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(Page Six)   Gwyneth Paltrow poses nude (and painted gold) for 50th birthday photos and...well it really doesn't matter what subby types here because you've already gone and clicked the link, right? I could mention Gwyneth Paltrow is 50 and you don't even care   (pagesix.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Blythe Danner, Gwyneth Paltrow, Nudity, Bruce Paltrow, Academy Award, Goop founder, metallic body paint, plastic surgery  
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2022-09-27 9:32:41 AM  
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2022-09-27 9:36:25 AM  
She may be nuttier than a squirrel turd, but I'd still sniff her vagina candle, IYKWIMAITYD.
 
2022-09-27 9:36:46 AM  
Shirley Eaton was first:

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2022-09-27 9:47:00 AM  
Gold? I'd be the judge of that.
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2022-09-27 9:47:12 AM  

Cyberluddite: She may be nuttier than a squirrel turd, but I'd still sniff her vagina candle, IYKWIMAITYD.


Before I buy anything like that I need to make sure it's genuine.  I would need to compare the scent to the original.  You know... for science!
 
2022-09-27 9:48:45 AM  
She looks amazing.
If that's "accepting her humanity," sign me the f*ck up.

/most folks don't have the money, genes, or time to accept their humanity quite like that so thanks, Gwen, for showing us your humanity.
 
2022-09-27 9:49:31 AM  
That's not gold. That's goop.
 
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