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2022-09-27 2:36:25 PM  
I don't think you could get jiggy with Satan on the DL in those
 
2022-09-27 2:38:00 PM  
sneaker vulvas
 
2022-09-27 2:38:43 PM  
Those sneakers make me want to join the Navy.
 
2022-09-27 2:38:53 PM  
Pump it for Satan
 
2022-09-27 2:39:20 PM  
If any shoe is Satanic, it'd be Kirkland brand Dad sneakers.
 
2022-09-27 2:39:37 PM  
I'd like to loudly and vociferously deny being a furry and a foot fetishist for no good reason.

Shame on you for even thinking that.

So, uh, how much do these retail for?
 
2022-09-27 2:39:40 PM  
It's Satanic Panic II: Pitchfork Boogaloo!

We did this 40 years ago people..It was stupid then..It's stupid now..It's the 21st Century, time to put
the imaginary friends and bad guys behind you..
 
2022-09-27 2:39:56 PM  
I asked for (and got) Tattoo You for Christmas one year. My mother immediately said it was satanic after she saw the album sleeve.
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2022-09-27 2:42:36 PM  
I had a pair of Reebok soldiers in high school.  I would wash them once a week with warm water and a capful of bleach.  They were just as white on first day of school as they were on the last.  I get too anal about white shoes that's why I rarely buy them anymore.
 
2022-09-27 2:44:37 PM  
"Reebok Classic Leather Deortiqué Tabi LoW"

... yeah, I don't know where this headline is going.  DNRTFA either.
 
2022-09-27 2:44:57 PM  
This country seriously needs better mental health care.
 
2022-09-27 2:45:22 PM  
Oh look, more escaped brain damaged lab monkeys who think backwards headlines are anything other than farking stupid


please jump in front of a bus subby
 
2022-09-27 2:47:37 PM  

Concrete Donkey: Oh look, more escaped brain damaged lab monkeys who think backwards headlines are anything other than farking stupid


please jump in front of a bus subby


Not Subby but I'm thinking you missed the "subliminal messages" Satanic Panic from a few... *checks notes*  oh god, decades already?...  from before your time, apparently.
 
2022-09-27 2:48:15 PM  
All aboard the Satan train!

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2022-09-27 2:50:30 PM  
They're tabi style shoes what's the problem? Not everything cloven is automatically evil or Christians couldn't deer hunt.
 
2022-09-27 2:51:05 PM  
They wanna sell us their soles?
 
2022-09-27 2:52:27 PM  
zihW eseehC stea nataS
 
2022-09-27 2:57:14 PM  
If Baphomet had shoes they'd look a lot more like this. Of course, He would just get at trim from the farrier once in a while. Goot hooves don't really need to be shod

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2022-09-27 3:03:01 PM  
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2022-09-27 3:03:15 PM  
Now they've done it. Everyone who's anyone will want a pair of these ugly ass Baphomet sneakers.
 
2022-09-27 3:05:33 PM  
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Blech.  I won't wear them either.

My religious practices include swearing off blisters between my toes.

/and always knowing where my keys are
 
2022-09-27 3:09:32 PM  

Concrete Donkey: Oh look, more escaped brain damaged lab monkeys who think backwards headlines are anything other than farking stupid


please jump in front of a bus subby


Tell us how you really feel.
 
2022-09-27 3:10:35 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: It's Satanic Panic II: Pitchfork Boogaloo!

We did this 40 years ago people..It was stupid then..It's stupid now..It's the 21st Century, time to put
the imaginary friends and bad guys behind you..


Well we've rebooted just about everything else from the 80s, it was only a matter of time before someone got around to rebooting the Satanic Panic.

/ PMRC 2.0 is just around the corner I'm sure
 
2022-09-27 3:11:02 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: I had a pair of Reebok soldiers in high school.  I would wash them once a week with warm water and a capful of bleach.  They were just as white on first day of school as they were on the last.  I get too anal about white shoes that's why I rarely buy them anymore.


Black rubber sabo-style clogs. Hose 'em off and you're good.
 
