 8:30:53 AM  

karnal: That ad reeks of desperation


No it doesn't. If anything it's very effective. No wonder you don't like it.
 
2022-09-28 8:33:01 AM  
And knowing Republicans, they're probably thinking "yeah, what's the problem here".
 
2022-09-28 8:33:10 AM  

UNC_Samurai: KRSESQ: A commercial showing a trump lookalike leering over a gynecologist's shoulder at the woman being examined while repeating republican derp would be glorious.

Some teahadist tried that once in an ad.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/7KHjg6mtewI]


Yeah, an updated version of that could be extremely useful.
 
2022-09-28 8:33:48 AM  
Yeah, the Grand Old Pervs have gone too far.

Its going to cost them everything.
 
2022-09-28 8:34:15 AM  

karnal: That ad reeks of desperation


lol, loser.
 
2022-09-28 8:36:02 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: Yeah, the Grand Old Pervs have gone too far.

Its going to cost them everything.


Outlawing abortion was an incredibly bad idea.
 
2022-09-28 8:36:33 AM  

karnal: That ad reeks of desperation


Its accurate.
 
2022-09-28 8:38:04 AM  
Yeah 30 seconds should be fine, but I doubt a commercial that only runs 2-3 times a year is going to do much good.
 
2022-09-28 8:38:27 AM  

RasIanI: karnal: That ad reeks of desperation

Its accurate.


Yup...and that's why conservatives are worried.
 
2022-09-28 8:39:38 AM  

Weaver95: Outlawing abortion changed the rules. Expect to see a lot less sympathy for conservative feelings and emotions and a LOT more "fark off and die" from liberals.


Outlawing abortion changed the rules. Expect to see a lot less sympathy for conservative feelings and emotions and a LOT more "fark off and die" from liberals human beings.
 
2022-09-28 8:39:57 AM  
I enjoy the ad. There need to be more like it.

Here's another idea:

Mom dressing her kid for school. She straps a bulletproof vest onto him with velcro. "Remember what you learned in your active shooter drill class, sweetie." Puts a big oversized pot helmet on his head.

REPUBLICANS WANT YOUR CHILD TO GO TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS.

"Mommy, all of my teachers have to carry guns now." Looks out at the camera with a smile. "But at least they can't teach me all that stuff about Critical Race Theory anymore!" Thumbs up!
 
2022-09-28 8:40:07 AM  
I'm concerned that I may be turning Republican, because I would like to see more commercials exploring every aspect of this woman's sex life.
 
2022-09-28 8:40:23 AM  
Farking Steve Shabby was running for office 30 years ago when I left Ohio.
Glad to see some things never change.....

/Thank you Gary Burbank for the "Steve Shabby" endearment.
 
2022-09-28 8:40:34 AM  
Most Republicans are known perverts and child molesters.
 
2022-09-28 8:42:28 AM  

Jake Havechek: Most Republicans are known perverts and child molesters.


And they get big mad when you remind them of that fact.
 
2022-09-28 8:43:25 AM  

scottofwolfpen: Yeah 30 seconds should be fine, but I doubt a commercial that only runs 2-3 times a year is going to do much good.


The Apple 1984 Ad ran once and is still remembered 40 years later. Don't belay the impact of a work in the right place at the right time.
 
2022-09-28 8:45:31 AM  

Weaver95: Jake Havechek: Most Republicans are known perverts and child molesters.

And they get big mad when you remind them of that fact.


"You don't have to rub it in!"

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2022-09-28 8:48:13 AM  

saintstryfe: scottofwolfpen: Yeah 30 seconds should be fine, but I doubt a commercial that only runs 2-3 times a year is going to do much good.

The Apple 1984 Ad ran once and is still remembered 40 years later. Don't belay the impact of a work in the right place at the right time.


Daisy also only ran once
 
2022-09-28 8:51:02 AM  

Roastbeast Sammich: I enjoy the ad. There need to be more like it.

Here's another idea:

Mom dressing her kid for school. She straps a bulletproof vest onto him with velcro. "Remember what you learned in your active shooter drill class, sweetie." Puts a big oversized pot helmet on his head.

