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(Vice)   Sunning your butthole is the new TikTok trend because it allegedly gives you fresh energy. So TikTokers have that going for them   (vice.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Sun, Ultraviolet, Sunburn, Skin cancer, plenty of good reasons, proven science, Sunscreen, warmth of the sun  
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2444 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Sep 2022 at 2:20 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-27 1:53:27 PM  
Taint gonna happen.
 
2022-09-27 2:06:18 PM  
They can stick that trend where the sun don't - ......oh, wait.
 
2022-09-27 2:21:00 PM  
...which is nice.
 
2022-09-27 2:21:44 PM  
Wasn't this a "not a real thing" 3 years ago?
 
2022-09-27 2:23:13 PM  

deliciousflavor: Wasn't this a "not a real thing" 3 years ago?


TikTok (and it's friend, Twitter) keeps bringing out the crazies, I guess.
 
2022-09-27 2:23:28 PM  
It's called "where the sun doesn't shine" for a reason folks
 
2022-09-27 2:23:33 PM  
This story is like annual instead of perineal.
 
2022-09-27 2:23:39 PM  
Even your dog is like, "WTF dude, do you have no shame?"

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2022-09-27 2:23:47 PM  
Here's a helpful pic:

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2022-09-27 2:24:27 PM  

deliciousflavor: Wasn't this a "not a real thing" 3 years ago?


As soon as any given thing hits the internet, you can bet some shining exemplar of humanity is going to try it.
 
2022-09-27 2:24:31 PM  
Humans are  failed experiment.  Maybe the next intelligent species over will achieve interstellar tech.
 
2022-09-27 2:25:21 PM  
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2022-09-27 2:25:31 PM  
Tucker C uses that technique for his solar powered vibrating anal beads...
 
2022-09-27 2:25:45 PM  
Looks like subby's mom on the pier when the Navy pulls in (heh)
 
2022-09-27 2:26:23 PM  
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2022-09-27 2:26:46 PM  

czei: Here's a helpful pic:

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2022-09-27 2:27:18 PM  
Don't try this on the golf course.
 
2022-09-27 2:28:36 PM  
I intentionally live and eat in such a way that I can be in the sun for hours without sunscreen and not get burned.

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2022-09-27 2:30:40 PM  
Exposing your anus to prolonged amounts of sunlight can damage the very sensitive skin that is the culo.

Sunburns can be painful and create not only a large pain in the ass, but also ensure you believe Epstein did kill himself and Hunter's laptop is not a big thing.
 
2022-09-27 2:30:51 PM  
What a SFW asshole tanning looks like.
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2022-09-27 2:31:38 PM  
I hate that I know this, but this isn't new. Josh Brolin posted a hilarious Instagram story a couple years ago about how he tried this and had to apply aloe vera to his sunburnt asshole.
 
2022-09-27 2:31:48 PM  

UberDave: They can stick that trend where the sun don't - ......oh, wait.


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2022-09-27 2:31:56 PM  

czei: Here's a helpful pic:

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Gayest thing I'm likely to see today
Nttawwt
 
2022-09-27 2:32:04 PM  
Remember when Fark only used to be 3 ~days~ behind the rest of the world?
 
2022-09-27 2:32:05 PM  
The reason people get burnt is because, a) they simply don't expose themselves to the sun often enough so haven't built a tolerance and, b) they live such a toxic lifestyle that their blood is toxic and out of tune with nature, so it reacts with the sun creating a 'burn' I intentionally live and eat in such a way that I can be in the sun for hours without sunscreen and not get burned."

And people will believe this word salad and toss it around on TikTok.
 
2022-09-27 2:33:06 PM  
I .
I just.
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JFC I can't even comment on this article. I'm out.
 
2022-09-27 2:33:17 PM  
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- Josh Brolin
 
2022-09-27 2:33:23 PM  

Trocadero: czei: Here's a helpful pic:

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i'm not going to watch the movie to further my understanding.  But, I am now aware of the source of this image.
 
2022-09-27 2:34:12 PM  
It will be nice when we evolve into other species.
 
2022-09-27 2:34:49 PM  

farkitallletitend: The reason people get burnt is because, a) they simply don't expose themselves to the sun often enough so haven't built a tolerance and, b) they live such a toxic lifestyle that their blood is toxic and out of tune with nature, so it reacts with the sun creating a 'burn' I intentionally live and eat in such a way that I can be in the sun for hours without sunscreen and not get burned."

