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(Daily Record (UK))   TikTok 'Time traveller' has the discovery of dragons and T-Rex eggs on the menu before the global 'real life purge' begins 2023. Subby is now looking for toast big enough to dip in those eggs   (dailyrecord.co.uk) divider line
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2022-09-27 3:09:40 PM  
he's going to look so foolish when he realizes he has his November and December predictions swapped
 
2022-09-27 3:25:07 PM  
Too many things at once man.  T Rex eggs and a device to other universes? On one day?  Madness.

What does t Rex eggs even mean? Like...viable t Rex eggs?  Fossilized?  Poached?
 
2022-09-27 3:26:25 PM  
You could at least try to make this slightly believable.

"January 1, 2023: Illinois passes the first law that will lead to the global purge."

On January 1, 2023, the Illinois house will be out of session.
 
2022-09-27 3:26:42 PM  
Homeboy needs to learn that you don't put all of your predictions in the immediate future. 2 months and this dude will already be exposed.

Then again, I know that I decided that if I ever time traveled, TikTok would be how I would announce it, so maybe he's legit?
 
2022-09-27 3:27:55 PM  
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Time for the Awakening
 
2022-09-27 3:27:58 PM  
Mr. Nonsense 100% believes Amerikkka is on its way to legalizing a purge like system. Between the Supreme Court of assholes and GOP he too predicts the first purge will begin next year.
 
2022-09-27 3:30:54 PM  
"October 30, 2022: A very large UFO will land near Area 51, containing an alien species.

Why wouldn't it land at Area 51?  Groom Lake is a huge, flat expanse.  All the places "near" Area 51 are rugged mountains.  They'd be terrible places to land.
 
2022-09-27 3:33:27 PM  
Will the dragons have feathers, or scales?
 
2022-09-27 3:34:37 PM  

Rapmaster2000: "October 30, 2022: A very large UFO will land near Area 51, containing an alien species.

Why wouldn't it land at Area 51?  Groom Lake is a huge, flat expanse.  All the places "near" Area 51 are rugged mountains.  They'd be terrible places to land.


Why would an advanced civilization build a space ship that requires a place to land?
 
2022-09-27 3:34:54 PM  
 I see koolaid sales soaring.
 
2022-09-27 3:37:42 PM  

Watubi: Rapmaster2000: "October 30, 2022: A very large UFO will land near Area 51, containing an alien species.

Why wouldn't it land at Area 51?  Groom Lake is a huge, flat expanse.  All the places "near" Area 51 are rugged mountains.  They'd be terrible places to land.

Why would an advanced civilization build a space ship that requires a place to land?


C'mon man. Haven't you ever gotten out and stretch your legs after a long journey in the car. These people are intergalactic. Sitting that long could lead to phlebitis.
 
2022-09-27 3:41:30 PM  

Rapmaster2000: "October 30, 2022: A very large UFO will land near Area 51, containing an alien species.

Why wouldn't it land at Area 51?  Groom Lake is a huge, flat expanse.  All the places "near" Area 51 are rugged mountains.  They'd be terrible places to land.


But space fuel is only $2.99.9 there.
 
2022-09-27 3:47:22 PM  
Imagine your dream as a child was to become a journalist. You study hard and got into journalism school.  You spend 4 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to get that degree.

so you can write a story about a time traveling tiktoker
 
2022-09-27 3:48:36 PM  
What a spurious charlatan.
 
2022-09-27 3:48:55 PM  
Did he mention needing to get a hold of an IBM 5100 as well?

/obscure?
 
2022-09-27 3:48:58 PM  
I may be wrong, but I think that pretty much anyone involved with T Rex is dead now

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2022-09-27 3:49:00 PM  
Is it TikTokers who are getting purged? I could get behind that.
 
2022-09-27 3:49:09 PM  

Fano: [pbs.twimg.com image 689x805]
Time for the Awakening


Everything since 2016 feels like the preamble before Magic is unleashed, sooo...
 
2022-09-27 3:50:01 PM  
These are all accurate predictions...


