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2022-09-26 2:38:23 PM  
Thanks for the quick green, modmins!  Sorry for the short notice.
 
2022-09-26 2:42:56 PM  
And USMNT play tomorrow against KSA
 
2022-09-26 2:48:45 PM  
Well, on one hand: football.  OTOH: Jon Strong calling it. 🙃
 
2022-09-26 2:48:51 PM  

harleyquinnical: And USMNT play tomorrow against KSA


It will be very interesting to see how the USA plays after that turn over debacle against Japan.
 
2022-09-26 2:49:10 PM  

harleyquinnical: Well, on one hand: football.  OTOH: Jon Strong calling it. 🙃


Mute button activated.
 
2022-09-26 2:49:27 PM  
England in "red" with sky blue font.
 
2022-09-26 2:56:45 PM  
England with a counter, but Kane could not find Foden on the return.
 
2022-09-26 2:58:56 PM  
Oh a great feed to Sterling, but he can't figure out what to do with it after receiving the pass.
 
2022-09-26 2:59:22 PM  
Pope is so lucky ze Germans didn't score on that blunder.
 
2022-09-26 3:06:52 PM  
No way a hand ball was getting called on the wall with that German set piece.
 
2022-09-26 3:09:38 PM  
Germany intercepts, but they look a bit lost on how to apply pressure.

And then Pope almost gives it away AGAIN!
 
2022-09-26 3:12:03 PM  
Germany threatening again and Maguire relieves the pressure.
 
2022-09-26 3:13:10 PM  
Ter Stegen gets out a strong left hand to block Sterling's shot.
 
2022-09-26 3:14:11 PM  
Sterling with a great chance but he could not beat Ter Schtegan.  What a pass from Luke Shaw.

And almost another chance, but the pass was behind Kane.

England finally look awake...26' into the match.
 
2022-09-26 3:15:28 PM  

harleyquinnical: England in "red" with sky blue font.


Netherlands is jealous of this shade of orange
 
2022-09-26 3:15:33 PM  
Kane with a 2nd bite at the cherry goes just wide.
 
2022-09-26 3:16:11 PM  

dietbubba: harleyquinnical: England in "red" with sky blue font.

Netherlands is jealous of this shade of orange


Seriously.  It's the colour of really good Pacific salmon...or the Golden Gate Bridge.
 
2022-09-26 3:17:07 PM  

harleyquinnical: Kane with a 2nd bite at the cherry goes just wide.


I've never understood this phrase.
Who needs two bites to ear a cherry?
 
2022-09-26 3:17:12 PM  
Kane picks the pocket, but Sterling was too strong on the pass to Fodan he didn't have to give since he had the defender beat.
 
2022-09-26 3:18:51 PM  
Germany screaming for a penalty.
 
2022-09-26 3:19:24 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: harleyquinnical: Kane with a 2nd bite at the cherry goes just wide.

I've never understood this phrase.
Who needs two bites to ear a cherry?


Eat a cherry.
Not sure how to ear a cherry.
Spell check you dummy.
 
2022-09-26 3:23:22 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: harleyquinnical: Kane with a 2nd bite at the cherry goes just wide.

I've never understood this phrase.
Who needs two bites to ear a cherry?


This strikes me as stemming from a game of trying to eat a cherry dangling from a string.  The Internet is actually clueless on the source of this idiom.
 
2022-09-26 3:24:00 PM  
Oh what a great looking run by Sterling.  Too bad the pass was too heavy.

Jon Stones is down.
 
2022-09-26 3:30:30 PM  
England with a huge let off, not getting at least a shot away on that play.  German escape and proceed to attack.
 
2022-09-26 3:32:40 PM  
So far all this has done is prove that Pickford remains England's #1
 
2022-09-26 3:33:10 PM  
Great pass to Sterling from Kane, but the shot was right at Ter Stegan.  IDK why he didn't go far post.
 
2022-09-26 3:33:16 PM  

harleyquinnical: dietbubba: harleyquinnical: England in "red" with sky blue font.

Netherlands is jealous of this shade of orange

Seriously.  It's the colour of really good Pacific salmon...or the Golden Gate Bridge.


Nike sucks
 
2022-09-26 3:33:52 PM  

LucklessWonder: So far all this has done is prove that Pickford remains England's #1


I blame the whole "play out the back" strategy Southgate insists upon.
 
2022-09-26 3:34:22 PM  

harleyquinnical: LucklessWonder: So far all this has done is prove that Pickford remains England's #1

I blame the whole "play out the back" strategy Southgate insists upon.


And Gregggggg running the same playbook
 
2022-09-26 3:34:38 PM  

dietbubba: harleyquinnical: dietbubba: harleyquinnical: England in "red" with sky blue font.

Netherlands is jealous of this shade of orange

Seriously.  It's the colour of really good Pacific salmon...or the Golden Gate Bridge.

Nike sucks


I'll forward your complaints to Eugene.  He'll handle it from there.
 
2022-09-26 3:37:11 PM  
Halftime and 0-0.  England had better chances, but Germany almost pounced on mistakes by keeper Nick Pope.
 
2022-09-26 3:38:41 PM  
Meanwhile, in the other group match, Italy lead Hungary 1-0 on a goal from Raspadori
 
2022-09-26 3:42:49 PM  
Wow.  Italy should have scored in the 5', and their goal came off a mistake by the keeper trying to play out the back.  Why is this considered a good strategy? HONESTLY?!
 
2022-09-26 3:54:22 PM  
Nice pass to try to find Gundogan, but the connection failed.
 
2022-09-26 3:55:20 PM  
Nice shot from Sterling but Ter Stegan hangs on.
 
2022-09-26 3:56:52 PM  
Wow.  Werner gets that on target, it would have counted.

Germany screaming for a penalty.  How that isn't a penalty is beyond me.
 
2022-09-26 3:56:56 PM  
Harry does Harry things
 
2022-09-26 3:57:11 PM  
And VAR calls the Dutch official over.
 
2022-09-26 3:57:34 PM  
Germany gets the penalty.
 
2022-09-26 3:57:51 PM  
PK to Germany after a check of the monitor.
Maguire turns the ball over and then brings down the attacker in the box.
 
2022-09-26 3:58:29 PM  
And it comes from Musiala applying pressure as Maguire tries to play out the back.
 
2022-09-26 3:58:42 PM  
Gundogan converts it.
1-0
 
2022-09-26 3:58:44 PM  
Just turned on England Germany - is it really quiet there or just my feed?
 
2022-09-26 3:58:55 PM  
Gundogan to take it...bottom right corner and ze Germans lead.
 
2022-09-26 3:58:56 PM  
don't even have to wait for Germany to eventually win on penalties
 
2022-09-26 3:59:34 PM  

Cajnik: Just turned on England Germany - is it really quiet there or just my feed?


Its Etihad level quiet
 
2022-09-26 3:59:40 PM  

Cajnik: Just turned on England Germany - is it really quiet there or just my feed?


The mic gain is down to cut the crowd noise on the broadcast...or it's just overpowered by John Strong.
 
2022-09-26 4:00:19 PM  
oh that looked like an obvious handball.
 
2022-09-26 4:01:25 PM  

harleyquinnical: oh that looked like an obvious handball.


off the noggin.

England may actually have to attack
 
2022-09-26 4:01:32 PM  
all England had to do was score one goal against Italy and seal the top spot for us, but nooooooo

England sucks so bad they even farked Hungary.
 
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