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(Yahoo)   An entire roasted chicken can now be delivered by drone in Dallas-Fort Worth, and God knows that's what these people need   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2022-09-27 11:38:34 PM  
What they NEED is salad delivered by drone...fatasses.
 
2022-09-27 11:52:12 PM  
With god as my witness, I thought chickens could fly.
 
2022-09-28 4:33:14 AM  
I can't wait until one of these gets caught up in a hurricane and someone in Billings Montana gets a surprise chicken in their backyard. UFIB (unintentional fowl in backyard)
 
2022-09-28 4:50:22 AM  
If all the delivery jobs are taken by drones, where will the stoners and meth heads gonna get jobs?  We can employ only so many sergeants, congressman, and sportsball millionaires!
 
2022-09-28 5:04:41 AM  
Can someone tell me why when I was doing this stuff in 2010-2011 nobody cared?
 
2022-09-28 5:14:21 AM  

spiritplumber: Can someone tell me why when I was doing this stuff in 2010-2011 nobody cared?


Your chicken wasn't very good?
 
2022-09-28 5:20:03 AM  
But can it deliver 4 fried chickens and a small coke?
 
2022-09-28 5:23:28 AM  
And then the shooting down of drones begin. Also, some perv can go around flying pretend delivery drones to look in people's windows.
 
2022-09-28 5:24:29 AM  

spiritplumber: Can someone tell me why when I was doing this stuff in 2010-2011 nobody cared?


You didn't get caught.

It was just as illegal then as it is now, though hopefully we are on the threshold of that changing.

Would be very nice not to have to drive a two ton steel vehicle clear across town at great expense of time, energy, and money while being exposed to significant personal risk just to buy some obscure car part that might not even weigh a pound.

I really thought the 2020 Pandemic would fast-forward the widespread use of drone delivery the same way it did for Zoom and remote working, but for some reason it didn't happen.
 
2022-09-28 5:32:43 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: If all the delivery jobs are taken by drones, where will the stoners and meth heads gonna get jobs?  We can employ only so many sergeants, congressman, and sportsball millionaires!


Meth heads don't hold down jobs.  That's why they're always stealing shiat; so they can feed their addiction.
 
2022-09-28 6:23:40 AM  
Also known as cluckster bombs.
 
2022-09-28 6:26:34 AM  
Is Sam's Club doing this?  I've been jonesing for one of their roast chickens for a while.
 
2022-09-28 6:35:09 AM  

GrymRpr: But can it deliver 4 fried chickens and a small coke?


How about toast, no butter, dry?
 
2022-09-28 6:36:11 AM  
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2022-09-28 6:49:51 AM  
An entire roasted chicken can now be delivered by drone

I'd have thought there'd be more market demand for drone delivery of a bucket of chicken, but I'll leave
it up to the experts in this area.
 
2022-09-28 6:52:23 AM  
'These people'
...🤔
Hmm...
 
2022-09-28 7:02:02 AM  
Who fixes the cable first a roasted chicken or a delivery drone?
 
2022-09-28 7:06:00 AM  
In Texas I would have expected steak delivery.

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2022-09-28 7:13:51 AM  
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2022-09-28 7:25:08 AM  
The Ukrainians have perfected drone delivery of small packages
 
2022-09-28 7:33:52 AM  
Frisco isn't far! Going to grab my gun and get me some air chicken!

/ does not really own a gun
// though I'm certain there are some fine citizens of Frisco that do
/// already amused at the eventual follow up article
 
2022-09-28 7:34:56 AM  
African or European?
 
2022-09-28 7:48:47 AM  
As God is my witness...
 
2022-09-28 7:54:42 AM  
Who needs a drone?
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2022-09-28 8:45:40 AM  
Just a precursor to delivering guns and ammo.
 
2022-09-28 9:36:52 AM  
Provided it's not raining, or the wind blowing over 10mph.
 
2022-09-28 12:00:45 PM  
Drone delivery SOUNDS like a great idea, but weather, darkness, weight limits, theft, etc.
 
2022-09-28 1:22:48 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Drone delivery SOUNDS like a great idea, but weather, darkness, weight limits, theft, etc.


None of those are concerns.

Weather and darkness?  Fly when it's over.
Weight limits?   Drone shipping not offered when purchasing things over the weight or size limits for drones.
Theft?  Far safer to have it delivered into your back yard than left on the front porch.

Drone delivery will revolutionize online commerce because you can get it faster than if you drove across town for it.   Instant gratification, will make next-day shipping seem antiquated and very slow.

It also takes humans completely out of the loop.  No more overworked Amazon drivers hucking your new 48" TV set over the hedge and calling it a day.
 
2022-09-28 7:27:10 PM  

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That is a beautiful photo
 
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