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(WJAC TV Johnstown)   Coffee creamer spill closes road. This is why subby takes his roads blacktop   (wjactv.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, coffee creamer, temporary road closure, officials  
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610 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Sep 2022 at 8:55 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-27 8:59:27 PM  
Nobody pretend to cry.
 
2022-09-27 9:01:03 PM  

PirateKing: Nobody pretend to cry.


It wasn't milk :P
 
2022-09-27 9:11:05 PM  
I like my highways like I like my coffee

pale
weak
cold and
bitter
 
2022-09-27 9:14:07 PM  
Powdered white stuff all over the road would attract half of Florida.

/ Or a third of Washington.
 
2022-09-27 9:15:10 PM  
Good things it wasn't Pumpkin Spice or influencers would be flocking.
Bags of money fall off armored truck in SoCal
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2022-09-27 9:18:34 PM  
Authorities say the road may remain slippery, due to the absorbent material, and motorists are advised to reduce speeds and use caution while traveling through the area.

In other words, they made a half & half-assed effort to clean it up safely.
 
2022-09-27 9:19:34 PM  
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2022-09-27 9:20:36 PM  
What do you call a road with too much creamer? Bukkoffee
 
2022-09-27 9:23:46 PM  
Like your men?
 
2022-09-27 9:23:53 PM  
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2022-09-27 9:36:46 PM  
I like my coffee like I like my scotch.

Totally screwed up, like this joke.
 
2022-09-27 9:54:16 PM  
Whip it Into the air with leaf blowers
Ignite.
Run like hell.
 
2022-09-27 10:17:08 PM  
I like my coffee the way I like my men:   Ground up in bags in the freezer.
 
2022-09-27 10:17:46 PM  
I like my coffee the way I like my men:  Tied up in a sack on the back of a mule.
 
2022-09-27 10:46:00 PM  

studebaker hoch: I like my coffee the way I like my men:   Ground up in bags in the freezer.


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2022-09-28 12:03:22 AM  
Excellent headline Subby. Good wordplay.
 
2022-09-28 2:44:35 AM  
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2022-09-28 8:52:40 AM  

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Came here for black men.

Wait what?

Forget it, I'm rolling.
 
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