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(News 5 Cleveland)   Myles Garrett rolls his Porsche on the way home from practice and is hospitalized   (news5cleveland.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Ohio State Highway Patrol, defensive end Myles Garrett, single-car crash Monday afternoon, Cleveland Browns, MEDINA COUNTY, Washington, Ohio State Highway Patrol officials, Ohio  
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2022-09-27 12:09:17 PM  
6 votes:

Troy McClure: He said he swerved to avoid an animal in the road and lost control when overcorrecting.


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/deer was a Steelers fan
 
2022-09-27 7:49:53 AM  
5 votes:

ltdanman44: from the skid marks, it looks like he was speeding


What kind of loser buys a Porsche so they can drive the speed limit?
 
2022-09-27 10:47:57 AM  
4 votes:

ltdanman44: this is just a few miles from my house.  I went down there.... from the skid marks, it looks like he was speeding


If my car was about to flip, I'd have plenty of skid marks as well
 
2022-09-27 6:08:28 AM  
3 votes:

martiandooz: Road head.


I came for that.
/ phrasing?!
 
2022-09-27 5:34:05 AM  
2 votes:
Those damned Browns fans have gone too far this time.
 
2022-09-27 8:45:17 AM  
2 votes:
He was just taking it for a little spin.
Maybe showing it off to a couple of friends

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2022-09-27 8:49:37 AM  
2 votes:

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: ltdanman44: from the skid marks, it looks like he was speeding

What kind of loser buys a Porsche so they can drive the speed limit?


You've obviously never been to Florida. Old people love to buy high end 911's and drive them 5 under the limit in the passing lane all day.
 
2022-09-27 5:56:42 AM  
1 vote:
Road head.
 
2022-09-27 8:16:15 AM  
1 vote:

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: ltdanman44: from the skid marks, it looks like he was speeding

What kind of loser buys a Porsche so they can drive the speed limit?


Someone who doesn't want to roll the car like an idiot, risking a career worth hundreds of millions of dollars?
 
2022-09-27 9:46:45 AM  
1 vote:
Hopefully he will fully recover from this.
 
2022-09-27 10:12:06 AM  
1 vote:

martiandooz: Road head.


Roethlisberger unretired and signed with the Clowns?
 
2022-09-27 12:00:32 PM  
1 vote:
He said he swerved to avoid an animal in the road and lost control when overcorrecting.
 
2022-09-27 12:10:32 PM  
1 vote:

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/happy ending, the no one was injured in the car crash


No, the happy ending guy is Deshame Cosby, the QB.
 
2022-09-27 12:51:03 PM  
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/happy ending, the no one was injured in the car crash

No, the happy ending guy is Deshame Cosby, the QB.


Here's the rub: If it's about the Browns, I'm going to make massage references even if Deshaun Watstein is not involved in the story.
 
2022-09-27 5:04:27 PM  
1 vote:

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: ltdanman44: from the skid marks, it looks like he was speeding

What kind of loser buys a Porsche so they can drive the speed limit?


same people who buy a BMW and then use the turn signals...
 
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