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2022-09-26 3:36:22 PM  
Son, I am disappoint. I was promised BOOBIES.
 
2022-09-26 4:00:09 PM  

edmo: Son, I am disappoint. I was promised BOOBIES.


I found a bouncy pair just for you.

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2022-09-26 5:24:35 PM  
I was going to say that Brad is borrowing from Leo DiCaprio's playbook but then I noticed that Emily Ratajkowski is 31 years old. WAAAYYY too old for DiCaprio.
 
2022-09-26 5:25:49 PM  
Didn't he try to make that Dune movie back in the 70's?
 
2022-09-26 5:29:55 PM  
Good for him.

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2022-09-26 5:32:58 PM  
Brad Pitt in his next film, "Boobie Train".
 
2022-09-26 5:40:15 PM  

edmo: Son, I am disappoint. I was promised BOOBIES.


You should check out the internet, I heard it's full of 'em.
 
2022-09-26 5:46:53 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Didn't he try to make that Dune movie back in the 70's?


That was this guy
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2022-09-26 5:48:16 PM  
I remain firmly in the "that kind of age gap means the elder is immature and the younger is damaged or gold-digging" camp.

There can be no relationship of equals between people who are more than a generation apart in age.  There can be no long term relationship when - illness and accident aside - going to die a quarter century before the other.

If you want to tap some hot young stuff, hire a prostitute.  It's healthier.
 
2022-09-26 5:50:40 PM  
WGAF
 
2022-09-26 5:55:20 PM  

IdentInvalid: WGAF


They're celebrities.  Their entire purpose is to provide fodder for the primitive social primate part of your brain that wants to snipe at popular members of the group behind their backs.  If we didn't want to watch them and gossip about them so much, they wouldn't command anywhere near as much money for their appearances.

The ones you never hear about are the normal people who act or sing or whatever... the ones you DO hear about are in on the game and it's a loose semi-official collaboration between the gossip industry and the celebrities and any company trying to sell products by association with them.

Now, I do think it's a mistake to indulge those instincts too deeply or too often, and I wish the whole industry was worth a lot less because everyone else felt the same way... but that ain't the way it is.

TL;DR: WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE
 
2022-09-26 5:56:19 PM  
Brad, don't let the weird navel scare you off. Go for it.
 
2022-09-26 5:56:32 PM  
"Bradajkowski"?  Oh Subby.  You could have gone with "RatPitt," and you didn't.

Hang your head in shame.
 
2022-09-26 6:11:57 PM  
"actor, 58, and the model, 31"

(58/2) + 7 = 36

She's out of bounds, Brad
 
2022-09-26 6:22:50 PM  

whither_apophis: "actor, 58, and the model, 31"

(58/2) + 7 = 36

She's out of bounds, Brad


According to weird arbitrary internet rules that people use to remove agency from adults.
 
2022-09-26 6:27:59 PM  
What dude cheats on Emily Ratajkowski?  Like how is that possible?
 
2022-09-26 6:38:01 PM  
Sounds like Emily is looking for a new movie role, so I'm sure they are getting what they both want out of this.
 
2022-09-26 6:38:32 PM  

i_dig_chicks: What dude cheats on Emily Ratajkowski?  Like how is that possible?


I hear her farts smell like the men's room at Grand Central Station.
 
2022-09-26 6:38:55 PM  

i_dig_chicks: What dude cheats on Emily Ratajkowski?  Like how is that possible?


Abe Lincoln once said "No matter how hot a woman is some guy out there is sick of her Shiat"
 
2022-09-26 6:39:28 PM  

i_dig_chicks: What dude cheats on Emily Ratajkowski?  Like how is that possible?


No matter how hot she is, somewhere out there is a guy who got sick and tired of putting up with her shiat.
 
2022-09-26 6:45:28 PM  

Unsung_Hero: I remain firmly in the "that kind of age gap means the elder is immature and the younger is damaged or gold-digging" camp.

There can be no relationship of equals between people who are more than a generation apart in age.  There can be no long term relationship when - illness and accident aside - going to die a quarter century before the other.

If you want to tap some hot young stuff, hire a prostitute.  It's healthier.


