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(MSN)   American women feel that maybe, just maybe, bitter old men who have been ejaculating dust since 1974 might not be the best arbiters of how to manage a uterus   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, President of the United States, Roe v. Wade, Democratic Party, issue of abortion access, United States Senate, Supreme Court, Joe Biden, George W. Bush  
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2234 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Sep 2022 at 5:05 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-27 6:32:27 AM  
Then VOTE
 
2022-09-27 8:12:23 AM  
Republicans everywhere have pivoted to "CRIME! BIG SCARY CITIES FULL OF PEOPLE WITH DARKER SKIN THAN YOU! FEAR! TERROR! FEEEEARRRRR!" because they're getting crushed
 
2022-09-27 2:13:32 PM  
You know what folks? Congress doesn't represent YOUR interests on anything.
 
2022-09-27 3:44:00 PM  
Sure, they are.  They have a dispassionate view on the whole operation.

You can't ask your mom if you're ugly, she'll lie.  Instead post a picture to hotornot.com.  Same thing, if you ask women, they'll say they don't want to care for a baby or they don't want to risk dying from a malformed fetus.  Whereas the men know that it is super-easy to give a baby up for adoption and the risk of dying is no worse than from daily commuting.
 
2022-09-27 5:06:10 PM  
If you've been ejaculating dust since 1974, please consult your physician.
 
2022-09-27 5:08:21 PM  

proteus_b: If you've been ejaculating dust since 1974, please consult your physician.


Or a medical examiner.
 
2022-09-27 5:09:21 PM  
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Seems relevant, somehow.
 
2022-09-27 5:09:25 PM  

vudukungfu: Then VOTE


They HAVE BEEN
 
2022-09-27 5:11:30 PM  

proteus_b: If you've been ejaculating dust since 1974, please consult your physician.


their necromancer can't help with that
 
2022-09-27 5:12:45 PM  

austerity101: vudukungfu: Then VOTE

They HAVE BEEN


You're never done voting. You have to always do it, or things don't turn out great.
 
2022-09-27 5:13:17 PM  

austerity101: vudukungfu: Then VOTE

They HAVE BEEN


They've been voting for Republicans which is the whole farking problem. They need to start voting for Democrats in every farking race.
 
2022-09-27 5:13:21 PM  
even if they could give a 300 level class on reproduction etc doesnt give them the right to make decisions for anyone but themselves
 
2022-09-27 5:13:48 PM  
Well, duh. The US is out of touch on a LOT of things because the American system was designed to pretend to be responsive to the people while not actually being responsive to the people in reality.

Gay marriage, climate change, cannabis, abortion, healthcare, etc. etc..... the American public has been being stymied on ALL of those issues and more by our system which is designed for rich assholes to get the government they want, not the rest of us.
 
2022-09-27 5:14:07 PM  
Not "a uterus" but "their uteri".

Too many Republican leaning women do not see the problem until it punches them in their own uterus.
 
2022-09-27 5:16:33 PM  
There are surely a significant number or Republican women who feel this way but still can't find a way to vote D.
 
2022-09-27 5:18:29 PM  

edmo: You know what folks? Congress doesn't represent YOUR interests on anything.


Hey now, they gave me a 4 million dollar PPP loan to pay my monocle polishers. And all 72,356.41 cents of that loan went right to them.
 
2022-09-27 5:18:43 PM  
"out of touch" suggests they give a fark what you think but just aren't paying attention.

This is not the case.
 
2022-09-27 5:19:05 PM  

austerity101: vudukungfu: Then VOTE

They HAVE BEEN


Maybe, vote harder then?
 
2022-09-27 5:19:48 PM  

JerkStore: There are surely a significant number or Republican women who feel this way but still can't find a way to vote D.


That's fine as long as they don't vote. The problem is they complain about Republicans but still vote for them in every single election.
 
2022-09-27 5:20:47 PM  
We know.
 
2022-09-27 5:21:18 PM  
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2022-09-27 5:23:39 PM  
do bitter old men who have been ejaculating dust since 1974 attend lemon pledge parties?
 
2022-09-27 5:24:11 PM  
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2022-09-27 5:24:38 PM  
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2022-09-27 5:26:28 PM  

Snubnose: [Fark user image 850x1281]


Wow, there is A LOT going on in that picture, and none of it makes any sense.
 
2022-09-27 5:28:17 PM  
Feeling ain't got nothin' to do with it.

It's just obvious. Maybe we should start there, about how obvious it is that the old farkers (including women) who presume to make rules for the rest of us shouldn't be.

Making them politically irrelevant by electing people who should be making decisions is the best way to hurt them.
 
2022-09-27 5:29:28 PM  
"Out of touch"?
That's like saying the Pacific Ocean is a nice little pond.
 
2022-09-27 5:31:25 PM  

max_pooper: austerity101: vudukungfu: Then VOTE

They HAVE BEEN

They've been voting for Republicans which is the whole farking problem. They need to start voting for Democrats in every farking race.


What if those democrats aren't inspiring?
 
2022-09-27 5:32:10 PM  

proteus_b: If you've been ejaculating dust since 1974, please consult your physician.


I dunno, Hawley's been going to barbecue joints and asking the dehumidifier forums about how to get his shriveled up just right.

/this was the first thing I thought.
 
