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(Yahoo)   Flight diverted after passenger stands up and screams, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! REPENT, REPENT!" Adding to the horror, the flight was diverted to Texas   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2022-09-27 9:07:03 PM  
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2022-09-27 9:07:45 PM  
We're all gonna die? Well she's not wrong.
 
2022-09-27 9:12:41 PM  
That's what my inside voice says every time I fly.
 
2022-09-27 10:55:02 PM  
There's a few bricks missing from that person's building.
 
2022-09-27 11:01:12 PM  
They had to turn the plane around over that?? WTF are air marshals for? I at least hope the other passengers beat the shiat out of her when they landed.
 
2022-09-27 11:26:09 PM  
Self-fulfilling prophet.
 
2022-09-28 12:26:25 AM  
What's really going to bake your noodle later on is would you still have died if you hadn't landed in Texas?
 
2022-09-28 2:38:03 AM  

Mugato: They had to turn the plane around over that?? WTF are air marshals for? I at least hope the other passengers beat the shiat out of her when they landed.


The air marshal?
 
2022-09-28 2:38:08 AM  
Reason #1 i don't fly : the other passengers
 
2022-09-28 2:38:15 AM  
Great. Now they're going to start doing that regularly.
 
2022-09-28 2:38:43 AM  

Mugato: They had to turn the plane around over that?? WTF are air marshals for? I at least hope the other passengers beat the shiat out of her when they landed.


Only if she yelled it in Arabic
 
2022-09-28 2:46:46 AM  

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2022-09-28 2:56:32 AM  
At some point, we should seriously consider adding small brigs to airliners for instances such as these. If you make a commotion, you get put into the brig, and once you're in, we can depressurize the area and turn you into a meat popsicle.

No one's going to die today, lady. But I would definitely try to hold my breath until we land.
 
2022-09-28 2:59:29 AM  
MAN WERENT MEANT TO FLY!
 
2022-09-28 3:00:39 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: At some point, we should seriously consider adding small brigs to airliners for instances such as these. If you make a commotion, you get put into the brig, and once you're in, we can depressurize the area and turn you into a meat popsicle.

No one's going to die today, lady. But I would definitely try to hold my breath until we land.


One flight attendant should have a tazer.  Any situation that would redirect the aircraft gives them clearance to use it.
 
2022-09-28 3:01:44 AM  
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2022-09-28 3:03:54 AM  

Mugato: They had to turn the plane around over that?? WTF are air marshals for? I at least hope the other passengers beat the shiat out of her when they landed.


Beyond the almost certain absence of a marshal, sometimes "We're all gonna die!" means the bomb they planted earlier is going to go off fairly soon, or similar.  You really want to roll the dice on that chance?
 
2022-09-28 3:05:52 AM  

Mugato: They had to turn the plane around over that?? WTF are air marshals for? I at least hope the other passengers beat the shiat out of her when they landed.


I'll say it again:

Under certain circumstances, mob violence should be allowed on planes.
 
2022-09-28 3:06:37 AM  

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Well played.
 
2022-09-28 3:06:42 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Mugato: They had to turn the plane around over that?? WTF are air marshals for? I at least hope the other passengers beat the shiat out of her when they landed.

Beyond the almost certain absence of a marshal, sometimes "We're all gonna die!" means the bomb they planted earlier is going to go off fairly soon, or similar.  You really want to roll the dice on that chance?


You don't trust the TSA to keep such things off the plane?
 
2022-09-28 3:06:50 AM  

Mugato: They had to turn the plane around over that?? WTF are air marshals for? I at least hope the other passengers beat the shiat out of her when they landed.


Air Marshals are only present on about 5% of domestic flights, so there's a 19/20 chance there wasn't one on this flight.
 
2022-09-28 3:09:55 AM  
Going to Texas? Quick, impregnate a woman on the plane, then they'll do everything possible to make sure it lands safely!
 
2022-09-28 3:12:40 AM  
The proper time and place to do that is when you and your friends are renting a house in Whistler, and you're the last one to walk back through a minor snowstorm since you were having too much fun at this Irish bar...and you think that yelling it out when you arrive is going to be funny.

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2022-09-28 3:14:41 AM  
but the Airbus A321neo

If it was a Boeing 737 MAX I could maybe understand, but as it is, "you're crazy, lady"
 
2022-09-28 3:27:22 AM  

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I suspect this woman was having a medical issue.
 
2022-09-28 3:29:10 AM  
I hate it when you're a little too tall for the cockpit and your knee bumps the alert messages dial as you sit down and accidentally switches "TERRAIN TERRAIN WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP" to "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE REPENT REPENT."
 
2022-09-28 3:32:56 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: At some point, we should seriously consider adding small brigs to airliners for instances such as these. If you make a commotion, you get put into the brig, and once you're in, we can depressurize the area and turn you into a meat popsicle.

No one's going to die today, lady. But I would definitely try to hold my breath until we land.


Putting a brig on a commercial airliner is like putting a bar fridge in a walk in cooler.
 