"October 3, 2022: A group of 5 teenagers discover a T-Rex egg and a device to other universes.
"October 30, 2022: A very large UFO will land near Area 51, containing an alien species.
"November 20, 2022: "Dragons" are discovered in the high mountains of Mexico.
"December 10, 2022: Biden is removed from office due to health issues, Kamala Harris assumes the position.
"January 1, 2023: Illinois passes the first law that will lead to the global purge."


... for movie releases.

/direct to streaming
//#4 will be on PornHub
 
2022-09-27 3:50:35 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Imagine your dream as a child was to become a journalist. You study hard and got into journalism school.  You spend 4 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to get that degree.

so you can write a story about a time traveling tiktoker


Maybe they should have realized what a journalist does, then. Because it's always been "cover mindless bullshiat"
 
2022-09-27 3:57:33 PM  
One needs only Imagine Dragons.
 
2022-09-27 4:02:21 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2022-09-27 4:03:46 PM  

Watubi: Rapmaster2000: "October 30, 2022: A very large UFO will land near Area 51, containing an alien species.

Why wouldn't it land at Area 51?  Groom Lake is a huge, flat expanse.  All the places "near" Area 51 are rugged mountains.  They'd be terrible places to land.

Why would an advanced civilization build a space ship that requires a place to land?


Why would an advanced civilization build a space ship to visit us? I mean - have you seen Fark?
 
2022-09-27 4:10:47 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You could at least try to make this slightly believable.

"January 1, 2023: Illinois passes the first law that will lead to the global purge."

On January 1, 2023, the Illinois house will be out of session.


Maybe the law comes into effect on January 1st?

I'll echo others in saying that he's not giving enough distance to his predictions. October 3rd is in six days so, in less than a week, he'll be proven false. (Not that he isn't already false.)

I'm beginning to think all these TikTok Time Travelers® are just one freelance "journalist."

1) Create a new TikTok account every month or so to make bold, impossible predictions
2) Write an article about it and sell to a third rate newspaper
3) Profit! (in that you get paid a pittance freelancing for a third rate newspaper)
 
2022-09-27 4:12:06 PM  
This means something.

*yawn*
 
2022-09-27 4:16:16 PM  

nytmare: Will the dragons have feathers, or scales?


the birdlike dragons will have feathers, and the drug dealer dragons will have scales.
 
2022-09-27 4:19:42 PM  
This guy's browser history must be off the charts.
 
2022-09-27 4:21:44 PM  
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2022-09-27 4:34:45 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You could at least try to make this slightly believable.

"January 1, 2023: Illinois passes the first law that will lead to the global purge."

On January 1, 2023, the Illinois house will be out of session.



Oh god, that SAFE-T act BS has reared it head again.    It was signed into law back in 2021 and becomes affective Jan 1 2023.

It basically get's rid of the bail system in Illinois to free up the jail system for real criminals and not have someone sit in jail for 3 years for their trial for stealing food because they can't afford bail.

It won't stop someone from sitting in jail before the pre-trial hearing and if you are a flight-risk or committed one of whole list of violent crimes as well as some non-violent crimes like stalking or treason, the judge will put you behind bars before your normal trial, but that didn't some Republicans from says this law makes it so rapist and murderers will be walking around free.
 
2022-09-27 4:39:41 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Imagine your dream as a child was to become a journalist. You study hard and got into journalism school.  You spend 4 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to get that degree.

so you can write a story about a time traveling tiktoker


And that rando TikToker earns 5x as much as you due to ad revenue.
 
2022-09-27 4:53:49 PM  
John Titor?
 
2022-09-27 4:59:11 PM  

Tchernobog: Too many things at once man.  T Rex eggs and a device to other universes? On one day?  Madness.

What does t Rex eggs even mean? Like...viable t Rex eggs?  Fossilized?  Poached?


Dippy T-Rex Eggs is the name of my Oingo Boingo cover band
 
2022-09-27 5:00:24 PM  

nytmare: Will the dragons have feathers, or scales?


They'll be bad and come in a myriad of forms
 
2022-09-27 5:07:06 PM  
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2022-09-27 5:13:19 PM  

talkyournonsense: Mr. Nonsense 100% believes Amerikkka is on its way to legalizing a purge like system. Between the Supreme Court of assholes and GOP he too predicts the first purge will begin next year.


