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2022-09-26 8:22:12 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-09-26 8:40:47 PM  
Is that like an Enjoinder of Melvin?
 
2022-09-26 8:56:16 PM  

cretinbob: Is that like an Enjoinder of Melvin?

A writ of replevin is a prejudgment process ordering the seizure or attachment of alleged illegally taken or wrongfully withheld property to be held in the U.S. Marshal's custody or that of another designated official, under order and supervision of the court, until the court determines otherwise.

 
2022-09-26 9:07:55 PM  

Redh8t: cretinbob: Is that like an Enjoinder of Melvin?

A writ of replevin is a prejudgment process ordering the seizure or attachment of alleged illegally taken or wrongfully withheld property to be held in the U.S. Marshal's custody or that of another designated official, under order and supervision of the court, until the court determines otherwise.


Well, that doesn't sound good.
 
2022-09-26 9:11:53 PM  
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2022-09-26 9:14:08 PM  

cretinbob: Redh8t: cretinbob: Is that like an Enjoinder of Melvin?

A writ of replevin is a prejudgment process ordering the seizure or attachment of alleged illegally taken or wrongfully withheld property to be held in the U.S. Marshal's custody or that of another designated official, under order and supervision of the court, until the court determines otherwise.

Well, that doesn't sound good.


Of course not... illicit emails are involved. We can expect wall to wall coverage for the next year or two, right?
 
2022-09-26 9:15:12 PM  
I have neither heard nor thought about the words "writ of replevin" since sitting for the bar exam 22 years ago.  But now that I am reminded of what it is, I am happy that the walking fermented cumstain Peter Navarro is on the wrong end of one.
 
2022-09-26 9:23:34 PM  
WHY THE F*CK WAS TRADE ADVISOR PETER NAVARRO USING A PROTONMAIL ACCOUNT TO CONDUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS??

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2022-09-26 9:23:44 PM  
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2022-09-26 9:28:17 PM  

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2022-09-26 9:39:17 PM  
Replevin sounds like this in my head:

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2022-09-26 9:49:13 PM  
Feds demand writ of replevin (!) against former Trump trade adviser and accused misdemeanant contemnor Peter Navarro.

Now they're just makin' up words
 
2022-09-26 9:55:17 PM  
Thus it was writ ten.
 
2022-09-26 10:01:41 PM  

Warthog: I have neither heard nor thought about the words "writ of replevin" since sitting for the bar exam 22 years ago.  But now that I am reminded of what it is, I am happy that the walking fermented cumstain Peter Navarro is on the wrong end of one.


You get extra credit for remembering that.
 
2022-09-26 10:10:08 PM  
"I didn't kill Ivana"

"I don't care"
 
2022-09-26 10:22:22 PM  
Peter, Peter Trumpkin cheater
Had a rap but couldn't beat her;
We put him in a steel shell
And there we kept him very well.

as if.
 
2022-09-27 12:18:27 AM  

make me some tea: WHY THE F*CK WAS TRADE ADVISOR PETER NAVARRO USING A PROTONMAIL ACCOUNT TO CONDUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS??

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Because he's an asshole.

Not that using Prontomail makes one an asshole, or that only assholes use Prontomail, the point is that regardless of the mail system being used, Peter Navarro is an asshole.
 
2022-09-27 12:40:09 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:


If you say so. Nice mess.
 
2022-09-27 12:44:52 AM  
what a cool word!
 
2022-09-27 12:50:57 AM  

make me some tea: WHY THE F*CK WAS TRADE ADVISOR PETER NAVARRO USING A PROTONMAIL ACCOUNT TO CONDUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS??

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Obviously to keep classified emails secret, DUH
 
2022-09-27 12:53:42 AM  
Hey, show some respect!  That's DOCTOR Peter Navarro.
 
2022-09-27 12:54:39 AM  
FTF Filing: "n the wake of Watergate and the ensuing struggle over Congress's authority to access former-President Nixon's records," Citizens for Resp. & Ethics in Washington v. Trump, 924 F.3d 602, 603 (D.C. Cir. 2019), Congress enacted the PRA, 44 U.S.C. §§ 2201 et seq., "to establish the public ownership of presidential records and ensure the preservation of presidential records for public access after the termination of a President's term in office," Armstrong v. Bush, 924 F.2d 282, 290 (D.C. Cir. 1991).