2022-09-27 3:11:33 PM  
eh, they say the same thing about crotchless panties
 
2022-09-27 3:12:43 PM  
Satan worshippers, of the kind imagined by Satanic-panicking Christians, simply do not exist. There are pagans who worship an entity with that name, which had been imagined long before it was co-opted into the Bible. There are entities called the Satanic Temple and the Church of Satan that mostly consist of atheists intentionally trolling Christians. A few heavy metal bands back in the day used to trade in Satanic imagery because it would scare the bejeezus out of our moms. And yeah, there might be a dozen or so AWs and mentally ill dudes out there you can point to. But it is simply stupid to think that large numbers of people, or whole organizations, worship the "Satan" that is portrayed in the Bible, intentionally do evil things because Satan commands it, and so forth.
 
2022-09-27 3:13:42 PM  
...the almost year-old shoes were crafted to resemble the hoofed feet of Baphomet, a goat deity often accompanied by the occult.

Hoofed feet of Baphomet? Those are obviously camel toes.
 
2022-09-27 3:13:54 PM  
Tabi Reebok shoes?  Finally, I can complete my Ninja Baseball Batman cosplay.

These people need to learn about a little place called Japan, but I'm sure they think that Germany did Pearl Harbor.
 
2022-09-27 3:15:17 PM  

Myk-House of El: zihW eseehC stea nataS


Satan aets Cheese Whiz?
 
2022-09-27 3:16:38 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: All aboard the Satan train!

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Is that the handbasket I'm told we're all going to hell in?  Looks awesome!


/you can keep the window seats
//and the aisle seats
///I'll just stand here right next to this warm firebox!
 
2022-09-27 3:18:35 PM  

Jz4p: "Reebok Classic Leather Deortiqué Tabi LoW"

... yeah, I don't know where this headline is going.  DNRTFA either.


Tabi Décortiqué Low is a model of ridiculously-priced Reebok sneakers. The capital W is an artifact of being the first letter in the headline.
 
2022-09-27 3:18:56 PM  

Driedsponge: Myk-House of El: zihW eseehC stea nataS

Satan aets Cheese Whiz?


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2022-09-27 3:23:41 PM  
So we gunna start seeing our favorite black metal musicians showing up to concerts in Tabi Sneakers? Damn the future is weird. Never thought we'de see black metal ninjas but here we are.
 
2022-09-27 3:24:26 PM  

Super Chronic: But it is simply stupid to think that large numbers of people, or whole organizations, worship the "Satan" that is portrayed in the Bible, intentionally do evil things because Satan commands it, and so forth.


They do exist. As to how large, organized or pervasive these groups are is debatable but there are some groups out there that are genuinely batshiat insane and really believe that crap. If you want to go down the rabbit hole look up The Order of the Nine Angles and the Temple of Set. Those are 2 of the crazy ones you can fairly easily find info about.
 
2022-09-27 3:27:12 PM  
There are some people whose ancestors should've been burned at the stake.
 
2022-09-27 3:27:43 PM  
Those are ninja shoes man

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2022-09-27 3:32:21 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: Super Chronic: But it is simply stupid to think that large numbers of people, or whole organizations, worship the "Satan" that is portrayed in the Bible, intentionally do evil things because Satan commands it, and so forth.

They do exist. As to how large, organized or pervasive these groups are is debatable but there are some groups out there that are genuinely batshiat insane and really believe that crap. If you want to go down the rabbit hole look up The Order of the Nine Angles and the Temple of Set. Those are 2 of the crazy ones you can fairly easily find info about.


Wasn't Set an Egyptian deity?
 
2022-09-27 3:33:29 PM  
I dunno, these are kinda hot...

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2022-09-27 3:50:48 PM  

Neondistraction: Rage Against the Thorazine: Super Chronic: But it is simply stupid to think that large numbers of people, or whole organizations, worship the "Satan" that is portrayed in the Bible, intentionally do evil things because Satan commands it, and so forth.

They do exist. As to how large, organized or pervasive these groups are is debatable but there are some groups out there that are genuinely batshiat insane and really believe that crap. If you want to go down the rabbit hole look up The Order of the Nine Angles and the Temple of Set. Those are 2 of the crazy ones you can fairly easily find info about.

Wasn't Set an Egyptian deity?


"wasn't one of their best episodes"
 
2022-09-27 3:53:48 PM  
Shoes that scare away the Jesus freaks?