I firmly believe this is the dumbest post I'll read all day.  Your post absolutely reeks of jealousy.
These are two very attractive people that are dating. I doubt either of them are discussing marriage and children.  They are having fun.  There will no pre-nup.  No marriage.  No kids.  It's just two people f*cking until they're sick of each other.  Once in a while, they'll be seen in public going to a Chipotle or some sh*t.
And why would anyone want to hire a prostitute and risk some lifelong disease?
 
2022-09-26 6:50:10 PM  
Ok, never heard of her so I just googled her.

Pitt dates some odd looking women. She's not ugly by any means, but she looks... out of place or something. Like, disproportional. I feel the same way about Angelina Jolie. She looks like someone took a bunch of different beautiful women parts and assembled her.

I dunno. I guess if you're brad pitt you can date anyone so why not explore oddities.

/no, I'm not sharp-kneeing her. She's not ugly, just unconventional.
 
2022-09-26 6:51:12 PM  

Unsung_Hero: There can be no relationship of equals between people who are more than a generation apart in age.  There can be no long term relationship when - illness and accident aside - going to die a quarter century before the other.


What makes you think they're looking for a meaningful long-term relationship? I'm 36 and have been hooking up with a hot 50-year-old from Tinder for the last few months. Believe it or not, we know exactly what we're doing.
 
2022-09-26 6:55:41 PM  

edmo: Son, I am disappoint. I was promised BOOBIES.


My condolences.  Mods are so cruel and callous.

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2022-09-26 7:24:03 PM  

Heamer: Unsung_Hero: There can be no relationship of equals between people who are more than a generation apart in age.  There can be no long term relationship when - illness and accident aside - going to die a quarter century before the other.

What makes you think they're looking for a meaningful long-term relationship? I'm 36 and have been hooking up with a hot 50-year-old from Tinder for the last few months. Believe it or not, we know exactly what we're doing.


Next you're gonna say "is 14 years too big an age difference? Because she's got a 22 year old daughter that's a right belter!"
 
2022-09-26 7:29:06 PM  
People with above average looks who like to fark each other is news.

I really need to start skipping the entertainment tab.

/ yawn
 
2022-09-26 7:29:19 PM  

Moose out front: Ok, never heard of her so I just googled her.

Pitt dates some odd looking women. She's not ugly by any means, but she looks... out of place or something. Like, disproportional. I feel the same way about Angelina Jolie. She looks like someone took a bunch of different beautiful women parts and assembled her.

I dunno. I guess if you're brad pitt you can date anyone so why not explore oddities.

/no, I'm not sharp-kneeing her. She's not ugly, just unconventional.


You're completely insane or lying out your ass.
 
2022-09-26 7:50:08 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Didn't he try to make that Dune movie back in the 70's?


No, you're thinking of Guillermo del Jodorowsky. The Bradajkowski siblings made The Matrix.
 
2022-09-26 7:53:53 PM  

Moose out front: Ok, never heard of her so I just googled her.

Pitt dates some odd looking women. She's not ugly by any means, but she looks... out of place or something. Like, disproportional. I feel the same way about Angelina Jolie. She looks like someone took a bunch of different beautiful women parts and assembled her.

I dunno. I guess if you're brad pitt you can date anyone so why not explore oddities.

/no, I'm not sharp-kneeing her. She's not ugly, just unconventional.


Hideous.  😄

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2022-09-26 7:54:22 PM  

i_dig_chicks: What dude cheats on Emily Ratajkowski?  Like how is that possible?


a dude who is into girls capable of having  expressions on their face?

seriously, the 'handful.of xannies' thousand yard stare is not really a turnon.  not for me anyway.
 
2022-09-26 7:56:14 PM  

Kris_Romm: Moose out front: Ok, never heard of her so I just googled her.

Pitt dates some odd looking women. She's not ugly by any means, but she looks... out of place or something. Like, disproportional. I feel the same way about Angelina Jolie. She looks like someone took a bunch of different beautiful women parts and assembled her.

I dunno. I guess if you're brad pitt you can date anyone so why not explore oddities.

/no, I'm not sharp-kneeing her. She's not ugly, just unconventional.

Hideous.  😄

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she looks like she was grown in a lab and not quiiiite inflated all the way
 
2022-09-26 7:56:15 PM  
Hollywood is so creepy with the re-treads.
 
2022-09-26 8:05:56 PM  
Brad wants to quit acting.  Hard to think of a better retirement than to wake up to Emily R. and stay in bed for most of the day.
 
