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(MSN)   If you recently tried to protect two women from a carjacker at a Nashville Waffle House, the police would like to have a word with you   (msn.com) divider line
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5272 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Sep 2022 at 4:05 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-27 3:57:35 PM  
Yeah, that gun got tossed in a bituminous fire then beat with a big hammer by now.
 
2022-09-27 4:07:31 PM  
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2022-09-27 4:12:33 PM  
Photos show the man's BMW was customized with what appears to be decorative pink lighting fixed to the undercarriage.

because nothing says you're a badass like a pink undercarriage.
 
2022-09-27 4:15:40 PM  

Al Roker's Forecast: Photos show the man's BMW


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2022-09-27 4:16:19 PM  
You can bet your grits they're not going to find this guy. He's smothered the evidence, is covered with an alibi and probably chunked the gun.
If they do though, it will be wholesome and satisfying.
 
2022-09-27 4:18:02 PM  
Scattered or smothered?
 
2022-09-27 4:19:22 PM  

RedfordRenegade: You can bet your grits they're not going to find this guy.


Not quite so fast there Dr Watson...

The perp if he stepped foot inside the Waffle House will have syrup on the bottom of his shoes for at least a week.
 
2022-09-27 4:20:16 PM  

dryknife: Scattered or smothered?


Scatted, smothered, stunned, and clubbed.
 
2022-09-27 4:21:11 PM  

RedfordRenegade: You can bet your grits they're not going to find this guy. He's smothered the evidence, is covered with an alibi and probably chunked the gun.
If they do though, it will be wholesome and satisfying.


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2022-09-27 4:21:16 PM  
Did he syruptitiously left the scene?
 
2022-09-27 4:22:30 PM  

RedfordRenegade: You can bet your grits they're not going to find this guy. He's smothered the evidence, is covered with an alibi and probably chunked the gun.
If they do though, it will be wholesome and satisfying.


Not if they get a bloodhound gang after him
 
2022-09-27 4:22:36 PM  
Don't it make your brown waffles blue?
 
2022-09-27 4:23:15 PM  
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2022-09-27 4:23:45 PM  
Unless they want to give him a medal, I say let it go.
 
2022-09-27 4:23:59 PM  
Oh I bet that tip line is ringing off the hook with people looking to turn in a guy who tried to stop a car jacking!
 
2022-09-27 4:24:27 PM  

fngoofy: dryknife: Scattered or smothered?

Scatted, smothered, stunned, and clubbed.


To shreds you say...
 
2022-09-27 4:26:28 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Unless they want to give him a medal, I say let it go.


They probably want to prosecute him because it's a hell of a lot easier than dealing with actual criminals.
 
2022-09-27 4:26:40 PM  

indy_kid: fngoofy: dryknife: Scattered or smothered?

Scatted, smothered, stunned, and clubbed.

To shreds you say...


We'll, how's his wife holding up?
 
2022-09-27 4:27:26 PM  

emersonbiggins: RedfordRenegade: You can bet your grits they're not going to find this guy. He's smothered the evidence, is covered with an alibi and probably chunked the gun.
If they do though, it will be wholesome and satisfying.

Not if they get a bloodhound gang after him


... gettin' horny now...
 
2022-09-27 4:28:47 PM  

fngoofy: dryknife: Scattered or smothered?

Scatted, smothered, stunned, and clubbed.


Scatted?

i'm so glad fark is not your personal erotica site
 
2022-09-27 4:29:29 PM  
Dear Good Samaritan, if you are reading this thread, do not, I repeat, do notstop by Nashville PD for "questioning."
 
2022-09-27 4:29:44 PM  

Vern: indy_kid: fngoofy: dryknife: Scattered or smothered?

Scatted, smothered, stunned, and clubbed.

To shreds you say...

We'll, how's his wife holding up?


... to shreds you say...
 
2022-09-27 4:29:49 PM  
Sad as it is, with all the ways the world can screw over a good Samaritan, ducking out and avoiding identification is the next best thing to not getting involved in the first place.
 
2022-09-27 4:30:27 PM  
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2022-09-27 4:31:47 PM  
I really hope my obituary doesn't have the words "Waffle House" anywhere in it.
 
2022-09-27 4:33:30 PM  

Al Roker's Forecast: Photos show the man's BMW was customized with what appears to be decorative pink lighting fixed to the undercarriage.

because nothing says you're a badass like a pink undercarriage.


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2022-09-27 4:33:55 PM  

dryknife: Scattered or smothered?


Capped, according to TFA.
 
2022-09-27 4:34:35 PM  

Hoobajube: Sad as it is, with all the ways the world can screw over a good Samaritan, ducking out and avoiding identification is the next best thing to not getting involved in the first place.


_
why do we continually denigrate the ENTIRE Samaritan population with the exception of 1 guy?!  thats_racist.gif


/s
 
2022-09-27 4:35:02 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 850x500]


He kind of looks like Vincent from the show Eureka. He worked in a restaurant too.
 
2022-09-27 4:40:04 PM  
I like to think someone's doing a "Person of Interest," just on a smaller scale.
 
2022-09-27 4:42:55 PM  

Hoobajube: Sad as it is, with all the ways the world can screw over a good Samaritan, ducking out and avoiding identification is the next best thing to not getting involved in the first place.