2022-09-28 3:56:28 AM  
FTFA-Perhaps most disturbing of all, Southwest passenger Antonio Sherrodd McGarity, 34, was arrested and charged last spring after masturbating at least four times in full view of a female passenger during a three-hour flight from Seattle to Phoenix...

WTF were the flight attendants doing?  You know the old adage, "Whack off in full view of female passengers once?  Shame on me.

Twice?  Shame on you.

Thrice?  Shame on Southwest's three strike jacking it policy.

Frice?  Actually I think they should let him off just because of his impressive refractory period.  It'd probably take me at least 24 hours to accomplish that feat at 34, and that's if I could sequester myself for the day with commercial-free Golden Girls streaming.  Oh, Blanche, you saucy minx...
 
2022-09-28 3:57:52 AM  
I hate being diverted to Texas.
 
2022-09-28 4:00:15 AM  
This never happens over Macho Grande.
 
2022-09-28 5:13:48 AM  
You only live once, and once enough if you do it right.
 
2022-09-28 5:22:19 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: We Ate the Necco Wafers: At some point, we should seriously consider adding small brigs to airliners for instances such as these. If you make a commotion, you get put into the brig, and once you're in, we can depressurize the area and turn you into a meat popsicle.

No one's going to die today, lady. But I would definitely try to hold my breath until we land.

Putting a brig on a commercial airliner is like putting a bar fridge in a walk in cooler.


Well, exactly. You need somewhere to keep the Bud Light away from the beer until you can get rid of it.
 
2022-09-28 5:22:35 AM  
Religion is a mental illness.
 
2022-09-28 5:33:10 AM  

hlehmann: Religion is a mental illness.


Even assuming that's the case, reasonably benign mental illness that does not effect others in any major way is something that can easily be accommodated in a society.  As long as it stays at "I must do..." and it's within the bounds of the law?  Sure.  Even some reasonable accommodation can be made for things that are technically mildly outside the law - see Sikhs being able to keep to standards of dress and grooming as long as it does not impact safety severely.

The problem is that many religions long ago metastasized into "You must do..."  THAT is where the "NO." line needs to be
 
2022-09-28 5:56:15 AM  
PANIC ATTACK IN AN AIRPLANE !
Youtube cift6TUOu-8
 
2022-09-28 6:08:35 AM  
Every Time that Willy said 'We're All Gonna Die' [All Hail King Julien]
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2022-09-28 6:08:46 AM  

ISO15693: edmo: [Fark user image image 275x223]

I suspect this woman was having a medical issue.


...or she saw *something* in the wing, but nobody would believe her.

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2022-09-28 6:10:12 AM  

hlehmann: Religion is a mental illness.


Or maybe it's the #1 system of thought amongst the mentally ill.
 
2022-09-28 6:11:54 AM  

August11: hlehmann: Religion is a mental illness.

Or maybe it's the #1 system of thought amongst the mentally ill.


"Not a mental illness, but #1 with the mentally ill"
 
2022-09-28 6:15:34 AM  
delusions are still delusional even a thousand a million or a billion people share them with you.

religion is the MMO of delusions
 
2022-09-28 7:12:46 AM  
My son did that once on a plane when he was five.  But everyone correctly ignored him.
 
2022-09-28 7:43:32 AM  
ArcadianRefugee:

They are only on flights with enough arabic names
 
2022-09-28 7:52:59 AM  

ISO15693: edmo: [Fark user image image 275x223]

I suspect this woman was having a medical issue.


Yep. Off her meds or something.
Shame she disrupted things so much, but perhaps it wasn't entirely her fault.  I can see my late M-I-L doing something like this. As she grew older, she lost touch with reality.
 
2022-09-28 8:04:44 AM  
She's the best kind of correct.
 
2022-09-28 8:25:53 AM  

hlehmann: Religion is a mental illness.


In my line of work, I deal with what we call "EDP"'s (Emotionally Disturbed People) everyday on the street, so I've been able to notice some common elements: number one of them is that anyone who has severe bipolar or schizophrenia almost ALWAYS rant about some variation of religion. The End Times, Jesus, repent, et al. We have one guy who, to make things different, stands on street corners and scribbles in a notebook and tells everyone that they're "getting charges" and a "major lawsuit".

And around and around we go.
 
2022-09-28 8:36:47 AM  
Well now that we allow states to control women I hope no one was forced to violate a stupid law made by stupid farkwits.
 
2022-09-28 8:38:05 AM  

ISO15693: edmo: [Fark user image image 275x223]

I suspect this woman was having a medical issue.


Ask your doctor about NoFlyList today!
 
2022-09-28 10:05:16 AM  
Blame Reagan for cutting mental health funding.
 
2022-09-28 11:02:09 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: ISO15693: edmo: [Fark user image image 275x223]

I suspect this woman was having a medical issue.

...or she saw *something* in the wing, but nobody would believe her.

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My ex-wife was in Twilight Zone? She never told me!
 
2022-09-28 11:20:19 AM  
You never hear about the passengers who jump up and yell.....

"This airline is GREAT! i LOVE these bagged peanuts!"
 
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