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(Chron)   A ranking of Hard Seltzers from "Worst" to "Best," keeping in mind that "Best" in seltzer-speak isn't much better than the 1970s Bill Murray "Swill" SNL commercial   ( divider line
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2022-09-27 6:38:23 PM  
This one is pretty good
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2022-09-27 7:53:44 PM  
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2022-09-27 7:55:04 PM  

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2022-09-27 9:19:40 PM  
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Tasty and refreshing. Wasn't gonna get drunk on it. But it was a nice alternative in Montana
2022-09-27 9:21:57 PM  

edmo: Swill?

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Clearly Canadian?
2022-09-27 9:51:49 PM  
There used to be a lot more wheat beers w/ fruits added. Now there are only a few kinds, and none of them are coconut. Coconut wheat beer was absolutely perfect w/ spicy Asian grilled stuff w/ fruity chile peppers.
2022-09-27 11:10:09 PM  
No Vista Bay? They must be too good for Aldi.
2022-09-27 11:10:38 PM  
Eh. I like a nice hard seltzer or hard lemonade on a hot day. They're very refreshing.
2022-09-27 11:40:13 PM  
It's not even clean liquor. My sinuses said they have sulfites, it's just clear malt liquor. Just bring your own vodak and spike something you already like.
2022-09-28 11:04:06 PM  
If I want something sparkling, clear, & alcoholic, I can think of a bunch of gin cocktails off the top of my head that I'd rather have than friggin' seltzer water with ethanol added to it.

Hell, the Mike's line of alco-pops sound better than that.  At least they go down nicely when you're overheated & tired, even if they are essentially alcohol & sugar water.

What's next?  The return of Zima?
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