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2022-09-27 4:05:23 PM  
Sneakerheads treat shoes as with religious fetishism, Satanism isn't a leap.
 
2022-09-27 4:31:14 PM  
But these are ok.

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2022-09-27 4:31:20 PM  

skyotter: This country seriously needs something resembling mental health care.


FTFY
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2022-09-27 4:40:00 PM  

bughunter: I dunno, these are kinda hot...

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A certain red headed former Press Secretary would look good with those...
 
2022-09-27 4:47:30 PM  

ajgeek: skyotter: This country seriously needs something resembling mental health care.

FTFY
/Damnit, can't figure out Strikethroughs in comments on mobile.


load the desktop version of the page in your browser.
 
2022-09-27 4:56:11 PM  
Well, they are ugly as sin
 
2022-09-27 5:04:06 PM  
I play all my records backwards! sdrawkcab sdrocer ym lla yalp I.
 
2022-09-27 5:22:44 PM  

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Blech.  I won't wear them either.

My religious practices include swearing off blisters between my toes.

/and always knowing where my keys are


You must be a Unitoeian.
 
2022-09-27 6:32:12 PM  

Neondistraction: Rage Against the Thorazine: Super Chronic: But it is simply stupid to think that large numbers of people, or whole organizations, worship the "Satan" that is portrayed in the Bible, intentionally do evil things because Satan commands it, and so forth.

They do exist. As to how large, organized or pervasive these groups are is debatable but there are some groups out there that are genuinely batshiat insane and really believe that crap. If you want to go down the rabbit hole look up The Order of the Nine Angles and the Temple of Set. Those are 2 of the crazy ones you can fairly easily find info about.

Wasn't Set an Egyptian deity?


Yup. The nutjob who founded the Temple of Set claimed Satan revealed to him that Satan's true name was Set or something? I wouldn't try to make any sense of it though, these people are farking insane. What's really weird about the Temple of Set is the guy who founded it, Michael Aquino, was a military intelligence officer specializing in psychological warfare. There's even some conspiracy theories floating around he was connected to the Qanon movement.

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2022-09-27 6:39:20 PM  

Super Chronic: Satan worshippers, of the kind imagined by Satanic-panicking Christians, simply do not exist. There are pagans who worship an entity with that name, which had been imagined long before it was co-opted into the Bible. There are entities called the Satanic Temple and the Church of Satan that mostly consist of atheists intentionally trolling Christians. A few heavy metal bands back in the day used to trade in Satanic imagery because it would scare the bejeezus out of our moms. And yeah, there might be a dozen or so AWs and mentally ill dudes out there you can point to. But it is simply stupid to think that large numbers of people, or whole organizations, worship the "Satan" that is portrayed in the Bible, intentionally do evil things because Satan commands it, and so forth.


You my friend are out of touch.

1. Theistic and anti-cosmic satanists do in fact exist and sometimes they do blood magic or necromancy rituals although sacrificing living things is pretty rare. Then there's the left hand path in esoteric ritual and Tantra which Christians would definitely call satanism. I personally know several Luciferians theistic and non Theistic. These are all types of Satanism/Devil Worship/dark esoteric magic/gnostic religions that humans currently use and I left 100s out. My point is there are humans who worship devils/Satan/pre-christian dieties/practice magic. The idea that the temple or Lavey represents satanism is like saying Marxism is the only critical theory. Maybe the most well known but not the only one by a long shot.

2. Heavy metal Bands today are overtly satanic and not just Norwegian black metal either. In fact I saw one last night, check out Zeal and Ardor. or Ghost. Waitain covers their stage in pigs blood and uses human bones in satanic rituals during their shows. This isn't Knights in Satan's Service here but the Waitain disciplines are pretty close.

3. Everything that isn't explicitly Christian is satanic in their view. Free thought? SATAN! Yoga and meditation? SATANIC RITUALS! So even if blood soaked satanic Altars didn't exist (and I assure you, they do) then there would still be the kind of satanists Christians believe in because they think everything that isn't Christ is the devil and they don't understand the difference.

†please note I put as much water in theistic satanism as christianity which is none at all. I'm just super into studying religion, witchcraft, magic, and myths.
 
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