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(News4Jax)   Florida Man does exactly what you'd expect Florida Man to do in a Camaro when confronted by police   (news4jax.com) divider line
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2855 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Sep 2022 at 4:30 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-09-27 4:33:15 AM  
Damn.  My money was on "hit the gas and slammed into a tree, causing the step-daugher of his current girlfriend, who he was pimping out for meth, to bite down and sever his penis."
 
2022-09-27 4:34:38 AM  
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2022-09-27 4:43:25 AM  
Fix the cable?
 
2022-09-27 4:46:14 AM  
starts biatchin'?
 
2022-09-27 4:49:59 AM  
Doesn't really seem like much of a Florida man story.
 
2022-09-27 5:04:45 AM  
Crashes into a swamp and is eaten by an alligator?
 
2022-09-27 5:08:46 AM  
Drive into a sinkhole and have his face eaten off by a bath salt junkie?
 
2022-09-27 5:09:08 AM  
I was hoping he would try to drive his biatchin Camaro back to the Bahamas
 
2022-09-27 5:23:52 AM  
So many valid options in this thread, I don't know which to choose.   "Dying in a hospital" was not my first idea.   Dying in a hail of gunfire was more likely.
 
2022-09-27 5:26:33 AM  
Fast Times at Ridgemont High I can fix it.
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/Keep those memes rolling which are funny and you are not
 
2022-09-27 5:35:12 AM  
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2022-09-27 5:43:39 AM  
You are all young, or very old, do notDIE  fior A

i AM HACKD, SORRY.

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2022-09-27 5:48:19 AM  
I'm going to guess he didn't pull over and obey the officers before driving off with a warning to have a nice dinner with family and friends.
 
2022-09-27 5:51:11 AM  
the driver fled the scene at a high rate of speed

🤦
 
2022-09-27 5:52:42 AM  
This probably makes me a bad person but, I definitely laughed when I read the actual headline.
 
2022-09-27 5:53:14 AM  
I just hope Darwin got him before he started reproduce.
 
2022-09-27 6:13:00 AM  
No meth, no public nudity, no incest, no trailer destroyed, no public lewdity, no soliciting, no prostitution; Fark, it's like you're not even trying anymore.
 
2022-09-27 6:34:41 AM  
Did he scream "You'll never take me alive!" while huffing bath salts, making sure his bags of meth were securely fastened in the passenger seat, and his infant child was unrestrained in the back seat?
Because THAT'S the Florida way.
 
2022-09-27 6:48:47 AM  
Before reading the article, I was guessing that he stripped naked, danced, before driving away to crash and die.
 
2022-09-27 7:42:52 AM  

Laobaojun: No meth, no public nudity, no incest, no trailer destroyed, no public lewdity, no soliciting, no prostitution; Fark, it's like you're not even trying anymore.


I was expecting a second story bedroom wall to be involved.
 
2022-09-27 7:53:45 AM  
If he does what you expect him to do, is he really Florida Man?
 
2022-09-27 8:01:10 AM  
It was probably part of our local effort to control late hour street racing- in true Florida fashion we've had flash mobs of hundreds take over an intersection to party and show off how loud/fast their shiatty cars can be. I'm in a fairly decent subdivision and I can still hear cars/bikes tearing ass down the larger streets at night drag racing.
 
2022-09-27 8:18:56 AM  
Real Florida Man would crash into a mother and child, killing them and walking away unscathed.
 
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2022-09-27 8:19:41 AM  
biatchin' Camaro, biatchin' Camaro
Now I'm in all the papers
 
2022-09-27 8:30:32 AM  
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2022-09-27 8:35:24 AM  
Jump a canal or go home.
 
2022-09-27 8:48:50 AM  
Chad, Chad, Chad in the Camaro, crazy as can be,

"AAAAAAAaaAAaAaaaaaAAAH!"

Watch out for that tree!
 
2022-09-27 11:01:03 AM  
Pontificate the finer points of Lagrangian mathematics?
 
2022-09-27 11:02:56 AM  
He really should have just gone to the shore to do some underage drinking and listen to Doors cover bands.
 
2022-09-27 1:11:17 PM  

darth sunshine: starts biatchin'?


Should be 1st comment.
 
2022-09-27 3:08:19 PM  
Florida and Camaro. Poor guy never had a chance.
 
2022-09-27 6:41:06 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Damn.  My money was on "hit the gas and slammed into a tree, causing the step-daugher of his current girlfriend, who he was pimping out for meth, to bite down and sever his penis."


Being the article was so light on details, I assume you're working the case?
 
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