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(Law and Crime)   When calling someone a huge White supremacist are you referring to their physical size or their dedication to oppressing minorities? Complete wacko is pretty self explanatory   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
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2562 clicks; posted to Politics » and Main » on 27 Sep 2022 at 11:20 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-27 9:03:38 AM  
How about using him as a training dummy for marines?
 
2022-09-27 9:22:57 AM  
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2022-09-27 9:35:06 AM  
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Once again, news media rarely shows faces of right wing criminals.
 
2022-09-27 10:59:27 AM  
The sort of guy who listens to "Killing in the Name" thinking they're cheering him on.
 
2022-09-27 11:23:33 AM  
"The chemical irritant was capable of causing serious bodily injury."

I wonder if the cops had any additional thoughts on how they use it against kids on skateboards after being on the other side of things.
 
2022-09-27 11:26:57 AM  
According to his 12-page plea agreement, Caldwell's federal sentencing call for a term of 63 months to 78 months of imprisonment, or roughly 5.25 years to 6.5 years. The maximum sentence for his offense is 20 years. The actual sentence will be determined by U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly.

I assume judges tend to abide by the sentences proposed in plea deals?  It'd be nice if she maybe tacked on a little extra as a bonus.  Maybe call it an even 10 years?
 
2022-09-27 11:27:47 AM  
Strip him of any rank and deny him any VA benefits he might be receiving.
 
2022-09-27 11:28:08 AM  
Who wants to bet he is a huge fan of Putin?
 
2022-09-27 11:28:13 AM  

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I was friends with an obese guy who played in a metal band of mostly big dudes and they described themselves "The Heaviest Band in New Jersey."
 
2022-09-27 11:28:25 AM  
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2022-09-27 11:29:11 AM  

UltimaCS: "The chemical irritant was capable of causing serious bodily injury."

I wonder if the cops had any additional thoughts on how they use it against kids on skateboards after being on the other side of things.


I believe he was using Bear Spray while police are using pepper spray. Of course I do know a few cops who ended up in the hospital when the pepper spray was left in the car and exploded due to heat....

Hilarious story.
 
2022-09-27 11:31:27 AM  
The sentence could have been up to twenty years, but they give a small fraction of that.

Light sentences!

I guess they want him available in 2024.
 
2022-09-27 11:32:43 AM  
"While playing Airsoft, according to W1, the individual would bring a real firearm to the course and had to be corrected on multiple occasions to return the firearm to his vehicle," an FBI affidavit states.

Yeah uh that sounds more like permanent expulsion and banning territory since this clown might shoot someone with the wrong gun.
 
2022-09-27 11:32:49 AM  
Huge?  It wasn't me!  I was at home on January 6th, watching the "proceedings" on TV the day after chemo, so it was quite a surreal experience for me.  I was like, this is the worst season of "24" ever!
 
2022-09-27 11:35:22 AM  

clearperspective: The sentence could have been up to twenty years, but they give a small fraction of that.

Light sentences!

I guess they want him available in 2024.


It's not about the statutory maximum, it's about the guidelines (which, in fairness, are advisory and non-binding). This guy took a deal with an agreed-upon guideline range.
 
2022-09-27 11:36:59 AM  

clearperspective: The sentence could have been up to twenty years, but they give a small fraction of that.

Light sentences!

I guess they want him available in 2024.


Magats are soft in crime. They need to experience all the justice system they demand be inflicted on others.
 
2022-09-27 11:38:01 AM  

kmgenesis23: clearperspective: The sentence could have been up to twenty years, but they give a small fraction of that.

Light sentences!

I guess they want him available in 2024.

It's not about the statutory maximum, it's about the guidelines (which, in fairness, are advisory and non-binding). This guy took a deal with an agreed-upon guideline range.


Can we get this like pinned on federal sentencing threads or something?
 
2022-09-27 11:38:48 AM  

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Once again, news media rarely shows faces of right wing criminals.


His gray goatee fall off or something?
 
2022-09-27 11:41:17 AM  

henryhill: a huge white supremacist
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Thanks.  Can't unsee that.
 
