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stoli n coke
2022-09-27 4:46:20 PM  
11 votes:
She'll be fine. The documentaries about European women's prisons they used to show on late night cable don't seem so bad.
Although it does seem like overkill having the inmates shower eight times a day.
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-09-27 4:00:17 PM  
8 votes:
So those hips were lying after all.
 
Jack Sabbath
2022-09-27 5:48:40 PM  
2 votes:
Her offshore accounts are small and humble.
 
Trocadero
2022-09-28 12:23:36 AM  
2 votes:

spacebar: Judge: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Shakira: "Read my hips."


If I have to give testimony in court, I don't want to use the bible, I want to use Shakira's hips.
 
Heamer [BareFark]
2022-09-27 5:16:14 PM  
1 vote:
I guess "Whenever, Wherever" is her tax strategy, too.
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2022-09-27 5:46:32 PM  
1 vote:
Dead Ringers - Sexy Nigella does her taxes (Jan Ravens, BBC)
Youtube aFK4uLDRonU
 
nolanvoid1
2022-09-27 5:54:04 PM  
1 vote:
Her attorney may have to do the Objection Tango to get her out of this.
 
thetrenchcoat [BareFark] [OhFark]
2022-09-28 12:23:40 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe Glenn can bail her out.

Shakira vs Danzig
Youtube TB4PJCMGUbo
 
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