Generally if you help stop a crime, especially one where a weapon is discharged, you want to stick around and talk to the police. In this case, this happened in Tennessee, which is very pro self-defense, the police would probably give you a medal for your heroic actions.

The fact that he left the scene before the cops showed up and started asking questions means one of three things:

1- He had warrants out for him, but still wanted to help
2 - He's Black, and afraid of the police
3 - He's Batman

I'm betting on 2.
 
2022-09-27 4:44:37 PM  

Flaming Gas Bag: I really hope my obituary doesn't have the words "Waffle House" anywhere in it.


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2022-09-27 4:46:26 PM  
If I were that guy, first of I'd never own such a hideous car, but more importantly there's no farking way I'd identify myself to the cops. What good could possibly come from that?
 
2022-09-27 4:48:18 PM  

Flaming Gas Bag: I really hope my obituary doesn't have the words "Waffle House" anywhere in it.


I could deal with:
Was taken suddenly while enjoying WH
 
2022-09-27 4:50:44 PM  

Vern: Hoobajube: Sad as it is, with all the ways the world can screw over a good Samaritan, ducking out and avoiding identification is the next best thing to not getting involved in the first place.

Generally if you help stop a crime, especially one where a weapon is discharged, you want to stick around and talk to the police. In this case, this happened in Tennessee, which is very pro self-defense, the police would probably give you a medal for your heroic actions.

The fact that he left the scene before the cops showed up and started asking questions means one of three things:

1- He had warrants out for him, but still wanted to help
2 - He's Black, and afraid of the police
3 - He's Batman

I'm betting on 2.


Or.... doesn't want to fill out witness paperwork.  I was a witness once to some b.s.
That made me realize why people don't want to get involved.
 
2022-09-27 4:51:10 PM  
The cops just want to talk to you. Riiiiiight
 
2022-09-27 4:53:32 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Unless they want to give him a medal, I say let it go.


The thing is he started the confrontation (the women were already out of it) and thus wasn't justified in shooting.
 
2022-09-27 4:54:55 PM  

Vern: Hoobajube: Sad as it is, with all the ways the world can screw over a good Samaritan, ducking out and avoiding identification is the next best thing to not getting involved in the first place.

Generally if you help stop a crime, especially one where a weapon is discharged, you want to stick around and talk to the police. In this case, this happened in Tennessee, which is very pro self-defense, the police would probably give you a medal for your heroic actions.

The fact that he left the scene before the cops showed up and started asking questions means one of three things:

1- He had warrants out for him, but still wanted to help
2 - He's Black, and afraid of the police
3 - He's Batman

I'm betting on 2.


Or just doesn't want to deal with the bullshiat and the possibility of being arrested.  It's more fun to make it about race though, isn't it?
 
2022-09-27 4:56:43 PM  

Al Roker's Forecast: Photos show the man's BMW was customized with what appears to be decorative pink lighting fixed to the undercarriage.

because nothing says you're a badass like a pink undercarriage.


What's wrong with pink?
 
2022-09-27 4:57:53 PM  
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2022-09-27 5:00:22 PM  
NEVER talk to the police without a lawyer present. In the case of helping someone like this make them find you, but have your lawyer available and don't say anything except I want to talk to my lawyer.
 
2022-09-27 5:02:54 PM  

Loren: Harry Wagstaff: Unless they want to give him a medal, I say let it go.

The thing is he started the confrontation (the women were already out of it) and thus wasn't justified in shooting.


Wow do you have a screwed up moral compass. I'm a libby lib and even I say good on him for trying to intervene in a violent robbery. The good Samaritan had no way to know if there were other victims in the vehicle, he just saw a woman screaming that she needed help and that some guy was carjacking them.
 
2022-09-27 5:03:09 PM  

Vern: 1- He had warrants out for him, but still wanted to help
2 - He's Black, and afraid of the police
3 - He's Batman


or
4 - felon of any race with illegal gun
 
2022-09-27 5:03:22 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: What's wrong with pink?


She can't sing worth a damn. That's what's wrong with her.
 
2022-09-27 5:07:16 PM  

steklo: Someone Else's Alt: What's wrong with pink?

She can't sing worth a damn. That's what's wrong with her.


okay now you must be trolling because she is epic and awesome.
 
2022-09-27 5:07:56 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: Al Roker's Forecast: Photos show the man's BMW was customized with what appears to be decorative pink lighting fixed to the undercarriage.

because nothing says you're a badass like a pink undercarriage.

What's wrong with pink?


Their not getting any.
 
2022-09-27 5:08:07 PM  
Waffle House. Not even once and never will.
 
2022-09-27 5:09:19 PM  

steklo: Someone Else's Alt: What's wrong with pink?

She can't sing worth a damn. That's what's wrong with her.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺
 
2022-09-27 5:10:05 PM  

PineappleOnPizza: steklo: Someone Else's Alt: What's wrong with pink?

She can't sing worth a damn. That's what's wrong with her.

okay now you must be trolling because she is epic and awesome.


She's hot. And had good producers.
 
2022-09-27 5:11:00 PM  

PineappleOnPizza: okay now you must be trolling because she is epic and awesome.


heh-heh, I did like her when she first came out on the pop scene.

I never followed her career afterwards though.
 
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