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(Twitter)   Deadly storm headed your way? Don't worry, Publix has all the hurricane cakes you'll need   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-09-27 1:17:07 AM  
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2022-09-27 1:18:52 AM  
A Cake with GO AWAY printed on it in frosting is Peak Florida.
 
2022-09-27 1:20:06 AM  
It's better than shooting at them.
 
2022-09-27 1:46:01 AM  
It's like Florida Man playing a twisted diabeetus version of Pokemon. Gotta catch it all...
 
2022-09-27 1:54:58 AM  
Let me know when they run out of the essentials: Hurricane Chow, Wadded Beef, and Corn Nog.
 
2022-09-27 4:30:13 AM  
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2022-09-27 6:41:33 AM  

bloobeary: A Cake with GO AWAY printed on it in frosting is Peak Florida.


Naw, peak Florida are the cookie cakes in the upper left with the green frosting in the shape of Maryland.
 
2022-09-27 7:00:25 AM  

Fear the Clam: bloobeary: A Cake with GO AWAY printed on it in frosting is Peak Florida.

Naw, peak Florida are the cookie cakes in the upper left with the green frosting in the shape of Maryland.


You're both wrong. Peak Florida is a moon pie made entirely out of meth.
 
2022-09-27 7:43:03 AM  
If only anyone could have foreseen the possibility that a hurricane could hit Florida of all places.
 
2022-09-27 7:52:57 AM  
So they're publixing maelstrom cakes to lead the cylons to earth.

Thanks, Publix
 
2022-09-27 8:49:03 AM  
For those who have never been in a hurricane, the stages of preparation are:

1. get supplies
2. board up the house
3. get everyone together and wait for the storm to hit
4. throw the Hurricane Party.

As soon as the weather clears, the power is out, everyone starts up the BBQ, to to cook any remaining fresh meat, you have cases of beer, plenty of food, days to kill and nothing to do.

So yes hurricane cakes, makes it less traumatic for the kids.
 
2022-09-27 9:07:50 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: For those who have never been in a hurricane, the stages of preparation are:

1. get supplies
2. board up the house
3. get everyone together and wait for the storm to hit
4. throw the Hurricane Party.

As soon as the weather clears, the power is out, everyone starts up the BBQ, to to cook any remaining fresh meat, you have cases of beer, plenty of food, days to kill and nothing to do.

So yes hurricane cakes, makes it less traumatic for the kids.


I was in Orlando for college when Ivan and Charlie hit. I remember standing in the hall outside the apartment shooting off fireworks into the parking lot during the storm.

/Neither of them hit Orlando very hard
 
2022-09-27 9:41:48 AM  

radiofreewill: Let me know when they run out of the essentials: Hurricane Chow, Wadded Beef, and Corn Nog.


Particularly the second one.
 
2022-09-27 12:36:13 PM  
If you're getting a cake, pick me up a deli sub.
 
2022-09-27 2:29:29 PM  
hey food tab, if you're watching the storm, i live in fort myers, where the eye might go. i evacuated to a relative's but i'm still only 20 miles from my house. let's hope i survive!

all y'all would miss me

also i'm in a tornado warning right this second, like right NOW, but it's south east of me by the glades
 
2022-09-27 6:37:28 PM  
Leave Florida alone!
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2022-09-27 8:47:03 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: For those who have never been in a hurricane, the stages of preparation are:

1. get supplies
2. board up the house
3. get everyone together and wait for the storm to hit
4. throw the Hurricane Party.

As soon as the weather clears, the power is out, everyone starts up the BBQ, to to cook any remaining fresh meat, you have cases of beer, plenty of food, days to kill and nothing to do.

So yes hurricane cakes, makes it less traumatic for the kids.


Don't forget the bacon! Makes every BBQ better.

(Why do you have to take two vegans with you to the BBQ? If you only take one they eat all your bacon. :)
 
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