REPUBLICANS WANT YOUR CHILD TO GO TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS.

"Mommy, all of my teachers have to carry guns now." Looks out at the camera with a smile. "But at least they can't teach me all that stuff about Critical Race Theory anymore!" Thumbs up!


Narrator: Nobody ever taught K-12 kids about critical race theory, it was a particular set of courses at Harvard Law School about racial patterns in legal issues.
 
2022-09-28 8:51:37 AM  

karnal: That ad reeks of desperation


Trurth hurts huh?
 
2022-09-28 8:52:51 AM  

karnal: That ad reeks of desperation


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2022-09-28 9:01:24 AM  

karnal: That ad reeks of desperation


Yeah, it's not like you have a conservative supreme court judge and multiple Republicans running for office openly stating they're going after birth control next.
 
2022-09-28 9:16:30 AM  
So after birth control what's next?  I mean, beyond the obvious ban on gay marriage.

Interracial marriage?

Marrying non-citizens?

Marrying outside your religion?

Marriage outside of a church (self ordaining laws, married by a judge, etc)?

Hookup apps?  Dating apps in general?

Viagra and other male enhancement drugs?  LOL, just kidding about that one.  Boys will be boys, after all!
 
2022-09-28 9:30:16 AM  
Here in NC you already have drug stores moving condoms behind the pharmacy counter after a 'religious group' was caught poking holes in the boxes when they were on an aisle and not boxed in those plastic security boxes. Being a 'red county', it barely made a blurb on the news.

I think this ad should be blasted in every red state, Texas and Florida should get bombarded with it.
 
2022-09-28 9:34:10 AM  

Copperbelly watersnake: karnal: That ad reeks of desperation

Yeah, it's not like you have a conservative supreme court judge and multiple Republicans running for office openly stating they're going after birth control next.


Or JD Vance saying he wants to ban porn
 
2022-09-28 9:34:25 AM  

Roastbeast Sammich: Weaver95: Jake Havechek: Most Republicans are known perverts and child molesters.

And they get big mad when you remind them of that fact.

"You don't have to rub it in!"

[Fark user image 268x188]


Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
 
2022-09-28 10:08:27 AM  
20 seconds and it's only happening in my mind anyway.
 
2022-09-28 10:17:20 AM  

Weaver95: Outlawing abortion changed the rules. Expect to see a lot less sympathy for conservative feelings and emotions and a LOT more "fark off and die" from liberals.


While it's good some of them are finally doing that, it's kinda f*cked up that more of them didn't react to all the other f*cked up sh*t conservatives did before now. Because there's been a lot of really f*cked up sh*t.

Frankly I'm amazed that there hasn't been more outrage at school boards before now. That sh*t affects people's kids.
 
2022-09-28 10:28:26 AM  
My first thought was The Campaign.
 
2022-09-28 10:55:51 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: Yeah, the Grand Old Pervs have gone too far.

Its going to cost them everything.


Can we go with gross old pervs? Nothing grand about them if you ask me.

Also, it may cost them a great deal if they fail in their efforts to suppress dem votes.
 
2022-09-28 10:59:09 AM  
Saw this during an NFL game last week. Pretty sure I got unfriended by more of that side of my family when I shared it with them all on Idiotbook.
 
2022-09-28 11:05:57 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: brainlordmesomorph: Yeah, the Grand Old Pervs have gone too far.

Its going to cost them everything.

Can we go with gross old pervs? Nothing grand about them if you ask me.

Also, it may cost them a great deal if they fail in their efforts to suppress dem votes.


gropey old pervs? They don't deserve capital letters either.
gangrenous ossified prats?
grubby oblivious parasites?
ghastly offensive penis-heads?
 
2022-09-28 11:29:52 AM  
Why is Fark capitalized in the headline?
 
2022-09-28 1:12:21 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Why is Fark capitalized in the headline?


Fark is a nation. There are dozens of us!!!
 
2022-09-28 1:34:43 PM  

Weaver95: Outlawing abortion changed the rules. Expect to see a lot less sympathy for conservative feelings and emotions and a LOT more "fark off and die" from liberals.


They get to go to war now.
Their war.
They Want one here, or there.
Let them fight it.
 
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