2022-09-27 11:45:31 AM  

Godscrack: [Fark user image 850x477]

Once again, news media rarely shows faces of right wing criminals.


Strange... he doesn't LOOK like an antifa.

I was told these were all antifa crisis-actors, and not real 'muricans.

Did someone just go, and LIE?  On the internet?!?
 
2022-09-27 11:51:25 AM  
Since he's a Trumpista, wouldn't he be a YUGE White supremacist?
 
2022-09-27 11:55:00 AM  
"Ex-marine"

What are the odd's he served his minimum 4, or less with some sort of discharge? Seems like all the people that did a little military thing are the loudest, and soak up all the 'thank you for your service' bullshiat... even though they served 2 years and got discharged for a comically tragic incident involving a potato peeler.

People that serve 8, 10, 20/career seem to be more level headed in regards to politics. Well, only for what i've seen. Your mileage may vary.
 
2022-09-27 11:56:19 AM  
The Colony. One of the most affluent suburbs of Dallas.

So yeah, he's probably a "huge" white supremacist. A common feature of the Texas variety of racists is that they live in places where they almost never have to encounter a black or brown person but are still racist as fark because I guess the very existence of black or brown people anywhere offends them?

Hopefully this asshole does prison time.
 
2022-09-27 11:56:40 AM  

Dafatone: kmgenesis23: clearperspective: The sentence could have been up to twenty years, but they give a small fraction of that.

Light sentences!

I guess they want him available in 2024.

It's not about the statutory maximum, it's about the guidelines (which, in fairness, are advisory and non-binding). This guy took a deal with an agreed-upon guideline range.

Can we get this like pinned on federal sentencing threads or something?


There is literally a one page chart with all this represented.  You need a law degree to understand the chart.
 
2022-09-27 11:57:33 AM  

Fart_Machine: "While playing Airsoft, according to W1, the individual would bring a real firearm to the course and had to be corrected on multiple occasions to return the firearm to his vehicle," an FBI affidavit states.

Yeah uh that sounds more like permanent expulsion and banning territory since this clown might shoot someone with the wrong gun.


That's one of those hobbies where I look at it and go "oh, that might be fun" then I look at the hobbyists and "nope" myself right out. And before you give me a lecture on bad apples V bunches, certain bad apples are enough to make me avoid the whole damn orchard.
 
2022-09-27 12:01:55 PM  

henryhill: a huge white supremacist
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You know one of the many reasons I hate these stupid farks?
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2022-09-27 12:03:46 PM  
I'll admit, white wing criminals are harder to recognize when not ranting into a camera while driving an oversized, American-made pickup truck.
 
2022-09-27 12:15:27 PM  

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The master racy ladies and germs...
 
2022-09-27 12:23:28 PM  

Godscrack: [Fark user image 850x477]

Once again, news media rarely shows faces of right wing criminals.


Got no problem with pulling pictures of black youth though the instant they're accused of anything.
 
2022-09-27 12:29:13 PM  
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Sorry, I thought it was 'great white' supremacist.
 
2022-09-27 12:30:05 PM  
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2022-09-27 12:52:50 PM  
Daniel Ray Caldwell, a 51-year-old from The Colony, Texas...

What the hell kind of place is that?  Has kind of a Galt's Gultch self-importance vibe to it.  Hey TX Farkers, what's the story with The Colony.  Is it as Stepford as it sounds?
 
2022-09-27 12:56:31 PM  

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2022-09-27 12:58:15 PM  

Aquapope: Daniel Ray Caldwell, a 51-year-old from The Colony, Texas...

What the hell kind of place is that?  Has kind of a Galt's Gultch self-importance vibe to it.  Hey TX Farkers, what's the story with The Colony.  Is it as Stepford as it sounds?


And there's also a Las Colinas not far from there.  They even segregate the Mexicans that they agree with!
 
2022-09-27 1:01:45 PM  

Aquapope: Daniel Ray Caldwell, a 51-year-old from The Colony, Texas...

