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2022-09-27 9:20:36 AM  
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2022-09-27 9:51:28 AM  
Oh, Canada.
 
2022-09-27 9:52:58 AM  
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2022-09-27 9:53:19 AM  
Peak Newfoundland.
 
2022-09-27 9:55:00 AM  
Whiteclaw

How sad.
 
2022-09-27 9:56:48 AM  
It's an ad.

/or not
 
2022-09-27 9:57:10 AM  
Gonna get white claw, white girl wasted.
 
2022-09-27 9:57:44 AM  
Every day is a good day to have a drink. This day in particular.

/Yes, I do sound like an alcoholic, why do you ask?
 
2022-09-27 9:57:51 AM  
Ain't no laws when you're drinking Claws.
 
2022-09-27 9:58:06 AM  

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2022-09-27 9:58:48 AM  
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2022-09-27 10:00:21 AM  
Whiteclaw

Throw it back into the sea

I have a great Whiteclaw drink recipe. Get a glass, take a Whiteclaw out of the fridge, open the can and pour it down the sink. Now add a small batch bourbon to the glass. Enjoy.
 
2022-09-27 10:03:28 AM  
This morning, she found her fridge washed up on shore. Still in her fridge was a box of White Claw Seltzers.

Compounding injury with insult.
 
2022-09-27 10:04:26 AM  
House washed into the ocean by Fiona? Seems like a good time for a drink

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2022-09-27 10:04:44 AM  
Isn't Whiteclaw the Second Coming of Zima? Zima failed the first time for good reason.
 
2022-09-27 10:05:05 AM  
I have an acquaintance who is from that area and has a cottage their. He just finished fixing up a house in the Clearwater area too. I'm avoiding him
 
2022-09-27 10:05:15 AM  
Whiteclaw, because sometimes box wine is far too fancy.
 
2022-09-27 10:06:47 AM  

eKonk: Every day is a good day to have a drink. This day in particular.

/Yes, I do sound like an alcoholic, why do you ask?


Alcohol can make you depressed. Stay off it for a month and you will see the world around you with perfect clarity.
Which, if your IQ is anywhere near 3 digits, should make you downright suicidal.
 
2022-09-27 10:08:58 AM  
Newfoundlander?

Lawd tunderin' jaysus bye, it's a Newfoundlander.
 
2022-09-27 10:13:24 AM  
Shameless US S06 - The F Word song (f*ck you, Fiona)
Youtube ecu7YpjFm70
 
2022-09-27 10:18:39 AM  

Lsherm: Isn't Whiteclaw the Second Coming of Zima? Zima failed the first time for good reason.


They marketed it differently this time so that suburban moms don't feel weird drinking it.
 
2022-09-27 10:25:57 AM  

Explodo: Lsherm: Isn't Whiteclaw the Second Coming of Zima? Zima failed the first time for good reason.

They marketed it differently this time so that suburban moms don't feel weird drinking it.


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Zima died on the way to its home planet

/CSB autocorrect keeps turning Zima to Zika which seems meaningful
 
2022-09-27 10:31:18 AM  
Darn house and not the senate
 
2022-09-27 10:31:41 AM  
It is kind of shocking not more people died in this storm.  I heard of one person being swept out to sea near where that tweet photo was taken.
 
2022-09-27 10:32:36 AM  

thealgorerhythm: Explodo: Lsherm: Isn't Whiteclaw the Second Coming of Zima? Zima failed the first time for good reason.

They marketed it differently this time so that suburban moms don't feel weird drinking it.

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Zima died on the way to its home planet

/CSB autocorrect keeps turning Zima to Zika which seems meaningful


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2022-09-27 10:33:42 AM  

cynicalbastard: eKonk: Every day is a good day to have a drink. This day in particular.

/Yes, I do sound like an alcoholic, why do you ask?

Alcohol can make you depressed. Stay off it for a month and you will see the world around you with perfect clarity.
Which, if your IQ is anywhere near 3 digits, should make you downright suicidal.


Three digit IQ? What's this supposed to be, a Mensa meeting or something? No thanks, I'll stick with the sauce.
 
2022-09-27 10:41:05 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Whiteclaw, because sometimes box wine is far too fancy.


It amused me that my partner has a box of whiteclaw in the fridge.

/Hillfolk
 
2022-09-27 10:41:22 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: Whiteclaw

How sad.