So, my question is, does anyone think that the current government could agree to institute a new law in face of complete contempt by the executive branch, today?  If this hadn't happened before in a more sane time, we would all be farked, right?
 
2022-09-27 12:56:21 AM  
Garland casts Writ of Replevin!

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2022-09-27 12:56:23 AM  
Ask your doctor if Replevin is right for you.
 
2022-09-27 12:57:59 AM  
Anyone - especially republicans - who mishandles emails after all the Hillary Buttery Emails noise needs to be hit in the head with a hammer several times.

/preferably Mjolnir
 
2022-09-27 1:00:22 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: make me some tea: WHY THE F*CK WAS TRADE ADVISOR PETER NAVARRO USING A PROTONMAIL ACCOUNT TO CONDUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS??

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Because he's an asshole.

Not that using Prontomail makes one an asshole, or that only assholes use Prontomail, the point is that regardless of the mail system being used, Peter Navarro is an asshole.


^
This is amazing
 
2022-09-27 1:01:52 AM  
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WRIT Rep Levin

 
2022-09-27 1:02:25 AM  

GooberK: I_Am_Weasel: make me some tea: WHY THE F*CK WAS TRADE ADVISOR PETER NAVARRO USING A PROTONMAIL ACCOUNT TO CONDUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS??

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Because he's an asshole.

Not that using Prontomail makes one an asshole, or that only assholes use Prontomail, the point is that regardless of the mail system being used, Peter Navarro is an asshole.

^
This is amazing


Especially since Proton will turn over emails with a simple court order.
 
2022-09-27 1:04:36 AM  

GooberK: I_Am_Weasel: make me some tea: WHY THE F*CK WAS TRADE ADVISOR PETER NAVARRO USING A PROTONMAIL ACCOUNT TO CONDUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS??

[static.politico.com image 850x460]

Because he's an asshole.

Not that using Prontomail makes one an asshole, or that only assholes use Prontomail, the point is that regardless of the mail system being used, Peter Navarro is an asshole.

^
This is amazing


Wait, should I not still be using my hotmail email account???  I thought that made me look cool...
 
2022-09-27 1:05:50 AM  

Weatherkiss: Ask your doctor if Replevin is right for you.


YOU'RE NOT GONNA FOOL ME THIS TIME, BIG PHARMA
 
2022-09-27 1:06:02 AM  

Weatherkiss: Ask your doctor if Replevin is right for you.


Who do I call if my plevins last more than 4 hours?
 
2022-09-27 1:07:00 AM  
"Mashall Nevaro" is the name of my post-punk Laverne & Shirley theme song cover band.

/Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
Second and third ones got canceled for egregious misspellings
 
2022-09-27 1:08:03 AM  
What's a US Mashall? A new Denny's menu item?
 
2022-09-27 1:10:05 AM  
Rand Paul to introduce a bill tomorrow firing all US Marshals.
 
2022-09-27 1:12:06 AM  

MrSplifferton: GooberK: I_Am_Weasel: make me some tea: WHY THE F*CK WAS TRADE ADVISOR PETER NAVARRO USING A PROTONMAIL ACCOUNT TO CONDUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS??

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Because he's an asshole.

Not that using Prontomail makes one an asshole, or that only assholes use Prontomail, the point is that regardless of the mail system being used, Peter Navarro is an asshole.

^
This is amazing

Wait, should I not still be using my hotmail email account???  I thought that made me look cool...


Too dorky for an aol account?

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL"


(Shut up)
 
2022-09-27 1:17:15 AM  
Quick! Someone hand me a Black's Law Dictionary and stand back!
 
2022-09-27 1:23:36 AM  
This must mean something huge is about to drop. I'm thinking by Friday
 
2022-09-27 1:26:27 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Quick! Someone hand me a Black's Law Dictionary and stand back!


Sadly, Black's Law Dictionary is obscure to most people...
 
2022-09-27 1:32:51 AM  
Is he mental? Is he mad? He has changed a lot since he began.
 
2022-09-27 1:33:18 AM  

Redh8t: cretinbob: Is that like an Enjoinder of Melvin?

A writ of replevin is a prejudgment process ordering the seizure or attachment of alleged illegally taken or wrongfully withheld property to be held in the U.S. Marshal's custody or that of another designated official, under order and supervision of the court, until the court determines otherwise.


