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(WJAC TV Johnstown)   Coffee creamer spill closes road. This is why subby takes his roads blacktop   (wjactv.com) divider line
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655 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Sep 2022 at 8:55 PM (25 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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PirateKing [OhFark]
2022-09-27 8:59:27 PM  
7 votes:
Nobody pretend to cry.
 
Diagonal [TotalFark]
2022-09-27 9:11:05 PM  
4 votes:
I like my highways like I like my coffee

pale
weak
cold and
bitter
 
dennysgod
2022-09-27 9:23:46 PM  
3 votes:
Like your men?
 
kb7rky
2022-09-27 9:01:03 PM  
2 votes:

PirateKing: Nobody pretend to cry.


It wasn't milk :P
 
MattyBlast [TotalFark]
2022-09-27 9:18:34 PM  
2 votes:
Authorities say the road may remain slippery, due to the absorbent material, and motorists are advised to reduce speeds and use caution while traveling through the area.

In other words, they made a half & half-assed effort to clean it up safely.
 
RandyJohnson
2022-09-27 9:36:46 PM  
2 votes:
I like my coffee like I like my scotch.

Totally screwed up, like this joke.
 
MrHormel [OhFark]
2022-09-27 10:46:00 PM  
2 votes:

studebaker hoch: I like my coffee the way I like my men:   Ground up in bags in the freezer.


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CrazyCurt
2022-09-27 9:14:07 PM  
1 vote:
Powdered white stuff all over the road would attract half of Florida.

/ Or a third of Washington.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2022-09-27 9:19:34 PM  
1 vote:
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MrHormel [OhFark]
2022-09-27 9:23:53 PM  
1 vote:
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studebaker hoch
2022-09-27 10:17:08 PM  
1 vote:
I like my coffee the way I like my men:   Ground up in bags in the freezer.
 
studebaker hoch
2022-09-27 10:17:46 PM  
1 vote:
I like my coffee the way I like my men:  Tied up in a sack on the back of a mule.
 
migueldelascervezas
2022-09-28 2:44:35 AM  
1 vote:
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