Ahhh yes everyone should have refined tastes such as yourself.  With billions in sales each year many people like that swill.  They are the type of people that find joy in the little things like finding a few drinks in the ruins of their home after it's completely destroyed.
Seems a lot better than crying in despare after losing your shelter and a lifetime of memories.
 
2022-09-27 10:47:31 AM  

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I remember when posting Lootie would draw a ban. Back in the days of Gorgor.
 
2022-09-27 10:48:14 AM  

mrshowrules: It is kind of shocking not more people died in this storm.  I heard of one person being swept out to sea near where that tweet photo was taken.


I dunno that they have a final count yet.

I'm not surprised someone was swept out, lots of people were out touring damage while it was happening.
 
2022-09-27 10:53:15 AM  
I guess a Karen Klaw is better than nothing given the situation, but I'd kinda be like..really?
 
2022-09-27 10:53:36 AM  
Is Whiteclaw the version Zima or Red Dog of the 2020's?
 
2022-09-27 10:54:33 AM  
Big "Stop liking what I don't like!" energy in this thread.

White Claws are delicious.
 
2022-09-27 11:05:32 AM  

VanillaEnvelope: Big "Stop liking what I don't like!" energy in this thread.

White Claws are delicious.


Just gotta vodka them up a little and it's a nice spritzer.
 
2022-09-27 11:10:04 AM  
If she were a real Newfie she'd have had some Screech on hand.
 
2022-09-27 11:10:08 AM  
White Claws are terrible when they're warm. They're terrible in general, but they're especially terrible warm.
 
2022-09-27 11:13:31 AM  

ctighe2353: AppleOptionEsc: Whiteclaw

How sad.

Ahhh yes everyone should have refined tastes such as yourself.  With billions in sales each year many people like that swill.  They are the type of people that find joy in the little things like finding a few drinks in the ruins of their home after it's completely destroyed.
Seems a lot better than crying in despair after losing your shelter and a lifetime of memories.


Well, why ruin your taste buds on fizzy sweet malted beverages when you can truly show your refined sensibilities by drinking a grapefruit-y triple IPA from a microbrewery!

*siiip*....

*erg* *gkk* *urgk*

...aaaah.  The taste of sophistication.
 
2022-09-27 11:13:35 AM  
White Claw...hasn't she suffered enough.
 
2022-09-27 11:20:51 AM  
newfinlanders are great people
 
2022-09-27 11:28:08 AM  
I like White Claw. There; I said it.
 
2022-09-27 11:29:06 AM  

Gonz: Ain't no laws when you're drinking Claws.

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2022-09-27 11:29:34 AM  

xanadian: If she were a real Newfie she'd have had some Screech on hand.


Nope. That shiat is for the tourists.
 
2022-09-27 11:34:55 AM  
White claw.  Tried it once and never again.  Low carb flavoured seltzers are an abomination.  If you can't stomach wine or straight liquor and don't like beer or carbs... what are you doing drinking in the first place?
 
2022-09-27 11:40:26 AM  
Worst. Drinking Game. Ever.


//in seriousness, good for her for keeping positive. Insured or not, that's quite a setback from nature's fury.
 
2022-09-27 11:54:06 AM  

VanillaEnvelope: Big "Stop liking what I don't like!" energy in this thread.

White Claws are delicious.


And how long have you been in prison, good sir?
 
2022-09-27 11:54:57 AM  

jmr61: xanadian: If she were a real Newfie she'd have had some Screech on hand.

Nope. That shiat is for the tourists.


All "Screech" is just cheap Jamaican rum. They traded salt cod to Jamaicans "under the table" for rum to avoid duties or taxes.
 
2022-09-27 11:58:43 AM  
My mom says I should never fark with a girl who drinks White Claw.
So I found a few of them.
 
2022-09-27 11:59:15 AM  

cynicalbastard: jmr61: xanadian: If she were a real Newfie she'd have had some Screech on hand.

Nope. That shiat is for the tourists.

All "Screech" is just cheap Jamaican rum. They traded salt cod to Jamaicans "under the table" for rum to avoid duties or taxes.


And I guarantee in two years they'll have "Hurricane Screech" with a secondary label saying "What da F**k was dat me son?" out for the tourists.
 
2022-09-27 12:03:20 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Explodo: Lsherm: Isn't Whiteclaw the Second Coming of Zima? Zima failed the first time for good reason.

They marketed it differently this time so that suburban moms don't feel weird drinking it.

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Zima died on the way to its home planet

/CSB autocorrect keeps turning Zima to Zika which seems meaningful


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2022-09-27 12:16:11 PM  

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I thought this image was banned
 
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