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    More: Weird, Onion, Scallion, Caramelized onions, Shallot, single type of onion, green portion of a scallion, Garlic, White onion  
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708 clicks; posted to Food » on 27 Sep 2022 at 10:31 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-27 10:39:15 PM  
Now that's meta... a headline parody of an Onion article about onions. Nice work subby!

I'd link The Onion piece but the fark filters would catch it so here's this instead:

Goodfellas - "Vinnie...Don't put too many onions in the sauce"
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2022-09-27 10:59:09 PM  
That's... actually not a lot of mayo for onion dip.  I am confused
 
2022-09-27 11:05:55 PM  
I fried an onion for dinner so I'm ... not entirely excited about this post
 
2022-09-27 11:10:32 PM  
Leek sauteed
Shallot minced
Carmalized yellow
Green raw
Topped with crispy onions

5 kinds
 
2022-09-27 11:16:15 PM  
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2022-09-27 11:19:55 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: That's... actually not a lot of mayo for onion dip.  I am confused


Sour cream.

And dammit Claire you're supposed to be making gainz. You almost figured it out with shrimp. You were like 2 steps from pork tenderloin.

Then you went back to this shiat. It's like you have a festering need for cheese/mayo/dairy. YOU DO NOT BEOCME A SICKCU*T DOING THIS.

you lead you followers like Ragan Chastain. The disservice.

"I'm a blob of shiat. Everyone needs to stick to my level"
 
2022-09-27 11:31:45 PM  

Axeofjudgement: It's like you have a festering need


I'm too tired to think about Claire's festering needs.
 
2022-09-27 11:52:50 PM  
The type and amount of onions you choose for your dip is truly up to you. You could do four or six or whatever number speaks to you (but I like five); just peruse the onion aisle and grab whatever catches your eye.

One. One "speaks to me." It says "...don't be a pretentious farkwit. No one cares what's slathered on their Wavy Lays."

One package of Lipton's Onion Soup Mix. One 16 ounce container of sour cream. One hour in the fridge.

I'm not proud, but I'm well fed.
 
2022-09-27 11:59:49 PM  

FormlessOne: The type and amount of onions you choose for your dip is truly up to you. You could do four or six or whatever number speaks to you (but I like five); just peruse the onion aisle and grab whatever catches your eye.

One. One "speaks to me." It says "...don't be a pretentious farkwit. No one cares what's slathered on their Wavy Lays."

One package of Lipton's Onion Soup Mix. One 16 ounce container of sour cream. One hour in the fridge.

I'm not proud, but I'm well fed.


I'm more interested in how good it is than how you do it.  Had awesome iterations made from soup mix, and equally awesome artisanal crafted home-cooked onion-y insanity.  As long as it's good, I'm happy
 
2022-09-28 12:11:08 AM  

FormlessOne: The type and amount of onions you choose for your dip is truly up to you. You could do four or six or whatever number speaks to you (but I like five); just peruse the onion aisle and grab whatever catches your eye.

One. One "speaks to me." It says "...don't be a pretentious farkwit. No one cares what's slathered on their Wavy Lays."

One package of Lipton's Onion Soup Mix. One 16 ounce container of sour cream. One hour in the fridge.

I'm not proud, but I'm well fed.


Shush! I add that to my burgers
 
2022-09-28 12:19:16 AM  

Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: That's... actually not a lot of mayo for onion dip.  I am confused

Sour cream.

And dammit Claire you're supposed to be making gainz. You almost figured it out with shrimp. You were like 2 steps from pork tenderloin.

Then you went back to this shiat. It's like you have a festering need for cheese/mayo/dairy. YOU DO NOT BEOCME A SICKCU*T DOING THIS.

you lead you followers like Ragan Chastain. The disservice.

"I'm a blob of shiat. Everyone needs to stick to my level"


You're in rare form tonight, Axe
 
2022-09-28 12:25:58 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: That's... actually not a lot of mayo for onion dip.  I am confused

Sour cream.

And dammit Claire you're supposed to be making gainz. You almost figured it out with shrimp. You were like 2 steps from pork tenderloin.

Then you went back to this shiat. It's like you have a festering need for cheese/mayo/dairy. YOU DO NOT BEOCME A SICKCU*T DOING THIS.

you lead you followers like Ragan Chastain. The disservice.

"I'm a blob of shiat. Everyone needs to stick to my level"

You're in rare form tonight, Axe


You got the pêrpuhđeķűůřń?
 
2022-09-28 12:30:25 AM  

NINEv2: pêrpuhđeķűůřń


Damn... you've just posted a word Google brings back no results at all on.  That's impressive
 
2022-09-28 12:37:30 AM  
The Amazing World Of Gumball - Onions Can Make You Cry... Unless You Make Them Cry First!
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"Be careful! Onions can make you cry..... UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST!!!"
 
