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2022-09-27 9:14:44 AM  
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2022-09-27 9:43:36 AM  
Second most powerful military in the world guys.
Scary fellas.
 
2022-09-27 9:47:22 AM  
I'm ashamed we used to be scared of these clowns. Their nuclear weapons teams probably need to provide their own fissile material as well.
 
2022-09-27 9:50:03 AM  
Um, wouldn't they sell bandages and gauze in the same place they sell tampons?
 
2022-09-27 9:50:38 AM  
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2022-09-27 9:51:08 AM  

Mugato: Um, wouldn't they sell bandages and gauze in the same place they sell tampons?


One guy in the video says proper medical supplies are gone from the shelves.
 
2022-09-27 9:52:46 AM  
Yeah, also don't look too close at the armor they're giving you.
 
2022-09-27 9:54:09 AM  

shastacola: Mugato: Um, wouldn't they sell bandages and gauze in the same place they sell tampons?

One guy in the video says proper medical supplies are gone from the shelves.


Oh. DRTFA.
 
2022-09-27 9:55:57 AM  
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Good. Russians don't deserve things like bandages, canteens or equipment.
 
2022-09-27 9:56:33 AM  
You know if these videos and photos are all part of a clandestine effort by the United States & its Allies against Russia and it's military, then I have to say....well done! Bravo! Because this shait has become so devastating that I'm actually beginning to feel a sorry for the Russian military.
 
2022-09-27 10:02:04 AM  
Tampons?
I'd go with pads

Anyhow that's a shame or something


So after this winter won't be able to tell the dudes who didn't have proper gear for a winter war from those who are addicted to Krokadil(spelliing?) Oh and don't GIS Krokadil drug unless you have a strong stomach
 
2022-09-27 10:03:44 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [tse3.mm.bing.net image 204x204]


In About Face David Hackworth talked about the time the lecturer told his class how you could use spiderwebs to help a wound clot
 
2022-09-27 10:04:37 AM  
Also those last two sentences are lies.
 
2022-09-27 10:04:44 AM  

Mugato: Um, wouldn't they sell bandages and gauze in the same place they sell tampons?


The country is running on fumes. They probably don't have any more gauze and bandages
 
2022-09-27 10:05:48 AM  
You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.
 
2022-09-27 10:05:56 AM  
Russia is about to head into a winter war and they are absolutely not ready for a long fight in the snow.
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2022-09-27 10:06:11 AM  
Wow...look what happens to russia when they don't have a sycophant in the us presidency.
 
2022-09-27 10:06:25 AM  

Mugato: Um, wouldn't they sell bandages and gauze in the same place they sell tampons?


i have a feeling it isn't a 'new' policy and bandages and gauze have been in short supply for genpop for a few months now.
 
2022-09-27 10:06:51 AM  
Huh.

That's disturbing. I'd be thinking, "the second I see a Ukrainian, I'm surrendering."
 
2022-09-27 10:07:09 AM  
Sadly, most Nazis and tankies would sacrifice every Russian life (and every Ukrainians life) to advance the causes of Russian imperialism and global fascism.
 
2022-09-27 10:07:15 AM  

NuclearPenguins: I'm ashamed we used to be scared of these clowns. Their nuclear weapons teams probably need to provide their own fissile material as well.


For real, I have serious doubts about their nuclear capability. Russia was never known for stellar build quality, but after all the decades of neglect? Who knows if they can even get out of the silos at this point.
 
2022-09-27 10:07:37 AM  
Who would have thought that Tetanus gun would be an improvement?
 
2022-09-27 10:07:58 AM  

spongeboob: NewportBarGuy: [tse3.mm.bing.net image 204x204]

In About Face David Hackworth talked about the time the lecturer told his class how you could use spiderwebs to help a wound clot


And after it's clotted, apply raw honey as a disinfectant.
 
2022-09-27 10:08:18 AM  
If they're at a pharmacy why wouldn't they just buy gauze and bandages?
 
2022-09-27 10:08:19 AM  

harleyquinnical: spongeboob: NewportBarGuy: [tse3.mm.bing.net image 204x204]

In About Face David Hackworth talked about the time the lecturer told his class how you could use spiderwebs to help a wound clot

And after it's clotted, apply raw honey as a disinfectant.


And how do I treat the bee stings?
 
2022-09-27 10:08:27 AM  

NuclearPenguins: I'm ashamed we used to be scared of these clowns. Their nuclear weapons teams probably need to provide their own fissile material as well.


Some guys probably sold them pinball machine parts.
 
2022-09-27 10:08:35 AM  
Corruption and its final form.
 
2022-09-27 10:08:38 AM  

Cokezeroinacan: Sadly, most Nazis and tankies would sacrifice every Russian life (and every Ukrainians life) to advance the causes of Russian imperialism and global fascism.


And at this rate, the Ukrainians are just to keep murdering entire regiments of Russian cannon fodder and likely not even lose any of their own people.
 
2022-09-27 10:08:43 AM  

VictoryCabal: You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.


Better option, stop going to war. Any civ player could've told you.

The absolute best ending for this for the Russians as a whole is not losing more people to this disaster. There's nothing left they can possibly gain.
 
2022-09-27 10:09:17 AM  

Weaver95: Cokezeroinacan: Sadly, most Nazis and tankies would sacrifice every Russian life (and every Ukrainians life) to advance the causes of Russian imperialism and global fascism.

And at this rate, the Ukrainians are just to keep murdering entire regiments of Russian cannon fodder and likely not even lose any of their own people.


Maybe the idea is to overwhelm the Ukrainian prisoner of war camps?
 