Serious question, what is the difference between this and getting a search warrant for the docs at Mar a Lago?
 
2022-09-27 1:36:09 AM  

HighOnCraic: Hey, show some respect!  That's DOCTOR Peter Navarro.


I don't know why I keep thinking I'll never have cause to post this again.

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That one is fake, by the way. But this is real and it's even funnier.

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2022-09-27 1:38:10 AM  

cretinbob: Is that like an Enjoinder of Melvin?


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2022-09-27 1:47:39 AM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: GooberK: I_Am_Weasel: make me some tea: WHY THE F*CK WAS TRADE ADVISOR PETER NAVARRO USING A PROTONMAIL ACCOUNT TO CONDUCT OFFICIAL BUSINESS??

[static.politico.com image 850x460]

Because he's an asshole.

Not that using Prontomail makes one an asshole, or that only assholes use Prontomail, the point is that regardless of the mail system being used, Peter Navarro is an asshole.

^
This is amazing

Especially since Proton will turn over emails with a simple court order.


No they won't.  The most they can do is give Metadata and they frequently deny that.

It's end to end encryption and proton doesn't have the keys. Your client and the other user's client has the keys.

They couldn't see it if they tried.

They just can't.
 
2022-09-27 1:49:24 AM  

Mad Canadian: Gyrfalcon: Quick! Someone hand me a Black's Law Dictionary and stand back!

Sadly, Black's Law Dictionary is obscure to most people...


It's funny, because the one group of "average" citizens that do know Black's is the Sov citizens movement.

They think it's the law Bible and they can quote definitions in Black's that vary from how our system uses the terms and they think it's the "gotchya" that'll get them off the hook.
 
2022-09-27 1:51:36 AM  

jst3p: Redh8t: cretinbob: Is that like an Enjoinder of Melvin?

A writ of replevin is a prejudgment process ordering the seizure or attachment of alleged illegally taken or wrongfully withheld property to be held in the U.S. Marshal's custody or that of another designated official, under order and supervision of the court, until the court determines otherwise.

Serious question, what is the difference between this and getting a search warrant for the docs at Mar a Lago?


The stuff at MAL they can go take.  Proton mail isn't hosted in US, so no jurisdiction and even if the company decided they will comply this one time it is end to end encrypted and they can't actually open up the emails.

So the US can't just go get them.

So this would force him under some sort of penalty to provide the emails.

If they could've just done a seizure warrant I'm sure they'd have done it instead of this.

Hopefully Navarro thinks he's a gangster and is willing to sit in jail for trump over this.
 
2022-09-27 1:54:32 AM  
Subby, the proper spelling of the shiatbag's name is right there in the farking tweet, you lazy fark. Goddamn.
 
2022-09-27 1:56:18 AM  

Gordon Bennett: HighOnCraic: Hey, show some respect!  That's DOCTOR Peter Navarro.

I don't know why I keep thinking I'll never have cause to post this again.

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That one is fake, by the way. But this is real and it's even funnier.

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how do all these people forget their bootstraps?
 
2022-09-27 1:56:25 AM  

Weatherkiss: Ask your doctor if Replevin is right for you.


May cause anal bleeding, violent diarrhea, vomiting, dry mouth, enhanced dancing abilities, flatulence, mouth soreness and itchy eyes. Do not take if pregnant or planning to be pregnant. Consult your physician if your erection last longer than four hours.
 
2022-09-27 2:00:15 AM  

Gordon Bennett: HighOnCraic: Hey, show some respect!  That's DOCTOR Peter Navarro.

I don't know why I keep thinking I'll never have cause to post this again.

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That one is fake, by the way. But this is real and it's even funnier.

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Oh man. I can guarantee the Gork can't hit shiat unless it's a drugged victim he's got in the basement at point blank range. What a sack of garbage.
 
2022-09-27 2:04:05 AM  

cretinbob: Redh8t: cretinbob: Is that like an Enjoinder of Melvin?

A writ of replevin is a prejudgment process ordering the seizure or attachment of alleged illegally taken or wrongfully withheld property to be held in the U.S. Marshal's custody or that of another designated official, under order and supervision of the court, until the court determines otherwise.

Well, that doesn't sound good.


I mean, it sounds good to me.
 
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