I don't know why gun nuts think they would survive a purge?
 
2022-09-27 5:20:04 PM  

docsigma: [Fark user image image 392x121]


I'm still flabbergasted they made that into a movie.
 
2022-09-27 5:22:57 PM  

dennysgod: Rapmaster2000: You could at least try to make this slightly believable.

"January 1, 2023: Illinois passes the first law that will lead to the global purge."

On January 1, 2023, the Illinois house will be out of session.


Oh god, that SAFE-T act BS has reared it head again.    It was signed into law back in 2021 and becomes affective Jan 1 2023.

It basically get's rid of the bail system in Illinois to free up the jail system for real criminals and not have someone sit in jail for 3 years for their trial for stealing food because they can't afford bail.

It won't stop someone from sitting in jail before the pre-trial hearing and if you are a flight-risk or committed one of whole list of violent crimes as well as some non-violent crimes like stalking or treason, the judge will put you behind bars before your normal trial, but that didn't some Republicans from says this law makes it so rapist and murderers will be walking around free.


Odd. Rapist do walk around free. And, no has metaphorically kill the living shiat out of Zimmerman.
I'm surprised Harvey Weinstein is in jail.  He has an appeal in work.
Bill Cosby got released didn't he?

Derek Chauvin only got 21 years.  And he only got that because GF died; not because torture is illegal.
 
2022-09-27 5:39:08 PM  

waxbeans: dennysgod: Rapmaster2000: You could at least try to make this slightly believable.

"January 1, 2023: Illinois passes the first law that will lead to the global purge."

On January 1, 2023, the Illinois house will be out of session.


Oh god, that SAFE-T act BS has reared it head again.    It was signed into law back in 2021 and becomes affective Jan 1 2023.

It basically get's rid of the bail system in Illinois to free up the jail system for real criminals and not have someone sit in jail for 3 years for their trial for stealing food because they can't afford bail.

It won't stop someone from sitting in jail before the pre-trial hearing and if you are a flight-risk or committed one of whole list of violent crimes as well as some non-violent crimes like stalking or treason, the judge will put you behind bars before your normal trial, but that didn't some Republicans from says this law makes it so rapist and murderers will be walking around free.

Odd. Rapist do walk around free. And, no has metaphorically kill the living shiat out of Zimmerman.
I'm surprised Harvey Weinstein is in jail.  He has an appeal in work.
Bill Cosby got released didn't he?

Derek Chauvin only got 21 years.  And he only got that because GF died; not because torture is illegal.


And none of those cases involve Illinois's new law that removes bail for certain offenses, which is what was being discussed.
 
2022-09-27 5:59:05 PM  
Kamala Harris assumes the position.

Um, are we still doing "phrasing"?
 
2022-09-27 6:06:56 PM  
How does a link like this get the green light?  It doesn't even work - just goes to advertisements!
 
2022-09-27 6:11:05 PM  

Tchernobog: Too many things at once man.  T Rex eggs and a device to other universes? On one day?  Madness.

What does t Rex eggs even mean? Like...viable t Rex eggs?  Fossilized?  Poached?


I was thinking hard core rock and roll.
 
2022-09-27 6:11:08 PM  

waxbeans: talkyournonsense: Mr. Nonsense 100% believes Amerikkka is on its way to legalizing a purge like system. Between the Supreme Court of assholes and GOP he too predicts the first purge will begin next year.

I don't know why gun nuts think they would survive a purge?


Long term I don't think I would survive. It's more about the short term. Being able to stop the first group of guys, high on meth, from taking my little sister and raping her for a few days until they slit her throat. Or the idiots burning houses down one after the other because who is going to stop them. It's about letting me choose a time to end it over the course of a couple weeks instead of letting an idiot neighbor make the choice for me.
 
2022-09-27 7:27:57 PM  

nyan9mm: waxbeans: talkyournonsense: Mr. Nonsense 100% believes Amerikkka is on its way to legalizing a purge like system. Between the Supreme Court of assholes and GOP he too predicts the first purge will begin next year.