What the hell kind of place is that?  Has kind of a Galt's Gultch self-importance vibe to it.  Hey TX Farkers, what's the story with The Colony.  Is it as Stepford as it sounds?


It's one of the affluent white enclaves in the Dallas-Fort Worth area.

Probably not quite as racist as White Settlement, though.
 
2022-09-27 1:04:08 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Aquapope: Daniel Ray Caldwell, a 51-year-old from The Colony, Texas...

What the hell kind of place is that?  Has kind of a Galt's Gultch self-importance vibe to it.  Hey TX Farkers, what's the story with The Colony.  Is it as Stepford as it sounds?

And there's also a Las Colinas not far from there.  They even segregate the Mexicans that they agree with!


LOL, no. Las Colinas isn't even a real city. It's a TIF. It's part of Irving, TX, which is way more ethnically and economically diverse than The Colony. Las Colinas is in the "nicer" part of Irving. The north part, as opposed to the southern part.
 
2022-09-27 1:56:47 PM  
I'm at such a loss sometimes regarding my true feelings about law enforcement.

Take a look at this picture, have you ever seen a black person macing a row of cops captured on camera? If so did that black person then have the luxury of living in freedom for nearly two years afterwards until they were ultimately held accountable?

When I see this picture the only thing I can think is that why are these police who are in a profession known and celebrated for their heavy-handed brutality not immediately rushing forward to turn this bastard into a wheelchair bound person for their rest of his life? How much self control do you need in order to not simply bash this person down, and why can't this same level of self control be exercised with a black man trying to sell individual cigarettes on the street? Or a black man going through a mental health crisis after being pulled over?
The Marine in me wants to surge forward and farking cripple this person and not even attempt to pretend to be sorry afterwards. I see this lack of self control as a key reason why I could never be a cop, yet I also know that I would never shoot a man for freezing up on a traffic stop, nor would I ever enter a house with my finger on the trigger, or murder a detained person by cutting off their airflow with my knee, or kill/cripple someone in the back of my van by slamming them all around the inside through violent vehicle maneuvers.

How are these cops so stoic in this situation yet so easy to bait into casual cruelty?? Why was this asshole not beaten so savagely that everything below the chest is severed at the spine when a child on a swing set with a toy gun gets rolled up on and blasted down without any  hesitation?

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2022-09-27 3:00:42 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Epic Fap Session: Aquapope: Daniel Ray Caldwell, a 51-year-old from The Colony, Texas...

What the hell kind of place is that?  Has kind of a Galt's Gultch self-importance vibe to it.  Hey TX Farkers, what's the story with The Colony.  Is it as Stepford as it sounds?

And there's also a Las Colinas not far from there.  They even segregate the Mexicans that they agree with!

LOL, no. Las Colinas isn't even a real city. It's a TIF. It's part of Irving, TX, which is way more ethnically and economically diverse than The Colony. Las Colinas is in the "nicer" part of Irving. The north part, as opposed to the southern part.


I'm also well aware that Las Colinas isn't actually a colony for Mexican Randians.
 
2022-09-27 5:18:01 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Dafatone: kmgenesis23: clearperspective: The sentence could have been up to twenty years, but they give a small fraction of that.

Light sentences!

I guess they want him available in 2024.

It's not about the statutory maximum, it's about the guidelines (which, in fairness, are advisory and non-binding). This guy took a deal with an agreed-upon guideline range.

Can we get this like pinned on federal sentencing threads or something?

There is literally a one page chart with all this represented.  You need a law degree to understand the chart.


Not really. Pretty basic. Each offense had a base offense level (listed in the guidelines), then there will be increases for offender/behavior specific stuff (official victim, role in the offense, etc), there will be a decrease for acceptance of responsibility. So you add and subtract from the base offense level, get a number, then look at the chart. If this guy was looking at a range of 63-78 months he's got an agreement with a presumed understanding that the adjusted offense level is 26.

If he provides substantial assistance the Gov't could come in with a separate motion for reduction.

None of this is binding on the court, but departing from the guidelines is not undertaken lightly.
 
2022-09-27 5:21:03 PM  
Here's the chart.

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