2022-09-26 8:15:41 PM  

BafflerMeal: whither_apophis: "actor, 58, and the model, 31"

(58/2) + 7 = 36

She's out of bounds, Brad

According to weird arbitrary internet rules that people use to remove agency from adults.


Ok, Woody
 
2022-09-26 8:26:58 PM  

hammettman: Brad wants to quit acting.  Hard to think of a better retirement than to wake up to Emily R. and stay in bed for most of the day.


Many people believe that especially beautiful women don't put that much effort in while in bed.
 
2022-09-26 8:36:43 PM  

i_dig_chicks: What dude cheats on Emily Ratajkowski?  Like how is that possible?


if Emily plops her ass down on your toilet, you'd better have a plunger ready because she BEEFS. She will drop five or six forearmed-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that she used to shit in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
2022-09-26 8:46:57 PM  

jmr61: Moose out front: Ok, never heard of her so I just googled her.

Pitt dates some odd looking women. She's not ugly by any means, but she looks... out of place or something. Like, disproportional. I feel the same way about Angelina Jolie. She looks like someone took a bunch of different beautiful women parts and assembled her.

I dunno. I guess if you're brad pitt you can date anyone so why not explore oddities.

/no, I'm not sharp-kneeing her. She's not ugly, just unconventional.

You're completely insane or lying out your ass.


I'd agree both are a bit odd-looking. Absofarkinglutely not not-hot (you'd have to be insane to suggest that) but... odd.
 
2022-09-26 8:49:31 PM  
Wha... what???

She said she liked ugly guys!!!

Do you mean to tell me that I've been growing out my back hair for nothing???
 
2022-09-26 8:50:50 PM  

Unsung_Hero: I remain firmly in the "that kind of age gap means the elder is immature and the younger is damaged or gold-digging" camp.

There can be no relationship of equals between people who are more than a generation apart in age.  There can be no long term relationship when - illness and accident aside - going to die a quarter century before the other.

If you want to tap some hot young stuff, hire a prostitute.  It's healthier.


My 24-year-younger wife and I, together (married or dating) for 16 years, are getting a kick out of your cute, soft-minded, generalized, one-size-fits-all notions of how human relationships should work.

Wanna really test your grammar school notions?  We met when she was 17 and pursued me despite me putting her off for months.  Also, it turns out that we are capable of understanding that I'll die well before her because:  Math.  Knowing that time is limited and the enhanced appreciation that things are ephemeral brings value to our time.  "Mono no aware."

Last year, in the midst of covid, "immature" me and my "unequal" "damaged/gold-digger" we decided that we'd had enough of our long-held middle-management corporate gigs, threw caution to the wind, and moved to a tiny island in the South Pacific to help some friends run their small hotel.  Now, pretty much everyday, we "unequals" watch the sun rise from behind the islands, hang out with guests from all over the world, snorkel, hike, and watch the sun set into the vast empty ocean as the stars fade in.

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Now, whether its cool with you or not, I'm gonna go tap some young stuff . . .
 
2022-09-26 8:52:09 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: i_dig_chicks: What dude cheats on Emily Ratajkowski?  Like how is that possible?

Abe Lincoln once said "No matter how hot a woman is some guy out there is sick of her Shiat"


Or maybe the guy is an asshole.
 
2022-09-26 9:12:53 PM  

Kris_Romm: Moose out front: Ok, never heard of her so I just googled her.

Pitt dates some odd looking women. She's not ugly by any means, but she looks... out of place or something. Like, disproportional. I feel the same way about Angelina Jolie. She looks like someone took a bunch of different beautiful women parts and assembled her.

I dunno. I guess if you're brad pitt you can date anyone so why not explore oddities.

/no, I'm not sharp-kneeing her. She's not ugly, just unconventional.

Hideous.  😄

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Witnessing the first pic, I threw up in my mouth.  I soldiered through and swallowed my bile.  But upon the second pic I had a full on stomach clearing projectile puke with dry heaves afterwards.  Also I emptied my bowels and bladder.  I have also begun heavy sweats.  I am crying.  I am completely devoid of ways of excreting anything else from my body without opening new holes for blood to escape.
 
2022-09-26 9:14:56 PM  

Flappyhead: Hooker with a Penis: i_dig_chicks: What dude cheats on Emily Ratajkowski?  Like how is that possible?

Abe Lincoln once said "No matter how hot a woman is some guy out there is sick of her Shiat"

Or maybe the guy is an asshole.


