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(News 5 Cleveland)   Myles Garrett rolls his Porsche on the way home from practice and is hospitalized   (news5cleveland.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Ohio State Highway Patrol, defensive end Myles Garrett, single-car crash Monday afternoon, Cleveland Browns, MEDINA COUNTY, Washington, Ohio State Highway Patrol officials, Ohio  
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2022-09-27 5:56:42 AM  
11 votes:
Road head.
 
2022-09-27 7:49:53 AM  
4 votes:

ltdanman44: from the skid marks, it looks like he was speeding


What kind of loser buys a Porsche so they can drive the speed limit?
 
2022-09-27 7:23:06 AM  
3 votes:
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Ouch.  I'm surprised he fits in a 911.  They are not big cars inside.
 
2022-09-27 6:56:02 AM  
2 votes:

martiandooz: Road head.


Seat belts were on. He was just enjoying an expensive toy and maybe showing off a little.
 
2022-09-27 7:26:05 AM  
2 votes:
this is just a few miles from my house.  I went down there.... from the skid marks, it looks like he was speeding
 
2022-09-27 8:49:37 AM  
1 vote:

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: ltdanman44: from the skid marks, it looks like he was speeding

What kind of loser buys a Porsche so they can drive the speed limit?


You've obviously never been to Florida. Old people love to buy high end 911's and drive them 5 under the limit in the passing lane all day.
 
2022-09-27 9:46:45 AM  
1 vote:
Hopefully he will fully recover from this.
 
2022-09-27 12:00:32 PM  
1 vote:
He said he swerved to avoid an animal in the road and lost control when overcorrecting.
 
2022-09-27 12:10:32 PM  
1 vote:

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/happy ending, the no one was injured in the car crash


No, the happy ending guy is Deshame Cosby, the QB.
 
2022-09-27 12:51:03 PM  
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/happy ending, the no one was injured in the car crash

No, the happy ending guy is Deshame Cosby, the QB.


Here's the rub: If it's about the Browns, I'm going to make massage references even if Deshaun Watstein is not involved in the story.
 
2022-09-27 1:35:05 PM  
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/happy ending, the no one was injured in the car crash

No, the happy ending guy is Deshame Cosby, the QB.


I get it, you're a Browns fan and you're in pain. But that nickname is way too clunky and I've seen you use it in like 10 threads. It just doesn't flow and it barely reminds the viewer of the person in question, since you've tweaked both parts.

Try Deshaun Cosby or Deshame Watson. Or, like the dude posting above, Deshaun Watstein. All are a vast improvement.

My condolences, again, on your franchise.
 
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