And people will believe this word salad and toss it around on TikTok.


Came here for this. Enjoy your taint cancer TikTok user.
 
2022-09-27 2:35:10 PM  
Shoot, social media has so screwed up the world, you could probably say
"Hey!  Here's a new challenge!  Jump off a 10 story building and see if you survive"
And the next day there would be scored of DEAD PEOPLE that accepted the challenge!
(At least it would hopefully IMPROVE the gene pool, because way too many people
have been swimming in the shallow end!
 
2022-09-27 2:35:44 PM  
I hope they have someone willing to inspect their assholes for skin cancer.
 
2022-09-27 2:36:07 PM  

johnny_vegas: Looks like subby's mom on the pier when the Navy pulls in (heh)


Se(a)men.
 
2022-09-27 2:36:56 PM  
Do they sun their buttholes while eating NyQuil chicken?
 
2022-09-27 2:36:57 PM  
Don't it make my brown eye red 🎶
 
2022-09-27 2:37:07 PM  
Sounds like a good way to get cancer where you really don't want cancer. Not that you'd want it anywhere, but if they need to carve some skin off well ouch...
 
2022-09-27 2:38:07 PM  
It's always butt stuff anymore, isn't it?

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2022-09-27 2:38:45 PM  

farkitallletitend: The reason people get burnt is because, a) they simply don't expose themselves to the sun often enough so haven't built a tolerance and, b) they live such a toxic lifestyle that their blood is toxic and out of tune with nature, so it reacts with the sun creating a 'burn' I intentionally live and eat in such a way that I can be in the sun for hours without sunscreen and not get burned."

And people will believe this word salad and toss it around on TikTok.


Perhaps salad and tossing are appropriate given the subject matter... not sure how words got involved...no kink shaming here.
 
2022-09-27 2:39:23 PM  
The ass thing they're doing is unrelated to the energy, it's just something they like to do.

It turns out that taking a break from what you were doing and lying down for a few minutes gives you fresh energy whether you're exposing your anus to sunlight or not.
 
2022-09-27 2:41:03 PM  
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2022-09-27 2:41:27 PM  

bughunter: Even your dog is like, "WTF dude, do you have no shame?"

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That's totally inviting a UFIA event...
 
2022-09-27 2:44:37 PM  
Last year's trend.

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2022-09-27 2:45:20 PM  

Malenfant: The ass thing they're doing is unrelated to the energy, it's just something they like to do.

It turns out that taking a break from what you were doing and lying down for a few minutes gives you fresh energy whether you're exposing your anus to sunlight or not.


*lowers legs, pulls up pants, looks around*

Oh... Never mind.
 
2022-09-27 2:45:31 PM  
I don't know if dermatologists check buttholes as part of their routine skin cancer screening, but they better start.
 
2022-09-27 2:45:33 PM  
Ok this isn't new.  About two years ago it might have been new.  A comedian ran a bit on this idiots.
 
2022-09-27 2:45:56 PM  

deliciousflavor: Wasn't this a "not a real thing" 3 years ago?


Exactly. Not new. And I'm wondering if it's actually older than that. The pandemic farked up our ability to estimate time.
 
2022-09-27 2:47:16 PM  
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2022-09-27 2:48:09 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Sounds like a good way to get cancer where you really don't want cancer. Not that you'd want it anywhere, but if they need to carve some skin off well ouch...


Sorry, we were informed by the dermatological expert quoted in TFA that you just need to eat the right things, and they will protect you "from the inside out".

Don't believe me? Here's the word, straight from the horse's ass:
"Some people might scoff at this, but a phrase that I like to say is: 'the sun burns you for your sins'. The reason people get burnt is because, a) they simply don't expose themselves to the sun often enough so haven't built a tolerance and, b) they live such a toxic lifestyle that their blood is toxic and out of tune with nature, so it reacts with the sun creating a 'burn' I intentionally live and eat in such a way that I can be in the sun for hours without sunscreen and not get burned."

They obviously know way more than we do, and we should be proud to have learned from them...
 
2022-09-27 2:48:33 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: bughunter: Even your dog is like, "WTF dude, do you have no shame?"

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That's totally inviting a UFIA event...


I was thinking UCNIA.

/unsolicited cold nose...
//farking dogs
 
2022-09-27 2:48:36 PM  
Black hole sun
 
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