2022-09-27 10:09:32 AM  

NuclearPenguins: I'm ashamed we used to be scared of these clowns. Their nuclear weapons teams probably need to provide their own fissile material as well.


The thing about dictators and tyrants is that money going to other people in any way, is money that is not going to themselves.  Their military was probably a really good one at one point, but that costs money.

Dictators, and tyrants MUST get theirs before anyone else.

See Republican party here in the US for additional evidence.
 
2022-09-27 10:09:44 AM  

NuclearPenguins: I'm ashamed we used to be scared of these clowns. Their nuclear weapons teams probably need to provide their own fissile material as well.


I'm picturing people frantically stuffing an ICBM with tampons when they get a launch order.
 
2022-09-27 10:10:22 AM  

meat0918: Weaver95: Cokezeroinacan: Sadly, most Nazis and tankies would sacrifice every Russian life (and every Ukrainians life) to advance the causes of Russian imperialism and global fascism.

And at this rate, the Ukrainians are just to keep murdering entire regiments of Russian cannon fodder and likely not even lose any of their own people.

Maybe the idea is to overwhelm the Ukrainian prisoner of war camps?


I don't think there will be that many survivors.
It's been that kind of war.
 
2022-09-27 10:10:57 AM  
And remember, that's who the Republican party wants to emulate:

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2022-09-27 10:11:03 AM  

VictoryCabal: You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.


Doesn't quite work when you're the aggressor
 
2022-09-27 10:11:24 AM  
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2022-09-27 10:11:45 AM  

RasIanI: If they're at a pharmacy why wouldn't they just buy gauze and bandages?


A group of men wearing tracksuits that for some reason seemed unconcerned about getting drafted showed up and took all of that the other day. They'll set you up at a 10x markup.
 
2022-09-27 10:12:30 AM  
I'm embarrassed that our current national security strategy treats Russia as a great power. No great power forces their conscripted soldiers to steal and improvise their own medical equipment.
 
2022-09-27 10:12:38 AM  
Not sure if it has been posted yet, have been doing other things, but, supposedly Ukraine is getting lots of Russian conscription soldiers to take Zelensky's offer of surrender. fark, I know I would, especially if this is the first thing you encounter when arriving at the barracks.

I'd hand myself over, and tell em to drop me off in another country, I'll sort myself out from there, tell Russia and my family I'm dead. I'll sort them out in 3-5 years again. But I'm sure as hell going to die on the front line for no damn good reason.

Winter is coming, and the Russian army will not survive it.
 
2022-09-27 10:13:10 AM  

Tarl3k: And remember, that's who the Republican party wants to emulate:

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Ship those two to the eastern front.
 
2022-09-27 10:13:17 AM  

qorkfiend: VictoryCabal: You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.

Doesn't quite work when you're the aggressor


Don't tell me, tell Donald Rumsfeld.
 
2022-09-27 10:13:18 AM  
One nice thing about Russia losing against Ukraine is that Putin has a LOT less cash to give to his Republicans buddies here in the United States.
No wonder the GOP are having cash flow issues.
 
2022-09-27 10:13:38 AM  

meat0918: harleyquinnical: spongeboob: NewportBarGuy: [tse3.mm.bing.net image 204x204]

In About Face David Hackworth talked about the time the lecturer told his class how you could use spiderwebs to help a wound clot

And after it's clotted, apply raw honey as a disinfectant.

And how do I treat the bee stings?


Benadryl or a 50/50 blend or ketamine and MDMA
 
2022-09-27 10:13:42 AM  

VictoryCabal: qorkfiend: VictoryCabal: You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.

Doesn't quite work when you're the aggressor

Don't tell me, tell Donald Rumsfeld.


It was pretty ridiculous when he said it too
 
2022-09-27 10:13:50 AM  

meat0918: harleyquinnical: spongeboob: NewportBarGuy: [tse3.mm.bing.net image 204x204]

In About Face David Hackworth talked about the time the lecturer told his class how you could use spiderwebs to help a wound clot

And after it's clotted, apply raw honey as a disinfectant.

And how do I treat the bee stings?


Stick your junk in her pooper.

It may not be the right answer but it is never the wrong answer.
 
2022-09-27 10:14:04 AM  

spongeboob: Tampons?
I'd go with pads

Anyhow that's a shame or something


So after this winter won't be able to tell the dudes who didn't have proper gear for a winter war from those who are addicted to Krokadil(spelliing?) Oh and don't GIS Krokadil drug unless you have a strong stomach


The good thing about tampons is you can stuff one in a bullet hole and it'll expand and plug it up for awhile.
 
2022-09-27 10:14:06 AM  
This is what happens to people who fight on behalf of Lord Farquaad.

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2022-09-27 10:14:10 AM  

LeftisRightisWrong: For real, I have serious doubts about their nuclear capability. Russia was never known for stellar build quality, but after all the decades of neglect? Who knows if they can even get out of the silos at this point.


I don't worry about things like this but the truth is, we're closer to nuclear war than we were during the Cold War, with the exception of the Cuban Missile Crisis. And I wouldn't just assume that their weapons don't work.
 
2022-09-27 10:14:47 AM  

Mugato: Um, wouldn't they sell bandages and gauze in the same place they sell tampons?


You assume there are any left to get. Their supply lines are exhausted from trade stoppage, if it's not made in The Fatherland, then they don't have it. You'd probably have better luck taking the uniform off the dead guy next to you and ripping it in to strips.

They can't afford to issue tourniquets to troops, which is basically a nylon strap.
 
2022-09-27 10:14:56 AM  
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The improved version: insert like a tampon, but stops bleeding by causing blood clots. For some reason, in short supply.
 
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