2022-09-27 5:32:53 PM  

Mister Buttons: Snubnose: [Fark user image 850x1281]

Wow, there is A LOT going on in that picture, and none of it makes any sense.


The dandruff is somehow the most off-putting.
 
2022-09-27 5:33:27 PM  
In other news, half of American women who voted in 2016 helped elect Donald Trump who then went on to make them second class citizens.
Don't be surprised when they elect him again, or DeSantis, and finish the job.
To thunderous applause.
What were they gonna do, vote for some bossy woman like Hillary?
 
2022-09-27 5:35:23 PM  
US Government's response:

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2022-09-27 5:35:52 PM  
The abortion bans have nothing to do with fertility.  it is about oppression of women
 
2022-09-27 5:36:17 PM  

danvon: US Government's response:

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Oops, wrong thread...but it might still apply. I wasn't paying attention.
 
2022-09-27 5:39:24 PM  

vudukungfu: Then VOTE


Yeah, when a third to half of them reliable vote for their future masters, it's hard to have sympathy when the collar is slipped on.  You know, excepting the other half to two-thirds who voted against it.
 
2022-09-27 5:40:42 PM  

austerity101: vudukungfu: Then VOTE

They HAVE BEEN


From the Census Bureau:

Voter turnout went up among all voting age and major racial and ethnic groups. Fifty-three percent of the citizen voting-age population voted in 2018, the highest midterm turnout in four decades, while the 2014 election had the lowest.

https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2019/04/behind-2018-united-states-midterm-election-turnout.html

The 2014 election resulted in a Republican Senate from Jan 2015 - Jan 2021. That Senate blocked one Democrat SCOTUS justice from being added and installed three blatantly unqualified Republican SCOTUS justices with the intent of making the decision the women are upset about in this article.

They didn't vote every time and this is what happened. Actions = Consequences (for most people).
 
2022-09-27 5:41:08 PM  

vudukungfu: Then VOTE


fark yeah. Getting pretty tired of this shiat. NO ONE can claim that this was unforeseeable and, most importantly, it was literally 87,000 votes that made a difference in 2016. YES, one vote DOES matter.

I will never stop voting for what is right, but for fark sake, I am literally begging the people who have the most interest in these issues to please farking vote.

My wife is a huge player in this and she and I volunteer to walk people through all the steps to register and vote, along with addressing barriers. You need childcare, we will get you a babysitter. You need transport, we got you. You need a birth certificate, to get the ID, to get to vote... we will drive you to each one and pay for all fees.

But, we STILL have people who after being offered these services are all "meh, no thanks". The same people who NEED to be voting.

We can do this though. Please speak to someone in your life, just one person you think maybe you can motivate to vote in this coming election. If all of us, just get one more person, it will effect the outcome.
 
2022-09-27 5:41:22 PM  
Are you trying to tell me Lindsey Graham isn't knowledgeable about female anatomy? How could that be?
 
2022-09-27 5:42:55 PM  

hinten: Not "a uterus" but "their uteri".

Too many Republican leaning women do not see the problem until it punches them in their own uterus.


Republican women pay for that kind of treatment, now.
 
2022-09-27 5:44:36 PM  
More women than men vote. And when they vote, they support old white men.
 
2022-09-27 5:46:34 PM  
And to be clear, I am NOT judging those who just feel so powerless. It really sucks for them, and I dig it. I know there is no party that represents all interests, and they are all certainly flawed.

I just know that we actually can make a difference if we just actualize our principles. This is no longer a struggle between "that meh" and "this meh". We have fascists. We have people trying to put women into prisons. This IS the time for BSAB so vote democrat.
 
2022-09-27 5:48:03 PM  
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2022-09-27 5:51:24 PM  

vudukungfu: Then VOTE


Except the women complaining aren't the ones who need to change their votes.  It's the ones who smugly are looking on from Trumpland.

People WILL sometimes vote against their own self interest.
 
2022-09-27 5:52:08 PM  
As someone who was conceived this month in 1974...

Dammit, subby, you owe me a refill of brain bleach.
 
2022-09-27 5:53:46 PM  

AeAe: More women than men vote. And when they vote, they support old white men.


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2022-09-27 5:57:34 PM  

someonelse: AeAe: More women than men vote. And when they vote, they support old white men.

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True, but it's only because American Black women are doing the heavy lifting to make the rest of American women not look like morons.  When I complain about women voters, I am speaking about White women exclusively.
 
2022-09-27 5:59:13 PM  
Outlawing abortion was one hell of a game changer alright... just not the one the GOP thought it would be...
 
2022-09-27 6:03:54 PM  
These people are completely indifferent to the mass suffering their actions have caused and will continue to cause. It's absolutely farking infuriating.

Pink Floyd created the perfect image:  the general sat and the lines in the map moved from side to side. To these politicians, real people are just pawns; chaff; theoretical and fungible.
 
2022-09-27 6:08:35 PM  

Weaver95: Outlawing abortion was one hell of a game changer alright... just not the one the GOP thought it would be...


A lot of the old-school ones have known for a long time that they didn't actually want to catch the car.
 
2022-09-27 6:12:20 PM  

someonelse: AeAe: More women than men vote. And when they vote, they support old white men.

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The interesting thing is that the abortion policy gender gap is significantly smaller than the party ID gender gap.
 
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