Nah. Relationships are hard. And some people just aren't meant to be together. Hell, *most* people aren't meant to be together, at least not for long periods of time.

I don't really think "soul mates" exist, but there are people that you can live with for the long term, and people you can't.

And, well, if you are in a dating pool that includes Emily Ratajkowski (or Brad Pitt), then you have lots of options. Or temptations, if you want to think of it that way. There's a reason Hollywood marriages don't last long -  you're surrounded by beautiful rich people all the time, and you're one of them. Why stay with someone that you don't get along with unbelievably well? There's nothing tying you to them.

In some ways, it must kinda suck. You'd never feel pressured to make a relationship work. You could always just leave. And if you don't learn how to make relationships work when you are relatively young, it's really hard to learn it later. I would say Pitt is too old to have learned his lesson.
 
2022-09-26 9:27:15 PM  

i_dig_chicks: What dude cheats on Emily Ratajkowski?  Like how is that possible?


You show me a smoking hot chick and I'll show you a guy who is tired of her shiat.
 
2022-09-26 10:03:17 PM  

madgonad: hammettman: Brad wants to quit acting.  Hard to think of a better retirement than to wake up to Emily R. and stay in bed for most of the day.

Many people believe that especially beautiful women don't put that much effort in while in bed.


Let me join the "many people who are in bed with beautiful women survey" and I'll get back to you/Fark.
 
2022-09-26 10:19:29 PM  
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I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp shoes. She is way below my standard.
 
2022-09-26 10:59:32 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: i_dig_chicks: What dude cheats on Emily Ratajkowski?  Like how is that possible?

if Emily plops her ass down on your toilet, you'd better have a plunger ready because she BEEFS. She will drop five or six forearmed-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


I heard she keeps a poopknife nearby for that reason.
 
2022-09-26 11:31:05 PM  
EXCLUSIVE:  Brad Pitt and Emily Ratajkowski are not dating exclusively, maybe:  EXCLUSIVE

/Poor Brad baby is not even divorced yet.  If he holds her hand, Angelina will file another complaint with the court.
 
2022-09-26 11:38:10 PM  

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I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp shoes. She is way below my standard.


More like "lights on, but no one's home".
 
2022-09-27 12:02:39 AM  

Moose out front: Ok, never heard of her so I just googled her.

Pitt dates some odd looking women. She's not ugly by any means, but she looks... out of place or something. Like, disproportional. I feel the same way about Angelina Jolie. She looks like someone took a bunch of different beautiful women parts and assembled her.

I dunno. I guess if you're brad pitt you can date anyone so why not explore oddities.

/no, I'm not sharp-kneeing her. She's not ugly, just unconventional.


Brad and Jennifer Aniston are never, ever getting back together--get used to it!
 
2022-09-27 12:13:35 AM  

inelegy: Unsung_Hero: I remain firmly in the "that kind of age gap means the elder is immature and the younger is damaged or gold-digging" camp.

There can be no relationship of equals between people who are more than a generation apart in age.  There can be no long term relationship when - illness and accident aside - going to die a quarter century before the other.

If you want to tap some hot young stuff, hire a prostitute.  It's healthier.

My 24-year-younger wife and I, together (married or dating) for 16 years, are getting a kick out of your cute, soft-minded, generalized, one-size-fits-all notions of how human relationships should work.

Wanna really test your grammar school notions?  We met when she was 17 and pursued me despite me putting her off for months.  Also, it turns out that we are capable of understanding that I'll die well before her because:  Math.  Knowing that time is limited and the enhanced appreciation that things are ephemeral brings value to our time.  "Mono no aware."

Last year, in the midst of covid, "immature" me and my "unequal" "damaged/gold-digger" we decided that we'd had enough of our long-held middle-management corporate gigs, threw caution to the wind, and moved to a tiny island in the South Pacific to help some friends run their small hotel.  Now, pretty much everyday, we "unequals" watch the sun rise from behind the islands, hang out with guests from all over the world, snorkel, hike, and watch the sun set into the vast empty ocean as the stars fade in.

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Now, whether its cool with you or not, I'm gonna go tap some young stuff . . .


Awesome post.

Also, if you get tired of your job, can you let me know?  I'll be glad to "help out"  your friends.  I realize I'll have to go move to an island paradise, but it's a sacrifice my family and I are willing to make.
 
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