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2022-09-27 4:00:17 PM  
So those hips were lying after all.
 
2022-09-27 4:42:58 PM  
Noooooooooo!


😄
 
2022-09-27 4:46:20 PM  
She'll be fine. The documentaries about European women's prisons they used to show on late night cable don't seem so bad.
Although it does seem like overkill having the inmates shower eight times a day.
 
2022-09-27 5:13:33 PM  
Those hips don't lie...
But, the ledger might
 
2022-09-27 5:16:14 PM  
I guess "Whenever, Wherever" is her tax strategy, too.
 
2022-09-27 5:28:02 PM  
She can tax shelter at my house.
 
2022-09-27 5:46:32 PM  
Dead Ringers - Sexy Nigella does her taxes (Jan Ravens, BBC)
Youtube aFK4uLDRonU
 
2022-09-27 5:48:40 PM  
Her offshore accounts are small and humble.
 
2022-09-27 5:54:04 PM  
Her attorney may have to do the Objection Tango to get her out of this.
 
2022-09-27 6:40:44 PM  

nolanvoid1: Her attorney may have to do the Objection Tango to get her out of this.


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2022-09-28 12:15:06 AM  
Judge: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Shakira: "Read my hips."
 
2022-09-28 12:23:36 AM  

spacebar: Judge: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Shakira: "Read my hips."


If I have to give testimony in court, I don't want to use the bible, I want to use Shakira's hips.
 
2022-09-28 12:23:40 AM  
Maybe Glenn can bail her out.

Shakira vs Danzig
Youtube TB4PJCMGUbo
 
2022-09-28 2:31:43 AM  
So she claims she wasn't resident in Spain because she was touring for more than half of the year. So I guess she wasn't resident anywhere at all, and thus does not need to pay any tax. I might just take up international travel next year. It sounds like a great deal.
 
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