2022-09-28 12:49:20 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: That's... actually not a lot of mayo for onion dip.  I am confused


Any more than zero mayo is too much for an onion dip recipe
 
2022-09-28 12:53:02 AM  

chitownmike: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: That's... actually not a lot of mayo for onion dip.  I am confused

Any more than zero mayo is too much for an onion dip recipe


While you're not necessarily wrong, a lot of them do have it, including Alton Brown's which I know from experience is good
 
2022-09-28 12:57:11 AM  

Be polite walk on the right: I fried an onion for dinner so I'm ... not entirely excited about this post


Like...just a fried onion?

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2022-09-28 12:58:40 AM  
I only have 4 types of onion in the house at most types.

Because sweet onions are farking useless.

If I want sweet onions, I'll caramelize the shiat out of regular onions.
 
2022-09-28 1:49:45 AM  

olrasputin: Be polite walk on the right: I fried an onion for dinner so I'm ... not entirely excited about this post

Like...just a fried onion?

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no I sliced it and fried it with kielbasa
 
2022-09-28 2:22:04 AM  

FormlessOne: The type and amount of onions you choose for your dip is truly up to you. You could do four or six or whatever number speaks to you (but I like five); just peruse the onion aisle and grab whatever catches your eye.

One. One "speaks to me." It says "...don't be a pretentious farkwit. No one cares what's slathered on their Wavy Lays."

One package of Lipton's Onion Soup Mix. One 16 ounce container of sour cream. One hour in the fridge.

I'm not proud, but I'm well fed.


No, be proud. There are many things that taste better made from scratch vs. some store bought shortcut. This is not one of them. The Lipton soup packet is the way to go.
 
2022-09-28 3:13:42 AM  
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2022-09-28 3:14:23 AM  

Be polite walk on the right: olrasputin: Be polite walk on the right: I fried an onion for dinner so I'm ... not entirely excited about this post

Like...just a fried onion?

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no I sliced it and fried it with kielbasa


/sigh

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2022-09-28 3:43:51 AM  

olrasputin: I only have 4 types of onion in the house at most types.

Because sweet onions are farking useless.

If I want sweet onions, I'll caramelize the shiat out of regular onions.


some peoples taste is all in their mouth. i stock vidalia 24/7. it's all you need.
 
2022-09-28 3:50:24 AM  

sinko swimo: olrasputin: I only have 4 types of onion in the house at most types.

Because sweet onions are farking useless.

If I want sweet onions, I'll caramelize the shiat out of regular onions.

some peoples taste is all in their mouth. i stock vidalia 24/7. it's all you need.


Not if  you're doing a lot of Asian and Latin American cooking.

/shrug
 
2022-09-28 4:58:09 AM  
sinko swimo:some peoples taste is all in their mouth. i stock vidalia 24/7. it's all you need.

I'm the furthest thing from a food snob, but that's the dumbest take I've heard in a while here.
 
2022-09-28 8:44:29 AM  

olrasputin: I only have 4 types of onion in the house at most types.

Because sweet onions are farking useless.

If I want sweet onions, I'll caramelize the shiat out of regular onions.


Lol:
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Rage on my friend!
 
2022-09-28 10:34:29 AM  

McGrits: olrasputin: I only have 4 types of onion in the house at most types.

Because sweet onions are farking useless.

If I want sweet onions, I'll caramelize the shiat out of regular onions.

Lol:
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Rage on my friend!


Lmao.

FWIW, I finally did something about my ungainly big onion problem. Now I'm sporting sleek, small to medium-sized onions.

But they have a ton more flavor. IYKWIMAITYD
 
2022-09-28 11:23:32 AM  

WickerNipple: Axeofjudgement: It's like you have a festering need

I'm too tired to think about Claire's festering needs.


That puss won't eat itself!
 
2022-09-28 11:36:32 AM  

CoonAce: WickerNipple: Axeofjudgement: It's like you have a festering need

I'm too tired to think about Claire's festering needs.

That puss won't eat itself!


Couldn't pay a zombie.
 
2022-09-28 12:33:40 PM  
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/JAQing for a friend*
 
2022-09-28 8:09:24 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: That's... actually not a lot of mayo for onion dip.  I am confused

Sour cream.

And dammit Claire you're supposed to be making gainz. You almost figured it out with shrimp. You were like 2 steps from pork tenderloin.

Then you went back to this shiat. It's like you have a festering need for cheese/mayo/dairy. YOU DO NOT BEOCME A SICKCU*T DOING THIS.

you lead you followers like Ragan Chastain. The disservice.

"I'm a blob of shiat. Everyone needs to stick to my level"

You're in rare form tonight, Axe


Hating everyone and life! And I can't take it out on the current fatass I gotta Deal with. Claire is good enough.

Cause that old fat bastard will swing. And unlike the last coworker he hit, I swing back.
 
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