I don't know why gun nuts think they would survive a purge?

Long term I don't think I would survive. It's more about the short term. Being able to stop the first group of guys, high on meth, from taking my little sister and raping her for a few days until they slit her throat. Or the idiots burning houses down one after the other because who is going to stop them. It's about letting me choose a time to end it over the course of a couple weeks instead of letting an idiot neighbor make the choice for me.


See that's the first hours. First days. Weeks. The real issue is long haul.  People will network. And they will realize ammo is going to run out long before People can keep themselves in lock down. The pandemic proved the majority of people can't actually go to ground.  I didn't leave my house for nine months of the pandemic.

People before the pandemic avoided me. Crossed the street.

When I came out of hiding nine months into the pandemic People was way too comfortable with coming near me. Its like humans was magnates towards each other.  And. That's where I think I'll thrive.
Or get eaten. It's a coin flip.  All I know is someone is going to be dinner. And I'm the opposite of trusting because I'm a trauma survivor. I pick up on anger before the person knows their anger. I pick up odd things from people.  So hopefully that will be my edge.  And not lead to a trap on day 400 of the purge
 
2022-09-27 7:52:16 PM  
 - December 10, 2022: Biden is removed from office due to health issues, Kamala Harris assumes the position

- January 1, 2023: Illinois passes the first law that will lead to the global purge.


...But nobody will notice because we'll be way too busy talking about aliens, dinosaur eggs and mother f*cking dragons from Mexico.
 
2022-09-27 8:46:27 PM  

TheBigJerk: docsigma: [Fark user image image 392x121]

I'm still flabbergasted they made that into a movie.


But it had Aubrey Plaza in it.
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That's good.
 
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2022-09-27 8:53:42 PM  
"October 3, 2022: A group of 5 teenagers discover a T-Rex egg and a device to other universes. "

I have it on good authority this prediction is inaccurate.

It's 4 teenagers. And a dog.

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2022-09-27 9:18:14 PM  

sugar_fetus: Watubi: Rapmaster2000: "October 30, 2022: A very large UFO will land near Area 51, containing an alien species.

Why wouldn't it land at Area 51?  Groom Lake is a huge, flat expanse.  All the places "near" Area 51 are rugged mountains.  They'd be terrible places to land.

Why would an advanced civilization build a space ship that requires a place to land?

Why would an advanced civilization build a space ship to visit us? I mean - have you seen Fark?


A lot of people like to visit the zoo.
 
2022-09-27 10:54:12 PM  

Gordon Bennett: sugar_fetus: Watubi: Rapmaster2000: "October 30, 2022: A very large UFO will land near Area 51, containing an alien species.

Why wouldn't it land at Area 51?  Groom Lake is a huge, flat expanse.  All the places "near" Area 51 are rugged mountains.  They'd be terrible places to land.

Why would an advanced civilization build a space ship that requires a place to land?

Why would an advanced civilization build a space ship to visit us? I mean - have you seen Fark?

A lot of people like to visit the zoo.


Yet the vast majority of us are smart enough not to climb into the gorilla enclosures.
 
2022-09-27 11:02:10 PM  

Neondistraction: Gordon Bennett: sugar_fetus: Watubi: Rapmaster2000: "October 30, 2022: A very large UFO will land near Area 51, containing an alien species.

Why wouldn't it land at Area 51?  Groom Lake is a huge, flat expanse.  All the places "near" Area 51 are rugged mountains.  They'd be terrible places to land.

Why would an advanced civilization build a space ship that requires a place to land?

Why would an advanced civilization build a space ship to visit us? I mean - have you seen Fark?

A lot of people like to visit the zoo.

Yet the vast majority of us are smart enough not to climb into the gorilla enclosures.


Chris Morris, Blue Jam Series 1 Episode 1
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2022-09-28 1:10:40 AM  
We've found dinosaur eggs before, but I'm not sure if they can tell what particular dinosaur laid them seeing as every bit of them is stone. You can't just hold them up to a light to see inside. We discovered dragons at the exact second that we discovered dinosaurs so that first and third bit is already a wash.

All of the rest of his list is, I think, access to some really good drugs.
 
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